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TorettoX84

@torettox84.com
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/* Cybersec n008 | eJPT | Comptia Pentest+ | Content Creator Games | Tech | Nerd stuff | Uncle | Autistic robot */ Work: Security Stuff | Lead Dev 🐈

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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 02/07/2026
Lies! There's even photographic evidence of his dragon ways! The rowing thing is probably my favorite thing to happen this World Cup so far.
Erling Haaland standing next to his dragon.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 10/06/2026
Since I'm tired of managing WordPress sites and getting choice / update / branding / ... anxiety I made my self a Substack and wrote a first post about writing a first post. Very meta. Clicky clicky => torettox84.substack.com
An orange square with the text "The Dreaded First Post" and a link to my new substack, https://torettox84.substack.com
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 08/06/2026
Who wins, one Plugin Boi or hundreds of scrubs? Try harder, losers. One day I'm not going to even check these mails anymore.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 16/05/2026
This, and other things men ask me ("Why are you attacking my character?") when I just casually explain why men onlin are animals.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 15/04/2026
I own the Anthology edition. Many people wonder why there's an atomic bomb in my room. 🤔
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 15/04/2026
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 15/04/2026
Okay my digital camera did weird things which lead to iphone problems that didn't exist but...
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 13/04/2026
I touched grass in The Netherlands.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 04/04/2026
Behold the glory that is my drawing skills and the result of my autistic ass conjuring a galaxy of stick figures just because I wasn't feeling a blog post about a neurospicy topic.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 02/04/2026
At some point I'll write Risk Assessment Tracking System instead of of RATS in our app. Today is not that day.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 31/03/2026
I may be lonely but I'm not dating site for the unvaccinated lonely.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 10/03/2026
And this is what I had posted: No bullet points in sight. Just a single paragraph under the "What". So it's just 100% making shit up.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 10/03/2026
Today I learned that when you post the content of your document to CoPilot to evaluate it, it'll just make shit up. First, it claimed I had "posted a slide" and made up content. When I said(*) "You're making shit up" it claimed I had posted the following:
Just AI hallucinating shit I never wrote, nothing to see here.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 28/02/2026
Some days I feel like I'm a child masking as an adult because why else would I buy this at my age of (a lot)
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 13/01/2026
Can't believe I pulled it off and turned BlueDemocratDoomScrollingSky into something somewhat useable that isn't an anxiety generator.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 04/01/2026
Well I mean it’s just the iOS version and it looks weird in horizontal mode, lol,
Bsky app on an iPad Pro
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 09/12/2025
Shut the fuck up, Bing. I was just trying to figure out where a quote came from.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 29/11/2025
You’re overestimatingj my interest in F1. And money.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 27/11/2025
I was about to manually convert 130 column names to table names until I realized I could program.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 18/11/2025
I often Google things then realize "Yeah, it probably makes sense there's no answer to that." But not today. Not today.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 19/10/2025
What… 🤨
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 14/10/2025
Oh my.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/10/2025
I thought it'd just start editing, lol. But no, it replied, too. I lil'd. LIL is laughing internally loudly by the way.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 28/09/2025
Uhm, yeah, you have to pay in Europe if you don't want them to steal your data.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 26/09/2025
LinkedIn developers aren't real developers.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 19/09/2025
Don't ask ChatGPT to calculate something. Especially don't ask it why it did it. While the end result is correct, WHY ADD THOSE NUMBERS UP AT FIRST.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 11/09/2025
I don't know, YouTube, I feel like those other options don't really need to be there when you look at the thing in the circle. You're mean.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/09/2025
You win one internet point! And the best part it's right in everyone's face and nobody notices. Or, well, mentions it, I guess.
A screenshot of a web application for ISMS. The important think to know is that in the top left corner it mentiones the release version and name, "CATS 0.34.0 Links Lambkin", because CATS releases are named after breeds of cats or are given cat names that tie in with the new features that were added.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 04/09/2025
This one has claimed the old home of the Xbox One X and PS5 🤔
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 04/09/2025
Help, my office is taken over by two black entities.
Desktop PC with glass pane anf blue LEDS.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 01/09/2025
I made a small mistake and wondered why i suddenly got a "storage full" message...
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 23/08/2025
Just a sane person hanging out with their AI girlfriend I'm sure.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 15/08/2025
This is my cat when she’s hiding because she doesn’t want to come inside. She sucks at hiding.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 06/08/2025
Adding an add to my Lock Screen is already wild, but… why like this? Why slightly off center? Why?!?
A screenshot of a Windows PC Lock Screen with Ann off center thingy. For the visually impaired, FIY slightly off center things are the worst.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 30/07/2025
I am so done with this app and its bullshit "We are the good people!" feel good propaganda. This shit is tiresome.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 29/07/2025
Inventory time... Who is running what on what hardware? Chaos!
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 27/07/2025
Taking a selfie with a cat while cat sitting is hard.
Aan orange cat.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 17/07/2025
Soft. Weak. You're not entitled to my money. I'm not spending money on art for shitty ideas anyone will get to see. I've paid for art and will pay for art. But not for Generic Idea #335 I'll never launch.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 28/06/2025
When they bathe you it feels like
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 27/06/2025
You can now be judged for your life choices in real time by your browser. What a time to be alive.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 25/06/2025
I didn't know either, I just thought the picture was cool. Apparently the unit is named after her.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 20/06/2025
We went with another Mau for the latest named release of our app. 🤔
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 15/06/2025
What is going on 😭
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 15/06/2025
Well, if we're sharing cat lock screens...
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 12/06/2025
Cat nap.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 11/06/2025
Don’t mind me chilling on your windowsill. 🤔
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 31/05/2025
“Dinner”
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 21/05/2025
I’ll just lie here and demand pets where you can hardly reach me.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 21/05/2025
My reaction when I'm not wearing shoes upstairs and the Inevitable Happens as I try to round the cabin.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 19/05/2025
She gets annoyed if I touch most of the white areas which makes it easy to identify where not to go to avoid The Clawzzzzzzz
A picture of a multicoloured cat on a table.
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