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TroyAllen

@tonedead.bsky.social
1.1K followers 823 following 4.1K posts

He with a dash of Her 🏳️‍🌈 gay,partnered,strange,music lover,420 Gen X nightmare, nail polish enthusiast & FT cynic

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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me birthday was probably the best one I ever had No I didn't go on a bender and wake up with massive bruising on my arm I tore my bicep a day before it
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#GoPies
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Birthday to me
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't give them tests They'll just get it wrong and do a victory lap anyway
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Soundtrack of my life as a local DJ 2 years before I dropped out of it
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A masterpiece along with Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants 💚
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎉🤣
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
During the Se7en Era no less -That Indian restaurant/store/bollywood video rental place on the way home from work where nobody knew you from facebook
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2/ “But on the other side of the coin, insurers are also increasingly employing AI to scrutinize claims & decide whether treatment was medically necessary, making this somewhat of an AI-vs-AI battle, pushing up compute consumption and costs across the board and potentially for no beneficial reason.”
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roughly 3000 people died on 9/11 Ultimately because of the U.S. government,weirdly afraid of Muslim Americans representing Americans,had been supporting the Israeli government and the genocide it was committing on the daily and our Republican led government responded with Guantanamo
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I responded to the only post I saw from the account and what was presented to me by google's AI when I typed in 'albums from 1969' I had to specify r&b to get the others
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1969 also saw the release of Stand! by Sly & the Family Stone,Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes, Soul 69 by Aretha Franklin & My Whole World Ended by David Ruffin but all Slappy McA.I. wants to tell me is what a banner year it was for The Beatles,the Who and Led Zeppelins album of ripped blues songs
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The CDC is being run by retards
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yea yea just like a nail girlie
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nails did, kitty catting All is well 2nite #nails #nailpolish #nailpolishmixing
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Critter day Critter nails #nails #nailsdid
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is my Trenton ass looking good enough for these Philly,NY, north jersey guys to be hitting up and what happened to them?? No sun screen in Lambertville??
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm talking about the girl on the left
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sorry,y'all but THAT'S A MAN check'her' parts
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck Fuck fuck fuck Captain Trumpy pants got me siding with CNN fucking CNN
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"and everybody loves Ed Sheeran again,his music's the same but we all like it now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dental tools are great for scraping that inside wall of the bottle glitter or generally mixing things up #nailpolish #nailsdid
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Needs a name #nailpolish
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes it was
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To all the people complaining about Harry Potter and its author You are free to write books about a school for wizards run by a fabulously gay and sexually active headmaster and his fellow str8,gay and transgender professors Turn it in to a Netflix original Rub her nose in it
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok hold up. Sheeran's BAND walked out on him That's new
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you say so
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
and sometimes it's just a mediocre talent maintaining relevance by hitching their PR wagon to a popular movement on social media
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh these poor desperados on the apps It's gotten so I've started looking forward to turning them down when they try to orchestrate a hook up from another county or state
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Goddam I didnt wake up to rain This is some eve of destruction downpour Poor little Lahni was huddled up on cat tree all eyeballs & fur Had to give her extra attention while buckets of water pummeled the awning
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They just straight up tell us all of the crimes against humanity that they commit
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just going for it these days #nails #nailpolish #homebrewed #nailart
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean....he is her demon spawn
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank heaven for beautiful men who still hunt for a daddy
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The world needs a music video featuring buff men in klan outfits pole dancing and lifting their white dresses to do a can-can dance and shake their asses at the camera The big reveal can be red hot stilletos and fancy lingerie #Project2027
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hell's minions They'll eventually end up back in the pits
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who? Huh?
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been slow roasting all our tomatoes in batches w seasoning and Oh lord Thank you for providing me with the incentive and know how cuz these puppies are bangin
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ISO Older gay gentlemen with a passing resemblence to Mitch McConnell must be willing to wear a hospital robe Bonus if you can shoot ping pong balls out of your ass #gaysky #sugarbaby
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wow Things are so bad the price of gaslighting has gone up Best joke about republiklan incompetence I heard this week and whoever is speaking for the WH Gurl......churl..... We could all see the look on your face when you read that line
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It didn't feel like much of a gap at all when we met He actually looked younger than me back then but yesterday we were talking and he mentioned being 68 soon and how tired he feels while I was planning a date with a twunk on scruff It's concerning now
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Two floors up They're singin and laughin and havin a party
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Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!
ALT: Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The new Prince better be meticulously remastered by a genius producer cuz I have all those tracks for years now
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh sh*t New Erykah Badu I know the world is upside down but this should have been a headline
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Looks like 60 years of doing what we're allowed to really paid off and here's a kitty kitty kitty ...
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Listening to audio books is not reading It's being read to You can't even be sure what they're saying is what's written down
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have officially renamed the reflecting pool in Washington Troy's Pool Thank you for your attention to this matter
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just texted my partner that Dolly Parton is gone Couldn't use the D word on her
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