Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 04/07/2025He’s so far up there that he’s covered in it like the rest of them.media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other in a dark room and talking .ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a dark room and talking . 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It’s been a while since I have logged in. What have I missed? 000
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 13/07/2023I wonder if “tongue punch in the fart box” will get a warning… 🤔 youtube.com/shorts/9WYnn85exzA?feat…youtube.comMargot Robbie Reading A Mean TweetMargot Robbie Reading A Mean TweetWe post daily videos of Justin Bieber, Hailey, Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashians, Drake, Rihanna, and many other celebrity news... 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Maybe now I’ll be able to see all of those mythical boobs I’ve been hearing about. 030
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023😢 so sorry to hear that. I feel you. I’ve had a week long headache that was impervious to Motrin and Excedrine. Existing was torture. I couldn’t sit or lay down without wanting that hammer. A Toradol shot cleared it up for a while. Driving to get it was miserable. Couldn’t turn head for mirrors. 000
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 06/07/2023😞😞😞 I get terrible headaches all the time. My biggest fear about getting the Moderna shot was all the awful headache stories. Thankfully, I got lucky. Also got lucky when I got covid. I couldn’t handle the headache you describe. I would probably want to bash my head with a hammer. 100
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I was in a band we called, “The Usuals.” I thought it would be a clever thing to see up on the marquee. After a while, I thought that maybe it wasn’t such a clever name choice. Figured people might look at it and say, “Alright. Another time, then…” 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 02/07/2023You should post your songs. Just listened to Psych Nurse. Amazing. And then a stupid SoundCloud ad got in my way. Still… followed. 110
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 30/05/2023Following because everything has been 💩 lately and I need more cats. 110
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 13/05/2023How about limiting access to the Minister of Twitter Propaganda’s tweets? His bullshit and anyone else spreading his bullshit always happen to be the first thing I see when I open the app. 000
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 12/05/2023I hate it when I my brain composes awesome musical pieces in my sleep, with no way to transcribe them before I wake up. 😴 🎼 🎶 000
Reposted by Tony ✔️Be STILL my dog of war @moniker.bsky.social · 12/05/2023Im proud of this high level meme 5529
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Ok, so has Bluesky implemented a Zuckorithm? Of all the random things I referenced in verbal conversation yesterday, about not having satnav, this pops up today. 🤨🤨🤨 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 08/05/2023Geez. Was it filled with cauliflower and Brussels sprouts? 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Weird that those are also the people that brushed off the 🍊 wanting to bang his daughter. 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023I will! Seems like a no-brainer, doesn’t it? Can’t believe it never occurred to me 😆 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Yeesh 😑 the only ones I can’t ignore are the high pitched ones. Those manage to break through. Especially when it’s my little asshole (dog). 020
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023I’m the asshole neighbor who tells the other neighbors that I never hear it until someone points it out. I’m way too good at ignoring what goes on around here 🤷🏽♂️😁 …except for the Brandon/Trump/Maga flags and bumper stickers in proximity. 😒 110
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Todd kept me bouncing back and forth between really liking and really hating Shaw 😆 and well, I’ve liked you since Dark Skies. 🛸 040
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Cottage cheese is hurl-inducing because looks like popcorn ceiling scrapings mixed In kindergarten paste. 010
Reposted by Tony ✔️Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/05/2023this ladder i saw is so fucking stoked 514211
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Hmm one day I should configure Face ID like that and then unlock my phone in crowded elevators. Really slow ones. Not saying a word. 010
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023You know how some films are parodied in theme and title by the adult film industry? This gem may have been overlooked. 😏 000
Tony ✔️ @tonyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2023But here, it could be a trick of the camera. Doesn’t it add like, 10 ft lbs, or something like that? 010