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Topher Gerkey

@topherg.bsky.social
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Gaming, witchery, queerness, parenting, pop music, mental health, disability, whatever. He/him/his.

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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The way they're even still hiding King Ghidorah in the Minus Zero trailers is either going to be brilliant or stupid in retrospect. I hope the redesign is worth all this buildup.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Does Stranger Things count as horror? If not, probably Wrong Turn.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this the guy who wanted to train an AI with his voice so he didn't have to read to his kid, or some other winner?
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bleah. Garth Ennis can jump in a lake and I was extremely unimpressed with the bland mean-spiritedness of The Sadness.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobody ever uses the term "social contagion" in an unbiased way.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wizard of Oz comes close due to yearly TV spam when I was a kid, but the one film I've seen more than any other is Rear Window, which I (heretically?) consider to be Hitchcock's best film and find new stuff in every time I rewatch it.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's 100% people who were never going to be allies to begin with who pull that shit.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"the past is a foreign country" and all that
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when will my cyber-witchcraft start working, dammit
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ewwwww
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And now they're letting slip one of the reasons they're so gung-ho for AI.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who?
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They do believe that, and the scary thing is that they might be right about how stupid their followers are.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a lot of sympathy for the general mood of “oh no here come the men to criticize/colonize our interests” from women, but with this one in particular it’s pretty severely misplaced. I think I should get to have an opinion on stories about lives like mine.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The last time I was in one, I was going through a secondary/aftershock stroke, and the left side of my body was seizing, so of course I was slamming around in that tiny space. It kind of soured me on what had always been a kind of relaxed experience before. (“Try to stay still,” the tech said.)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm usually thinking "GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW"
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just saw that sign while on the Blue Line this morning and I'm sure I got a sour look.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish I could afford to hire people to get me up. Wait, that sounded wrong. You knew what I meant.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She really is one of my favorite fictional characters of all time (in a show loaded with great characters). All of her actresses did a fantastic job and I love both how ruthlessly determined she is and how brilliant she is in multiple ways.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why:
static.klipy.com
Oh No Julika Jenkins
Alt: Claudia Tiedemann from DARK looks confused
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The weird thing is that Ian Alexander was pretty good in The OA, so I don’t know what happened in Disco. May have been a failure of direction?
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And probably insist on sacrifices of freshly-removed hearts to make sure it continued to rise
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Rebellious thoughts,” oh no, that’s the worst thing a child could have! But not a word about consumerist brainwashing.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’ve now had two different high school classes come in to observe the court proceedings and it’s kind of adorable how disappointed they all look at how boring an actual trial is.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RELATABLE
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stranger Things should have been one season.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(I believed really hard that I could use “tulpa” as a verb, so now I can.)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weird. Someone must have tulpa’d those posts into existence.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am going to be haunted until my dying day by Shari Belafonte singing "Get Dead" in the 80s Halloween tv movie "The Midnight Hour," a film I spent decades thinking I imagined in a fever dream until Josh Spiegel included it in The 80s Project.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When Ann Magnuson came and gave a speech at my high school graduation, I asked her for advice on becoming a professional actor. Her advice was, in its entirety, “Don’t.”
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They sound very thorough.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a lot of this around being bi as well. I figured myself out relatively early compared to a lot of people and I *still* cringe at how long I thought I was a defective straight person.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sitting waiting to see if I get chosen for jury duty. Bleah. SO many stern looks, presumably because I’m masked, but I woke up feeling like crap and if I’m sick I’d rather not inflict that on a room full of strangers.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Possibly controversial take incoming: I think players who enjoy playing a game in an unintended way should be welcomed. I don't think those players should be *listened to*.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will never understand people who brag about how much they dislike 99% of the game they obsessively play.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When it comes to a particular video game, I often refer to the two groups of people who play it: the ones who want it to be a game, and the ones who want it to be a museum. (I'm on the game side myself, but I can certainly sympathize with the museum side, if at the same time feeling sorry for them)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes when I'm feeling extra spicy I make choices for characters based on what makes the most sense given that character's concept, rather than whatever's the most efficient or powerful.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had zero expectations but the newest Street Fighter trailer looks ridiculous and awesome.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
An acquaintance posted a clip from an article and I don't want to detract from the main point, so here in my own post I'm gonna complain that reading the phrase "self-deluded themselves" made me visibly wince and think unkind thoughts about whoever edited the article.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
YouTubers: You don't understand, if I don't use AI-generated art, my thumbnails won't look good and stand out and nobody will click on them! Result: a significant chunk of YouTube thumbnails now look exactly the same and the ones that "stand out" are the ones made by humans.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Heh. I always have the time; scheduling issues are typically not on my end. :)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I get to spend a big chunk of today with my daughter. She's totally going to get bored of me a few hours in, but oh well.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every time I get a notification to go check out Threads, I'm reminded that Threads' guiding motivation seems to be "if I try very very hard to be as despicable as possible, I can grow up to be as bad as Twitter someday."
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think of codebreaking. But in fairness I'm old. When I talk to my GenZ kid today I'll ask her the same question because I'm curious.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's so wild as I've gotten older and more familiar with a wider variety of media properties to see the chain of snakes eating each other's tails. WH40K stole some ideas from those comics. Stellaris stole some ideas from WH40K. In both cases the serial numbers got further filed away over time.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Soooo many games that "are about story, not combat" and then you look at the mechanics.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(sorry to go off like this, Steve, I just see SO MUCH of this mythologizing of a golden era that never really existed and it bugs me.)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
...so that was the terminology they tended to use out of game or while prepping for a game. When a new player joined, the vibe wasn't "what we really need is a disgraced princess on the run from an arranged marriage," it was "we could use a thief, none of us can deal with locks or traps."
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"I am Thromgar the Mighty, Bane of the Six Scalelords, from Little-Hovel-by-the-Dungheap" is great for character interaction and telling stories, but usually in D&D people tried to maximize their odds of Not Dying by building a balanced party out of those "fighter" "magic-user" "cleric" blocks...
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also, speaking as an animate talking pile of aged dust, the idea that people in the late 70s weren't describing their characters as "a fighter" or "a magic-user" and leaving it at that is just plain revisionism.
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