TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me birthday was probably the best one I ever had No I didn't go on a bender and wake up with massive bruising on my arm I tore my bicep a day before it 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't give them tests They'll just get it wrong and do a victory lap anyway 010
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Soundtrack of my life as a local DJ 2 years before I dropped out of it 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A masterpiece along with Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants 💚 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026During the Se7en Era no less -That Indian restaurant/store/bollywood video rental place on the way home from work where nobody knew you from facebook 110
Reposted by TroyAllenKate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 28/09/20262/ “But on the other side of the coin, insurers are also increasingly employing AI to scrutinize claims & decide whether treatment was medically necessary, making this somewhat of an AI-vs-AI battle, pushing up compute consumption and costs across the board and potentially for no beneficial reason.” 053
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Roughly 3000 people died on 9/11 Ultimately because of the U.S. government,weirdly afraid of Muslim Americans representing Americans,had been supporting the Israeli government and the genocide it was committing on the daily and our Republican led government responded with Guantanamo 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I responded to the only post I saw from the account and what was presented to me by google's AI when I typed in 'albums from 1969' I had to specify r&b to get the others 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/20261969 also saw the release of Stand! by Sly & the Family Stone,Hot Buttered Soul by Isaac Hayes, Soul 69 by Aretha Franklin & My Whole World Ended by David Ruffin but all Slappy McA.I. wants to tell me is what a banner year it was for The Beatles,the Who and Led Zeppelins album of ripped blues songs 100
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nails did, kitty catting All is well 2nite #nails #nailpolish #nailpolishmixing 100
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is my Trenton ass looking good enough for these Philly,NY, north jersey guys to be hitting up and what happened to them?? No sun screen in Lambertville?? 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fuck Fuck fuck fuck Captain Trumpy pants got me siding with CNN fucking CNN 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"and everybody loves Ed Sheeran again,his music's the same but we all like it now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dental tools are great for scraping that inside wall of the bottle glitter or generally mixing things up #nailpolish #nailsdid 001
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To all the people complaining about Harry Potter and its author You are free to write books about a school for wizards run by a fabulously gay and sexually active headmaster and his fellow str8,gay and transgender professors Turn it in to a Netflix original Rub her nose in it 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok hold up. Sheeran's BAND walked out on him That's new 100
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026and sometimes it's just a mediocre talent maintaining relevance by hitching their PR wagon to a popular movement on social media 100
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh these poor desperados on the apps It's gotten so I've started looking forward to turning them down when they try to orchestrate a hook up from another county or state 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Goddam I didnt wake up to rain This is some eve of destruction downpour Poor little Lahni was huddled up on cat tree all eyeballs & fur Had to give her extra attention while buckets of water pummeled the awning 001
Reposted by TroyAllenelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They just straight up tell us all of the crimes against humanity that they commit 15926
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just going for it these days #nails #nailpolish #homebrewed #nailart 010
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Thank heaven for beautiful men who still hunt for a daddy 010
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The world needs a music video featuring buff men in klan outfits pole dancing and lifting their white dresses to do a can-can dance and shake their asses at the camera The big reveal can be red hot stilletos and fancy lingerie #Project2027 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hell's minions They'll eventually end up back in the pits 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Been slow roasting all our tomatoes in batches w seasoning and Oh lord Thank you for providing me with the incentive and know how cuz these puppies are bangin 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026ISO Older gay gentlemen with a passing resemblence to Mitch McConnell must be willing to wear a hospital robe Bonus if you can shoot ping pong balls out of your ass #gaysky #sugarbaby 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Wow Things are so bad the price of gaslighting has gone up Best joke about republiklan incompetence I heard this week and whoever is speaking for the WH Gurl......churl..... We could all see the look on your face when you read that line 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It didn't feel like much of a gap at all when we met He actually looked younger than me back then but yesterday we were talking and he mentioned being 68 soon and how tired he feels while I was planning a date with a twunk on scruff It's concerning now 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Two floors up They're singin and laughin and havin a partystatic.klipy.comDolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!ALT: Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys! 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The new Prince better be meticulously remastered by a genius producer cuz I have all those tracks for years now 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh sh*t New Erykah Badu I know the world is upside down but this should have been a headline 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Looks like 60 years of doing what we're allowed to really paid off and here's a kitty kitty kitty ... 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Listening to audio books is not reading It's being read to You can't even be sure what they're saying is what's written down 010
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have officially renamed the reflecting pool in Washington Troy's Pool Thank you for your attention to this matter 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just texted my partner that Dolly Parton is gone Couldn't use the D word on her 000