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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater)

@tonyabb.bsky.social
991 followers 830 following 5.5K posts

Amazed to have made it into my eighth decade. Resolute cynic of politics and the economy. On the left and supporter of women and minorities. Dark sense of humour. Living on Kabi Kabi country. Anti Zionist

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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 12h
Seems a lot of your friends knew a lot about his penis. Just saying 😎
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 12h
Well that depends entirely on whether idiots try to speak to me
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 13h
No. Just a sad grifting private schoolboy
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 13h
Christ she’s a hypocrite
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Gekko @gekko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too late now to save Gaza and like many Australians, Labor’s silence that muzzles my voice and presumes to speak for me, I will reply in 2 years time and for the rest of my life by NEVER voting Labor again bsky.app/profile/gekk...
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 18h
Seems that money and lack of morals brings good luck
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 18h
I presume that you are not referring to Cognitive Behaviour Therapy 😎
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 18h
Good luck Kon. Sometimes seems like you are fighting an uphill battle.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m sensing a pattern in this
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let’s skip he trial and go straight to the firing squad
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And you and Albo have just come back from cosplaying climate warriors in Tuvalu #auspol
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
True that. He only rapes little white girls
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eCitizen ⓌⒻⓅⒷ Ⓥ Ⓐ @ecitizen1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s absolutely time to burn Russian refineries, Russian Pipelines, Russian oil transport ships, Russian crude & refined products storage tanks, Russian Fuel delivery vehicles, Russian Fuel transport vehicle production plants. If it’s related in any way to generating oil profits, then take it out!
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And atheism should be SM - Super Morality. Wait, those initials are already taken
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My parter has that same malaise nightly
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Truly a superpower.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watt abandoned his principles for ambition and ministerial leather 👇Satire👇
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I waver 💙
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s all part of Dog’s grand design
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RunningRedLights @runningredlights.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It makes me really happy that the $44B float collapsed. I’m sick and tired of total arsehole bastards raking in the money. I hope you’re sweating it out today. You utter total criminals.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coz it’s better than men’s cricket
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Repeal the Balfour Declaration
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well there is Dan Tehan also
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus. I wouldn’t buy that
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Currently the best and only decent leader in Australian politics #auspol
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or hat happened to Il Duce and his mistress
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning Rob ☕️
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think about the 1% all the time
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well. He and Kegsbreath have set up the military to side with him.
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
makes it harder for men to actually seek the help they need. Having depression is not an excuse to be violent. Male violence against women is always a choice.
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AliceK @coalisdead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The ABC is in no position to question conspiracy theories and Israel while pointing a finger at other media @news.abc.net.au is ‘chock full’ of them. Starting with “Israel says”. I’m so glad Michael West came back swinging. This is a really good read.. michaelwest.com.au/flying-high-...
michaelwest.com.au
Flying High Dubai. MWM responds to ABC Media Watch - Michael West
ABC Media Watch has accused this reporter of "perpetuating unsubstantiated conspiracy theories" online. We say the ABC has failed
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NSW is awful. Don’t ever go there. 😎 Minns’ fascist, Zionist state
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus. Neither of them like what they are hearing do they.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s called manifesting. Cargo has a manifest. Ergo, it’s a cargo cult.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I may have to move to Grayndler just to vote for Hannah
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🔻social cohesion enjoyer 🔻 @riversandseas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
from the river to the sea, palestine will be free
palestinians with a flag on top of a captured merkava outside the gaza concentration camp fence
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surely a mere coincidence 😎
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wot about the Tony Abbott giant onion or the Barnaby Joyce giant beetroot.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think he keeps that grin going in case trump drops by for another selfie
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of my favourite sayings is “The dildo of consequences arrives unlubed”. You have added a whole new dimension to that. 😎
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Synonyms
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bargain.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rabbit stew when I was a kid often included mystery shotgun pellets.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s taking the Aussie to a scary new level. ☕️
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who ? Me?
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finally had to evict this one from the house when it wanted to help with the stir fry I was cooking. Rat catching was ok but meal time participation was a red line
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, given the current state of the world a rant every so often is cathartic. No blame attached.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well I’m with you on tobacco and alcohol but have not yet sworn off meat. I have used recreational drugs since my early 20s. and agree with you that much of the harm associated with any of these arises from societal double standards and punitive uniformed laws.
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can but agree with you. I was being a little tongue in cheek
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Tony Abbott (Not the onion eater) @tonyabb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well that’s another Labor man struck off my list which is starting to get vanishingly small
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