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TorettoX84

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/* Cybersec n008 | eJPT | Comptia Pentest+ | Content Creator Games | Tech | Nerd stuff | Uncle | Autistic robot */ Work: Security Stuff | Lead Dev 🐈

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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 26/09/2026
Incel: "Faye of the God Of War game is ugly". Me: "What the fuck are you talking about." Also saying following his standards I would never play as him. Him: "How dare you call me a neckbeard with your profile pic?!" Well, where do I start... (Cont.)
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 04/09/2026
Yay, the deematologist found a suspicious spot she’s going to remove. FML.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 27/08/2026
I bought niece a Minecraft Ender Man from GamesCom, hopefully it’ll be a fun “I know school sucks” gift.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 27/08/2026
GamesCom I am inside you 😄
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 25/08/2026
My niece is stressed about going back to school and started playing Minecraft again. So I started a new world for myself. She now joins me every time I'm online. I'm only playing Minecraft so she can join me and relax a second, I've got a.bunch of other games I could play 😁
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 18/08/2026
If I have to focus my writing efforts somewhere I somehow feel like this platform isn't really a place to sink time into anymore.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 14/08/2026
I keep reminding myself I once got any games and hardware I wanted in exchange for some reviews and fumbled that bag when I developed an autistic special interest in some niche CMS 😭
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 12/08/2026
Where in the fresh hell are those followers that are obviously trying to just advertise something coming from.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 12/08/2026
Hey Too Good To Go, if you think 1-3 days is the same as 7-??? days and your clanker thinks me saying that's a deal breaker is "Good feedback!" I hope the cloud that AI sits on evaporates or he's forced to generate pictures of old fat guys with their anime waifu.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 11/08/2026
Being autistic means that sometimes you've got to bend the rules. I got my tax invoice. If I handled my accounting for the month afterwards it would loom over me and I would do my work at 25% all day. So I chose to spend an hour on it and work at 100% for the rest of the day.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 08/08/2026
I am so bored. Not just now but in general.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/08/2026
Ah, no wonder we won the Ryder Cup, Trump attended. 🤣
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/08/2026
Wow American supporters are shit in every sport, wild.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 04/08/2026
How do you survive a day at a theme park as a fifth wheel? Asking for a myself.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 03/08/2026
LinkedIn is where the sad people go that don't have an actual skillset to do something (writing and talking ain't it) and try to sell themselves and their persona because they've really got nothing else to offer.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 31/07/2026
The SUI index (or SEI for you Yanks) seems to indicate that June was a very hot month that lead to a decrease in expenses as outside temperatures made engaging in economical activities challenging. That's LinkedIn for "I didn't spent any money in June apparently 'cause I didn't go outside."
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 30/07/2026
I present to you the Ozempics, where people who lost weight "through exercise and dieting" but have never trained a day in their life take part in athletic events over the course of a month.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 29/07/2026
LinkedIn be like: "Steven, add the guy that fired you because he had it in for autistic people (and women but I'm not one of those) and fired you because he "saw no future for you". Nah, I'm good.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 25/07/2026
I swear to God I will rounduo every weather man that predicted insane temperatures that Will almost definitely not happen and I will make them dig a hole until they can touch lava
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 25/07/2026
YouTube: "Hey, are you noticing interruptions?" Me: "Not really" YouTube: "Because if you do it's probably your ad blocker, so if you'd disable it the videos would load a lot faster!" Yes, because those aren't interruptions...
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 25/07/2026
I always forget how disabling my autism and ADHD actually are until my parents leave for a long vacation.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 20/07/2026
It's great to see Spain could defeat two countries in the final, and both South American too. Argentina and Colombia (cocaine)
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 19/07/2026
Never let America host anything serious again. Except WWIII
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 18/07/2026
If you are singing and I can hear it it’s free content.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 18/07/2026
The neurotypicals Will never understand the betrayal of a store not having the snack which was the only reason you visited it in the first place.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 16/07/2026
Why do all problems I research always lead about conversations held by women with autism? This is becoming weird.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 16/07/2026
I hate summers for so many reasons. Although I absolutely hate the weather I mostly hate them for social reasons.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 15/07/2026
Okay who in my area named their Wifi Alice in Wonder Lan
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 14/07/2026
Started the day trying to figure out Laravel Envoy. Fixing things left and right. At the end of the day I realized "I have to do just as much work to get Envoy to work as I have to when I'd just write my own script, man..." So I wrote my own deploy script instead.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 14/07/2026
The Norwegians celebrated their Quarter final like they won the thing. Good for them. :)
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 12/07/2026
I've got America fatigue
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 10/07/2026
An American just wrote Europeans and Africans were bad for shipping and selling slaves and they did nothing wrong. They just bought them. How can you be hyper capitalist and not realize that if you create the demand for something evil you are in fct a bad person.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 09/07/2026
You try to be nice to Americans and at least 10% are the sorest losers you've ever seen, copletely ignorant of the fact why the world was upset by the Balogun events. Why do I even bother?
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 08/07/2026
I genuinely hope the Americans had fun with the world cup and that being eliminated doesn't sour their experience. There's still a lot of fun football to be played and lots of good times to be had. You can trust me, I live in a country that hosted and got eliminated in the group stage... :D
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/07/2026
I wonder if Americans realize they're not the only country with more than one sport. They're just bad at the ones you czn be an actual world champion in and that's okay.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/07/2026
Oh no @nanami.codes you're breeding more Haalands? vm.tiktok.com/ZGd9XCC44/
vm.tiktok.com
TikTok - Make Your Day
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/07/2026
Having to explain to American fans that if the rest of the world appears to be against "them" it's more of a #NotAllMen situation is hard. We're mocking systems, institutions and the trolls that support them. We know not everyone be like that.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/07/2026
I was going to meme the Belgium result but then the world did this Threads thread. www.threads.com/@chopper221/...
threads.com
Brian Reuss (@chopper221) on Threads
13 stripes 50 stars were the USA we don't care who you are
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/07/2026
Belgians right now be like… youtu.be/jCF4dKjIM2c?...
youtu.be
Omdat Het Kan & Average Rob - On Met La Patate (Belgian Anthem)
YouTube video by Average Rob
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 07/07/2026
It's called football! It's called football! It's called football!
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 06/07/2026
Europeans: *fighting and name calling* Europeans when the US tries to diss an European country:
static.klipy.com
Tom Cat Tom The Cat
ALT: Tom Cat Tom The Cat
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 06/07/2026
I don't think Americans understand how unpopular their behaviour during the World Cup online is making them. They're confirming all the negative stereotypes we have and then double down like they double down on their McDonalds menu.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
Neymar never playing a semi final is delicious.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
Fine I guess I'll stay for the Ru tradition. 🤔
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
It's probably weird thzt I love Norway because they have to former players of my club and the guy that trashed us on his European debut 😂
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
Neymar was telling Nyland he has twice as many world cup trophies as him and Nyland did the math and said "Yes."
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
You wish you were Ronaldo, Crymar.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
It's no 7-1 but it's close enough.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
Neymar you degenerate has been.
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TorettoX84 @torettox84.com · 05/07/2026
This is the moment to bring Thorstvedt for seven minutes of taunting Brazil. 🤪
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