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Topher Gerkey

@topherg.bsky.social
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Gaming, witchery, queerness, parenting, pop music, mental health, disability, whatever. He/him/his.

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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why:
static.klipy.com
Oh No Julika Jenkins
Alt: Claudia Tiedemann from DARK looks confused
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’ve now had two different high school classes come in to observe the court proceedings and it’s kind of adorable how disappointed they all look at how boring an actual trial is.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am going to be haunted until my dying day by Shari Belafonte singing "Get Dead" in the 80s Halloween tv movie "The Midnight Hour," a film I spent decades thinking I imagined in a fever dream until Josh Spiegel included it in The 80s Project.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sitting waiting to see if I get chosen for jury duty. Bleah. SO many stern looks, presumably because I’m masked, but I woke up feeling like crap and if I’m sick I’d rather not inflict that on a room full of strangers.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Possibly controversial take incoming: I think players who enjoy playing a game in an unintended way should be welcomed. I don't think those players should be *listened to*.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will never understand people who brag about how much they dislike 99% of the game they obsessively play.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes when I'm feeling extra spicy I make choices for characters based on what makes the most sense given that character's concept, rather than whatever's the most efficient or powerful.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had zero expectations but the newest Street Fighter trailer looks ridiculous and awesome.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
An acquaintance posted a clip from an article and I don't want to detract from the main point, so here in my own post I'm gonna complain that reading the phrase "self-deluded themselves" made me visibly wince and think unkind thoughts about whoever edited the article.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
YouTubers: You don't understand, if I don't use AI-generated art, my thumbnails won't look good and stand out and nobody will click on them! Result: a significant chunk of YouTube thumbnails now look exactly the same and the ones that "stand out" are the ones made by humans.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every time I get a notification to go check out Threads, I'm reminded that Threads' guiding motivation seems to be "if I try very very hard to be as despicable as possible, I can grow up to be as bad as Twitter someday."
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The word "archetype" has three syllables. This has been a public service announcement.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've been watching lots of Project Zomboid videos/gameplay in prep for eventually getting it if it happens to go on sale while I have some money. I like a *lot* of things about it - it seems like the kind of survival gameplay I will enjoy - but I think I'm most impressed by how it sets expectations.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh, it sounds like maybe the Grammy leadership is reconsidering the new Asian Ghetto Category. Good.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Everyone will turn evil in the zombie apocalypse because of the lack of modern infrastructure" kind of presupposes that everyone was evil before modern infrastructure existed. Which kinda flies in the face of most of human history.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh cool, an action combat game starring the heroines of various fairy tales, I'd totally... oh. It's a T&A game. Nevermind.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The fact that I've now seen ads for like three "cozy Lovecraftian horror" games is starting to make my brain hurt.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People who confidently proclaim every East or Southeast Asian singer to be "K-Pop" are frustrating. (and probably racist, but that's harder to say about a stranger on the Internet)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"If you think genAI is bad then just don't use it, there's no need to shame the people who do" is a BUCKWILD response to "I know a significant number of people who have had their work stolen and/or lost paying work because of this."
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A review of a completely different but aesthetically reminiscent film has made me want to rewatch Savageland.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This latest explosion of biphobia on social media is starting to feel manufactured.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think the next time it's on sale (if that coincides with me having a little money) I might give in to the siren call of Project Zomboid.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just got reminded that it's been 6 years since DARK ended and in that time nobody has yet topped it in terms of plotting, casting, or use of montage.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Damn, modern gamers. I'm not your dad and I can't tell you how to play, but you *might* have fun exploring a game and making your own decisions about it based on that experience instead of asking the strangers on the Internet to tell you how you should have fun.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"You can't possibly divine that someone's true motivation is bigotry just because they stated outright their motivation was bigotry" is certainly a take. (I guess it's time for Bi Men Discourse again, *sigh*)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh, thank goodness, saw a fancam and the audio onsite sounded great. Apparently it was just the livestream audio that sounded like ass.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I sure hope SB19’s audio sounded better to the Lollapalooza audience than it did on the livestream. Their mics sounded as if they were turned way down and full of static. It’s bizarre because the audio for the previous artist sounded pristine.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Listening to "Haute & Freddy" in the background as I wait for SB19's Lolla set and wow does this woman want to be the secret love child of Lady Gaga and Kate Bush. She's not bad! Just...very specific.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Looking forward to the Lollapalooza livestream later this afternoon.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's just occurred to me that Amalgam Comics missed an opportunity by not merging Robbie Reyes and Jaime Reyes into Ghost Beetle.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wait, World of Warcraft as an *official* D&D setting? Good grief, that is going to make *all* the money.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The trend in indie horror gaming to make everything look like it's from the PS1 era is officially starting to get on my nerves.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The superhero equivalent of "Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster" has got to be people who think "Static Shock" is the name of a character.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm reminded yet again how irritating it is when a streamer pays more attention to their chat than the game they're ostensibly playing and misses out on critical information.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Took a break from my achievement hunting in Stellaris to just play for fun for a while, but now I'm back at it. With the new achievements added in Nomads bringing down my score a bit, I'm sitting at 77% complete.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. (for pure happiness it probably should have been Nick & Charlie, but I went with a pick that's a lot more textured than pure happiness)
static.klipy.com
Dark Netflix: Martha and Jonas in Blue
Alt: Dark Netflix: Martha and Jonas in Blue
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hate how many mods for Stellaris are now using AI-generated thumbnail art. It doesn't just make them all look *bad*, it makes them all look *samey* and my eyes glaze right over them.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As per usual: I do not have it in me to gravedance, but I'm sure not mourning any terrible people.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Do any of my New Zealand friends play Pokemon Go? @profbanks.bsky.social ? @rustysellsword.com ? I've got to the point of completing a generation, aside from one pokemon that only spawns in NZ. No biggie if nobody plays, it's just a silly game. :)
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
People saying "verse" when they actually mean "versus" is the most irritating harmless thing on the Internet.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I just watched a few seconds of an anti-genAI video that was very obviously made using genAI. My head hurts.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The reason I know phylacteries are 100% not real is that if there was even a tiny chance of making a working one, we would have a bunch of billionaire liches running off their mouths about being liches.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
One of the many irritating things about modern gamers is the learned helplessness of “I just bought this game, Internet, will you play it for me?”
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
FOR CLARITY: Pride movements are not literally about being "proud." I'm not literally proud of being bisexual. It's not an accomplishment or achievement; it's just the way I am.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Since this *stupid* argument has come back around *yet again*: "Gay" used to be a slur meaning "licentious" or "morally dissolute." Before it was applied to men who loved men it was mostly used for women who were prostitutes.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My brain can now never unhear Donald Trump saying he wants to "have a threesome" with his "beautiful sons."
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
20 years and I still have trouble wrapping my brain around the way some people play City of Heroes. You don't give a character a particular powerset because of how efficient it is, or how it compares to other sets. You give them a powerset because *those are the powers that character would have.*
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I know a bunch of people are excited and I don't want to rain on their parade, but I'm really unthrilled that the Grammys have introduced a new category specifically to ghettoize Asian-produced music away from the real awards.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I kind of feel like the "authors should use smaller/simpler words" kerfuffle is just the large-scale abandonment of phonics-based teaching coming home to roost.
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Topher Gerkey @topherg.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh wow, more "gaming has gotten too accessible for people who aren't like me" discourse. I NEVER get tired of that!
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