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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it's the end of the muppet version of a christmas carol, where the scared-straight scrooge pokes his head out the window and is all hey kid what day is it, and he's like it's christmas you old bastard, and scrooge is all thank god i'm still in time, only this is michael caine as scrooge leaning out and shouting down at some very very cute and very felt vermin but still vermin, i'm just gonna call it like i see it here, straight-shooter, from the hip, anyway, instead of the normal exchange, scrooge is saying, "You, boy! Is there new pornography today?" And in the next panel, the rat is shouting back, "Every day, sir!" And then last panel is Scrooge looking extremely relieved. Beatific even. Thank you.
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