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TopHatOrTrilby

@tophatortrilby.bsky.social
13K followers 28K following 485 posts

'X'iled- I follow back Likes: Science, facts, evidence, corroboration, knowledge, books, movies, humour, Seinfeld (tragic), travel, animals, cars, bikes, solitude, Democracy Dislikes: Trump, Hypocrisy (esp. religious), ads, bots, reality tv shows

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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I once owned one of these, and now I own this, a 1/6th model of what I consider to be the most beautiful piece of two-wheeled machinery ever produced by humankind, and I am unanimous in this! Hopelessly torn between keeping it, or building it, so I'm wide open to arguments for either
1/6th scale Yamaha XS1100 Midnight Special Tamiya model motorcycle kit.
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hey Google, does hydrogen peroxide peel paint? "Yes, highly concentrated hydrogen peroxide can act as a paint stripper and cause paint to blister or peel"
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Maga, probably - "How dare they not invite the President"
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Make Algae Great Again
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
President Fucknuts Von Bonespurs ~ "suckers and losers" - "I don't wanna get my hair wet" - "I like people who don't get caught" - "It's only a little excursion" - "That's the way it is"
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Bovino, Noem, Gorka Where are they now? Back down the carnival sideshow alleys? Nobody knows
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If only people had seen this at the time, they would have realised he hasn't a single redeeming quality, unless stupidity is a commodity? www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLOK...
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"How do I verify my age, Marco?"
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The Sum Of All Fears is art
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Suck hot shit Hegseth, and give Bondi a straw too
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I know this is a bit vague but do you have any recommendations for how an older guy on, say a $1000 budget, could be fly?
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Whomsoever you may be, if Fucknuts ever points at you and says "Quiet, piggy", and you react as anyone naturally would, and should, I swear on my life I'll be good for $500 toward your legal fees
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Drop some BRUNETTES 👩🏽 🖤 🧔🏽
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Stephanie Miller brilliantly stuffs TACO and Hannity in the same locker
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Ellen Hopkins @ellenhopkins.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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James Woolrich @jmwoolrich.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The trash is emblematic really
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James Woolrich @jmwoolrich.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
All you need to know.
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
He's given numerous 'explanations'for this bullshit, except the real one" "President Trump won't let me swear her in" Gutless weasel
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I got a week in the sin bin at that other cesspit because someone used a Norman Rockwell painting to reinforce their point and I pointed out that "Rockwell would have punched you nazi pussies in the cunt" I appealed, which was acknowledged with a response that said "appeals take around a week"
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
This is Trump, the self-appointed centre of the known universe, ranting like a lunatic about anything that displeases him But we already know he's deranged; the real problem is his cohort of fluffers who, absent of actually fellating him, will do their level best to please him by making this happen
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
See if you can identify the egregious lie
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I'd like to hear your responses to religious people who say, unsolicitedly, "I'll pray for you"
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"Feeling cute, might delete later"
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
SQUIRREL!
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"Special Assistant" Mmm hmm
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Squirrel!
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"...overemphasis on slavery..." Taco's belching out the most extraordinary bullshit, to distract from his involvement in the Epstein files, and these sycophants are falling over themselves to sell it to the rubes
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Wanna see one of the biggest pants on fire bullshit emissions made by anyone outside of the oval office
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Sing your sad song to Michelle Obama
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
If you want to understand Australians, watch Crackerjacks, Bad Eggs and Malcolm If you do, irregardless of order, you'll immediately understand why someone like Trump could never get a foothold here We would never, ever, allow that authoritarian bullshit
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Trump has 11 grandchildren but I can't recall a single photo of him hanging out with them, all his downtime is on a golf course
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I'm a man, I like women, beer, whisky, V8's, weed, axes, leather, motorcycles, action movies, and other man stuff, and I love the Barbie movie, I think I got most of the references, but I'll watch it more times just to be sure, and I loved everyone's performance in it, especially Rhea Perlman
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Personally, I think the greatest threat is the election of troglodyte morons
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I'm so very tired of being told that these social-engineering, tax-avoiding, so-called geniuses (yet seemingly incapable of articulating a coherent sentence), creepy, shiny, tech-bros are somehow working in the best interests of society as a whole I wouldn't trust this motherfucker to park my car
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Pretty boy Hegseth will not do well in El Salvadorion general population
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✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪 @lovekat41.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
@lovekat41.bsky.social Thanks for being my 10,000th follower!
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
🎶Because she's bad, she's bad, she moans, bad, bad, really, really bad🎶
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
20 shy of 10,000 followers, all vetted to some degree, due almost entirely to starter packs Thanks to all who put them together and thanks to all those who've followed me back
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Why waste time at these confirmation hearings when this is the only question that need to be asked, to establish if the candidate is an ethical person, or just another Trump-humping sycophant
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Witnesses under oath, when asked if they said something, and they respond with "I do not recall", definitely said that thing
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
King King Willem-Alexander, to Trump's immediate right, is 6' 2
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What a small man
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Melissa George is Australia's most underrrated actor
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Underestimate this formidable legistator at your peril
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Looks like an old bald man standing directly in front of Gordon Ramsay
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Stated without a trace of irony
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TopHatOrTrilby @tophatortrilby.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Nowadays, If I get in a busy elevator, I always say "before we get started, does anyone wanna get out" and I get about 50/50 laughter or studiously ignored
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