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Lil Tootskie

@tootskie.bsky.social
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Has anyone ever figured out why every cartoon character used to turn the pages of a book the wrong way?
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did Billie Eilish piss someone off? Why is reddit showing me 40 different versions of the same stupid meme about her?
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Someone should form a political party around “what if we moved the ICE budget to education?”
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Gotta be hard to be Elon Musk trying to come up with books to recommend that don’t have a “fuck you, Elon Musk” message
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
This was funnier to me when I thought it was Ben Shapiro admitting to being bad at writing
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
What the fuck? Is there a script for posts with emoji instructions?
A skeet in style of MLM scam about united airlines, casually mentioning Starbucks and dronesAnother skeet, different account, same style, like the first was put through a Lululemon mom thesaurus
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Emma Watson drives 38 in a 30 and somehow she’s a disgusting, inconsiderate, probably murderous monster. I gotta stop using the internet. I shouldn’t even know that Emma Watson drives a car
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I would like to speak to the manager of life. It should not be allowed for both parents to get sick at the same time.
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Trying to play Blue Prince, but my daughter keeps waking up from her nap, so now I have forty screenshots of random pieces of paper with dates, and I can’t remember which ones I’ve tried in which safes, and _this_ change is permanent, but now I need the sledgehammer again?!
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Making a free cycling game @dfeldman.org · 16/04/2025
It seems Tesla is detecting vehicles that may have problems, and artificially running their odometers faster so the warranty expires before they have to do any service Just incredible grift
"Tesla Inc. employs an odometer system that utilizes predictive algorithms, energy consumption metrics, and driver behavior multipliers that manipulate and misrepresent the actual mileage travelled by Tesla vehicles," reads the lawsuit. "In so doing, Defendants can, and do, accelerate the rate of depreciation of the value of Tesla vehicles and also the
expiration of Tesla vehicle warranties to reduce or avoid responsibility for contractually required repairs as well as increase the purchase of its extended warranty policy."
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Fuckin A. To see the current state of the world, and then see that something called “Murderbot” is trending. Gonna have a heart attack
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Lil Tootskie @tootskie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I don’t think I’ve seen a more unintentionally funny headline. I hope the onion writes an article with the exact same copy
Fox News article titled “Trump pushes back on ‘rebel’ Republicans over tariffs: ‘You don’t negotiate like I negotiate’” which I find funny because he negotiates like a brain dead amoeba
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