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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 8h
The video is an old interview with a very high Harrison Ford about filming the Temple of Doom went
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
V/h/s mixtape was bad
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A bit later, I realized everyone else might know her from way back and I dropped a ‘oh yeah, it’s so-and-sos (our) kid that’s been keeping me up’. The high from their reactions still hits 10 years later.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was at a bachelor party for a buddy from grad school who also introduced me to my wife. I was the lame guy with a newborn who was like ‘I’ll party as much as I can, but I’m probably going to crash early bc of the aformentioned baby’
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What is OM/Odessey of the Mind?
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They should have had a mummy in Jackass
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drop that waffle maker link please
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The john williams score as the helicopter flies over isla toblerone would hit so hard
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just don’t look into when the last back to back to back NL pennant winners was
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DingerTV @dinger.tv · 08/10/2026
We regret the error
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He was in grad school at the same time as I (much different schools). My buddies in his field were like “he’s good”. You sometimes get advisors that are star-fuckers but he was legit
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All-time? Aaron Harang
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His halloween album is on constant rotation in this house
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cool thing about inflation. Plumber just came out and it cost less than a weeks worth of groceries
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bear Wednesday
Black bear in a defensive pose on top of a pile of trash next to a green trash can.  Two cubs are standing up behind it looking into the trash can.  The interior of a van door is seen in the foreground
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A 3x4 rectangle is not a square. You can pack all n unit squares completely in a 1xn rectangle for any n
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Smallest square area containing them
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As long as minivans exist
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know what your old pal Jack Burton would say
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Jack Burton: 'The Check Is In The Mail'
ALT: Jack Burton: 'The Check Is In The Mail'
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re bringing backup
Apple music screenshot of blue oyster cults Godzilla.  This is my most listened song for the past three years bc the five yr old insists on listening to it to get amped for school
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Made Shakshuka
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a mutual. The policyholders are the only ones with voting power.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Later_l...
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Later life of Isaac Newton - Wikipedia
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Walking into my kids room an hour after cleaning it
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Garments rendered
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s a Big Walk puzzle
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still going 1/11
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Hoopsters were our lodestar
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me (2 seconds after saying the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard): You can’t make this up.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is all I need
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Rabbits (web series) - Wikipedia
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Advisory board note: Oral sex was implied, but not shown. Performer expels fluid after.
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Shin Godzilla Atomic Breath Attack
Alt: Shin Godzilla Atomic Breath Attack
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Personally, I think he’s dutch)
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I searched #oscarrace on twitter and you wouldn’t believe the results
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had the same thought when watching his doordash ad
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JAMEIS WINSTON MADE A CRAB LEGS COMMERCIAL FOR DOOR DASH AND IT IS GOLD
YouTube video by Draft Diamonds
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I usually just comment to my kids “it looks like silent hill today” and they get confused.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Huge, HUGE, gains in time saved between “searching stackoverflow” vs “write me this code” in the actuarial field
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not only that, but the surround sound coming through my airpods on a roku tv is much better than my current setup
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When it’s been a long day
Fuckass black bear going through my garbage.  He finally ran away when he ran into some leftover buffalo wings that were too spicy.  His eyes are saying “give me a break”
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s a reference to the final scene in Aliens.
Picture of a tv in the last 20 minutes of Aliens.  Ripley is walking through a nest of alien eggs holding Newt.  It’s fairly harrowing, especially when considering the eggs
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The “Facilitator” on teams is pretty nice in my experience.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s got the Jon Clayton
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Give us a thumbs up
Matriarch of the texas chainsaw massacre family
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s my move for any fast food mexican and sauce packets. Perfect saucing for every bite
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Loyd's Angry Move in Military Uniform
Alt: Death of Stalin gif where they slow mo remove their jacket and reveal a chest full of medals. Famously, had to understate the number of medsls
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sounds like he’s playing the “field of dreams”.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who let the dogs out
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bought this on a whim yesterday at the grocery store. 2 sips in, yeah it’s bad
Photo of southern tier’s Maple Warlock.  A maple pumpkin imperial stout.  Next to my cardinals coozie i took off for this picture.  There are tongs and woods in the background.   Southern tier is, in my opionion, still a great brewery
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cut to thanksgiving, i show up at my grandmother’s house and everyone is laughing. My sister played it for my extended family including multiple >80 yr olds before I got there. The disappointment on their faces when they found out I didn’t write it is my personal 9/11.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We got drunk at boarding school (11th and 12th grade only, this was 11th) and recorded this one night in our dorm, I was lead vocals. We saved it on our shared network and it got out, mainly people thought it was dumb funny. A senior found it and shared it with my sister, who had graduated.
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t listen, but I assume this is all Lions talk
Screenshot of the podcast description of club random with guest Tim Allen
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