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Tonseus

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My hair has more personality than me. 📍Bangalore

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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has anyone had fresh mangalore buns with whipped cream? I need to know!
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made my first ever audition tape! I was terrible but it was so fun!
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breaks my heart that Zara in Zara Larsson is pronounced like Sara so now I can’t go around calling her झारा
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An ant and a cobra won the dadasaheb phalke award?
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t know what a “family friend” is.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think I called myself a broke bitch far too many times now my body refuses to get a full 7 hours of sleep
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I know how it sounds but I’m glad I can finally tell all ATEEZ members apart
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#WorldElephantDay Henna artist drew cute elephants on my hand.
Showing off my indian henna hands.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not me late to #WorldElephantDay again
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dancing doesn’t make you happy. Turns out it’s the other way round.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think I’m deeply unhappy purely based on the fights I’m picking on Reddit
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
At a busy cafe by myself overhearing conversations happening at other tables. A guy mockingly threatening his female friend in a loud voice: “I WILL COME DO VIPASSANA IN YOUR HOUSE”
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My reaction to the Ramayana trailer.
Jemima Kirke “What the hell, sure” meme.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I know you can maybe tell from my profile picture but I look like tom cruise
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m glad that the right questions are being asked and answered.
Quora screenshot: 
Question is “What is the legal way to pet a peacock in India?”
Top answer by someone named Manikantan Lakshmikanthan: We cannot keep a National Bird as Pet Legally, But You can however tame it in your house. If by chance you get an Egg of a peacock then you can hatch it with your hen. it will grow like a hen but it will grow very big and then one day it will understand that it does not belong in your house. But it will weekly only once come to your house for a visit. I had tamed One in my House. It was a male.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think the v is unnecessary in obviously
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I haven’t frolicked in several Sundays and this is making me sadder.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think I have nice arms but no one has said anything
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Craving dtf :(
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Actually really like this song youtu.be/yQOjJLdzJqY?...
youtu.be
Curry - Manase (Official Music Video) | Suprabhatha
YouTube video by CURRY
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How is no one else crying all the time
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Jesus mogs all is just a konglish way of saying Jesus loves everyone
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Our pet at this point 🦚
A peacock strolling in the front yard.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I want to be lifted. Emotionally and physically.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Something as pretty as this should be rare, but they’re everywhere?? There’s an infestation!
A peacock dancing. Captured in front of my parents house in Udupi.
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Darth Vada @darth-vada.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hahaha. Hahaha Ananas Kumar
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Why not name boy children after fruits. What’s wrong with Phanas Kumar.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wtf are all these Toxic teasers
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REQUIRES ME TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF BEFORE ENTERING I’M NOT COMING
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ban northies on the internet from using the word “rasam” to mean ritual or ceremony when they’re talking in English. I’m on Reddit reading a comment and suddenly they go “we did a rasam” and I’m like ooooh👀 and then like oh😕
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
a big brick of my childhood dairy milk
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
just cannot get myself to give a fuck
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I saw a tender coconut pizza on an insta reel. I’m pissed now.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Having a wee little menty b so I’m dressing up for my next meeting hehe
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Happy pride! From my trip to Kenya last month
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
RCB won and now everyone’s gay happy pride
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
One of the most terrifying songs I’ve heard is Glimpse of Us by Joji
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I hate these complaining millennials on Reddit, why are you still so annoyed about people taking photos of their food before eating
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
High-protein recipes where one of the steps is “add protein powder” feels like cheating to me
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Marriage has ruined more women’s lives than gardasil 9 has yet every uncle-aunty doesn’t want you to get gardasil 9 but pushes you to get married
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m so bad at making conversation in my mother tongue holy shit. At my cousin’s wedding today someone said the bride (my cousin) and I have a similar face and I was just like “yes”.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you’re a diehard tulunadian why aren’t your kids named Mulki, Uchila and Kapu
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What’s a really good Indian series to watch on a streaming platform? Any genre, preferably released in the last year. #DesiWatch
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I was nominated as an AI champion at work.
media.tenor.com
a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face .
Alt: a man in a white shirt is standing next to another man in a living room and making a funny face that looks like he’s confused and there’s question marks around his face and text at the bottom that says “huh”.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
WHO PLAYS MONEY IN THE FSDC CAMPAIGN I NEED TO KNOWWWWWW
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Just because fingernail clippings look like little crescent moons doesn’t mean you should make it poetic and slap it in a cute song 😭 #DesiWatch
Still from the 2009 Bollywood film “Billu” starring Lara Dutta and Irrfan Khan. 

The song Khudaya Khair from this film has a line that goes “Woh jab nakhun kutarti hai toh chanda ghatne lagta hai” which translates to “when she cuts her nails, the moon starts to wane”.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I don’t see the point of an arranged marriage if it’s not transactional.
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If I say Deepika Padukone did a great job in a her debut in OSO would that be a popular opinion? #DesiWatch
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Amba Azaad @ambaazaad.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Happy Ambedkar Jayanti! This time I will link to his Riddles of Hinduism archive.org/download/rid... [pdf] So many of us have been freed because of his thoughts and actions.
archive.org
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Tonseus @tonseus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My self-love is directly proportional to the amount of sleep I get.
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