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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Blackcurrant my arse. It's ordinary red wine, fortified with added aggro.

Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

So much wrong with that description, though. Blackcurrant my arse, it's based on bog standard red wine. The caffeine and alcohol levels are bollocks, too - it's not that much stronger than ordinary wine. It's the combination of a little added alcohol, caffeine and sugar that makes it so fight-y.

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

That all sounds delicious, tbf

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Ahhh... it's like being back at Beaulieu.

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I feel *exactly* as you'd expect me to feel about that, Alison. How revolting. 🤢

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #273: Proper real Hungary welcomes Adam, as if it hasn’t got enough to deal with; George’s drone is vibrating; and Natasha’s leather trousers bring in the business. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...

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Proper real

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #272: Snowballs and Eggshells The Aldridges close ranks, and is Den as Dirty as he seems? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...

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Snowballs and Eggshells

Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 26 April · 1hr 7min

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Binyizdabbalah @binyizdabbalah.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

🎶If you have bad eye And a pig gives you cream pie That's a cure-eh 🎵 bsky.app/profile/natu...

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I'm not generally in favour of drive-by shootings. For Z, though, I'll make an exception. He's such a tool. Calm the fuck down, man.

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

"Right, we're ditching Pilates, whatever the hell that is, and will instead be offering a good rub down with a Sports Argus" #TheArchers

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #266: Drop the Yoghurt George gets it out, Brian wades in and Chris backs off. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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Drop The Yoghurt

Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · March 15 · 1h 3m

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

*TEASER TRAILER* From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #266: Drop the Yoghurt George gets it out, Brian wades in and Chris backs off.

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

*EARLY ACCESS FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS* From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #266: Drop the Yoghurt George gets it out, Brian wades in and Chris backs off. www.patreon.com/posts/153016...

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I didn't get him for a long time - weird, really, because he and I are very alike in some ways - but now that I do he's become one of my very favourites. You always know where you are with Jakob. #TheArchers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

If they can get Aggers, I'm all in. Otherwise, knock it off. 😉 #TheArchers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I'm not sure you should be Slackboxing on main, old son. 😂

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This week has been utter pish. Silly people being ridiculous from start to finish. Who'd have thought that the Blue Lights shite would end up being the highlight? #TheArchers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I really thought we were done with cricket. I could cry. #TheArchers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I don't mind Krusty. She was great in "It Takes Two". #TheArchers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I wish I looked like that. Or is that Febreze? #TheArchers

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Rick Turner @rickturner.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

You know who works in The Hague? 👀 @tonkerthomas.bsky.social

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Hmm. I've never seen me and Eric in the same room. Perhaps I'm him? #TheArchers

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Jen Stephen @ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

@tonkerthomas.bsky.social there’s no choice you need to move to Ambridge and share the joy of spreadsheets #TheArchers @keridavies.bsky.social get people to talk to people don’t you think Paul could enjoy a good farm accountant?

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #264: Helen discovers she has some Scots in her. Brian plays Cilla Black, and Helen plays away from home. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

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Helen discovers she has some Scots in her.

Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 1 March · 1h 13m

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Just played this to @tonkerthomas.bsky.social x.com/beyoncegarde... who watched with dropped jaw until the “church congregation” bit and then said gravely “why would you do that to god-fearing people?”

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 on X: "now THIS is just disgusting😭 https://t.co/3NnQmuXpjl" / X

now THIS is just disgusting😭 https://t.co/3NnQmuXpjl

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

EARLY ACCESS FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #263: Zach and his big stirry spoon Zach arrives, Josh departs and Akram doesn’t know a tulip from a turnip www.patreon.com/posts/zach-a...

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Fan podcast for those who love The Archers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Oh spreadsheets are very style and VERY sex... is what Febreze would say if he were being held hostage and wanted to alert people #TheArchers #FebrezeOfFelpersham

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

In Warrington. Every second lamp post has a tatty St. George's or Union flag flying at half-mast on it. Regardless of the intentions behind it, it just looks shit.

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

My favourite bit is when you tweak the shuffle by moving songs up the list, so it plays the first one and then just skips the next two. Brilliant. How hard can it be?

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

EARLY ACCESS FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #262: Just One More Thing George becomes Columbo, Brian becomes Brando, and Ruth and David remain wacko. www.patreon.com/posts/just-o...

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Jen Stephen @ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Thanks for tip @tonkerthomas.bsky.social now have sounds as you said if I drive up to the north every 30 days or so it works 😁 @fintantwrong.bsky.social schedule a lunch early March?

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #260: Rewilding's tribute to Spinal Tap This week, George’s cheered up, Justin’s messed up and Ben’s been shown up. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/r...

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Rewilding's Tribute to Spinal Tap

Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 01/02/2026 · 1h 15m

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast: Episode #259: Maternal maelstrom This week, Brad needs space, Emma needs Valium and Chelsea needs an award. More #Spurtle chat and Jeff comes over all Scottish. Jings! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

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Maternal maelstrom: BBC The Archers fan podcast

Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 01/25/2026 · 1h 24m

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Clive vs Chris! On this week’s show we wonder if the miscreant wouldn’t fancy bottling Clive too; and the fan theories are narrowing... #TheArchers podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...

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Clive vs Chris

Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 18/01/2026 · 1h 17m

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Clive vs Chris! On this week’s show we wonder if the miscreant wouldn’t fancy bottling Clive too; and the fan theories are narrowing... [ad-free version on Patreon] #TheArchers www.patreon.com/posts/clive-...

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Ambridge On The Couch Podcast #TheArchers @onambridge.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Hello everyone, Jeff (@tonkerthomas) from Ambridge On The Couch here. We've finally caught up with everybody else and have set up an account over here. Please follow us so we can figure out who all the #TheArchers people are!

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tonycurran.bsky.social @tonycurran.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I've seen worse rampages for the toaster in a hotel buffet...🙄. I wonder was there a clue when George noted the fancy wheels that almost knocked him down.? Could Amber's Dad be the culprit????

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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

The way The Archers treats its listeners is not unlike a trusted adult bigging up Christmas to a child all through December only to launch the tree out of the window, give no presents, set fire to their own shite and then serve it up as Christmas pudding. #TheArchers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I have SO MUCH FUN doing these, I laughed until my cheeks ached. Matthew and Keri are the best, and we're all very lucky to have them. #TheArchers

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Honestly, if it were a chore we might take a week or two off, but we love doing it and you all always make it worthwhile. Happy New Year!

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

1 WAR costs $6-8MM, on average. Happ has been worth 6.4 fWAR over the last two years, and has cost $42MM, or $6.56MM/WAR. He gives you 20-odd homers, 80-odd RBI and statistically speaking, the best D from a full-time LF in the NL. Year in, year out. Odd place to start picking a fight, tbh.

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Tonk @tonkerthomas.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Thank you very much! Lucy's writing does the heavy lifting, though. 😘

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