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*frat bro sees Elon at a party* “OOOOOH, lookie here boys, we got ourselves a regular William Randolph HEARST here!!”

I’m torn … On the one hand I’d like seeing him torn to shreds but on the other hand I already know he’s a piece of shit and don’t need a 3 hour movie to convince me 🤔

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Miles 🦉📸 @buboffoon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My "I recognize that bulge" moment

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 9h

SHUT UP, HEADLINE, JUST LET US HAVE THIS FOR A BIT ❄️

A local news headline reads: "Weather: Austin records coldest morning in 6 months. When will it warm up?"

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 12h

Hmm, weird … I’ve never noticed any issues like that. (Other than a few rare instances where something was clearly wrong and a force-quit or reboot was in order.)

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 13h

And now you can do a Zoolander-style calendar by just dropping twelve different famous location photos from around the world behind him

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SCARY BORIS 🎃🦇 @heavyrocksboar.bsky.social · 13h

🍽️: Felt like making some simple PUMPKIN FRENCH TOAST and accompaniments for me n the BOYF today! (Also hunny got me a Dutch Bros coffee~ ☕️❤️) 🐗💪🎃🍳🍞

French toast dripping in butter and syrup with a side of eggs and sausages and a Dutch bros coffee

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 18/10/2026

Guy restocking produce, seeing me standing paralyzed staring: “You looking for anything in particular?” Me: “Nah, I’m just fighting with myself over whether to buy myself a caramel apple.” Guy, confidently: “Friend, buy yourself a caramel apple.” And so, here we are. 😋

A caramel apple in my hand: A small apple impaled on a stick, covered in a layer of caramel and coated in layer of crushed peanuts, with one big bite taken out of it.

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 18/10/2026

Hope you had a damn fine cup of coffee

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Chichiguma ‼️PLEASE HELP‼️ @chichiguma.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

‼️‼️8 SLOTS STILL BOOSTING 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️‼️‼️

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

Sooooo … you CAN'T see everything :(

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

The Melt is so odd. Unless I’m misremembering, they started out as an artisanal grilled cheese and fancy soup shop. Then at some point they seemed to say “f*ck that sh*t” and changed to burgers and fries. I haven’t been there in years tho, hope it was good!

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

Yeah!! I only had so many characters but with “color laser printer technology” I was thinking about the entire FedEx and small print shop network that can do all kinds of signs and banners now, locally or my mail order.

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

Hope you’ll be able to see everything!

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

The thing I don’t get about AI-generated menus is that with the combined technologies of smartphone cameras and color laser printers, there has NEVER been an easier time or lower barrier of entry for ANY mom-and-pop shop to have decent photos of their food.

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

Yo yo, Pflugerville REPRESENT! 🎉 (I love how EVERYONE hates Flock at this point … liberals, conservatives, libertarians, the current councilman AND the guy who ran against him … even police seem loathe to give them a full-throated defense. LOL.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=o97G...

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Police Departments Are Cancelling Flock Contracts. This Town Shows Why.

YouTube video by More Perfect Union

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

Haha naaaah, that’s been my home screen background for years

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

Finally cool enough today I can order a NOT-iced latte at le petit coffee shoppe

A hot latte next to my iPad in one of my local coffee shops

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

The sad thing is I get the sinking feeling a lot of these people cranking out slop aren’t even in it primarily for the money … I feel like a lot of them are just sociopaths who get a thrill out of doing a big fuck-you to anyone more creative or with higher goals than them. 😞

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

“aI Is gOnNa Be sO gReAt FoR aRtIsTs aNd InDePeNdEnT cReAtOrS” 🙄🖕

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

Oh MAN Dinosaur was a stinker—

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

That’s a great album too :)

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

-plays Tubular Bells on repeat-

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 17/10/2026

WHY DIDN’T THEY DESIGN IT TWO MILLIMETERS THICKER 😫

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

I promised my girlfriend I’d … get her a violin

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

•Personally there’s a lot of kinks I’m just not into, and I’m not usually interested in extremely hard-core stuff. •But I will NEVER support the censorship or sanitation of ANY porn or adult material just for its mere existence. Incompatible with a free society. 2/2

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

Generally: •Some of my projects are horny NSFW. (i.e. some Coyena Comics) •Some projects are SFW cuz I want them approachable by a wide audience who may not want or may be too young for NSFW. (My Bigger Boyfriend, et,al.) •My Patreon is currently SFW because I refuse to submit to verification. 1/2

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

Overbig otters are so fire <3

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 25/09/2026

Just a reminder, if you like #MyBiggerBoyfriend … I post them to various social medias every Wednesday morning, but if you don't want to miss an episode, you can also follow the strip on ComicFury or Telegram! mybiggerboyfriend.webcomic.ws t.me/mybiggerboyf...

One of the original My Bigger Boyfriend promo images. Pride, a white opossum with a black tshirt and one ear piercing, stands with his back to the viewer but head turned to face the viewer, with one paw on Ocean's shirt. Ocean wears a red tank top and is so huge that only his broad pectorals, narrow waist, and part of one arm are visible within the frame. On a yellow background is the title "My Bigger Boyfriend."

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

Credits rolling over a lot of scenes of silhouette whales swimming through deep water XD

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

I had to make a mad scientist for one of my comics a few years ago, an emu named Karl von der Beak. His design was heavily inspired by Rotwang from “Metropolis.” ^.^

Three panels of Karl von der Beak threatening the world

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

(Fun fact: My late mother suffered from agoraphobia when I was a kid until she overcame it in my teen years. Seeing Batiba take her first steps right at the end of the film made me tear up irrationally in the theater) 😭

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

Oh DAMN … A friend showed me these pages “leaked” on Facebook … I had no idea they were yours! Amazing! Thank you for sharing, y’all did a great job on such an original movie concept … The story was very moving by the end and Raww was awesome :)

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

Someday soon … Their revenge shall come 🪰💫

Photo of a blue track cab parked along the curb with the company name “YARS” printed in silver on the side

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

I forget, was Nasdaq the one that made the special rule-breaking deal with SpaceX before the others said “nah, we don’t play that”?

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 16/10/2026

Everything Everywhere All At Once For Tax Purposes

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 15/10/2026

Whoah, this is amazing!! ❤️ Also, is that an Eadweard Muybridge reference there? ^.^

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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 15/10/2026

Oh nooo, I’m sorry. :( Best wishes landing back on your feet!!

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