TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me birthday was probably the best one I ever had No I didn't go on a bender and wake up with massive bruising on my arm I tore my bicep a day before it 000
Reposted by TroyAllenKate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 28/09/20262/ “But on the other side of the coin, insurers are also increasingly employing AI to scrutinize claims & decide whether treatment was medically necessary, making this somewhat of an AI-vs-AI battle, pushing up compute consumption and costs across the board and potentially for no beneficial reason.” 053
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Roughly 3000 people died on 9/11 Ultimately because of the U.S. government,weirdly afraid of Muslim Americans representing Americans,had been supporting the Israeli government and the genocide it was committing on the daily and our Republican led government responded with Guantanamo 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nails did, kitty catting All is well 2nite #nails #nailpolish #nailpolishmixing 100
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is my Trenton ass looking good enough for these Philly,NY, north jersey guys to be hitting up and what happened to them?? No sun screen in Lambertville?? 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fuck Fuck fuck fuck Captain Trumpy pants got me siding with CNN fucking CNN 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"and everybody loves Ed Sheeran again,his music's the same but we all like it now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dental tools are great for scraping that inside wall of the bottle glitter or generally mixing things up #nailpolish #nailsdid 001
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To all the people complaining about Harry Potter and its author You are free to write books about a school for wizards run by a fabulously gay and sexually active headmaster and his fellow str8,gay and transgender professors Turn it in to a Netflix original Rub her nose in it 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh these poor desperados on the apps It's gotten so I've started looking forward to turning them down when they try to orchestrate a hook up from another county or state 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Goddam I didnt wake up to rain This is some eve of destruction downpour Poor little Lahni was huddled up on cat tree all eyeballs & fur Had to give her extra attention while buckets of water pummeled the awning 001
Reposted by TroyAllenelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They just straight up tell us all of the crimes against humanity that they commit 15926
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just going for it these days #nails #nailpolish #homebrewed #nailart 010
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Thank heaven for beautiful men who still hunt for a daddy 010
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The world needs a music video featuring buff men in klan outfits pole dancing and lifting their white dresses to do a can-can dance and shake their asses at the camera The big reveal can be red hot stilletos and fancy lingerie #Project2027 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Been slow roasting all our tomatoes in batches w seasoning and Oh lord Thank you for providing me with the incentive and know how cuz these puppies are bangin 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026ISO Older gay gentlemen with a passing resemblence to Mitch McConnell must be willing to wear a hospital robe Bonus if you can shoot ping pong balls out of your ass #gaysky #sugarbaby 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Wow Things are so bad the price of gaslighting has gone up Best joke about republiklan incompetence I heard this week and whoever is speaking for the WH Gurl......churl..... We could all see the look on your face when you read that line 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It didn't feel like much of a gap at all when we met He actually looked younger than me back then but yesterday we were talking and he mentioned being 68 soon and how tired he feels while I was planning a date with a twunk on scruff It's concerning now 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Two floors up They're singin and laughin and havin a partystatic.klipy.comDolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!ALT: Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys! 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The new Prince better be meticulously remastered by a genius producer cuz I have all those tracks for years now 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh sh*t New Erykah Badu I know the world is upside down but this should have been a headline 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Listening to audio books is not reading It's being read to You can't even be sure what they're saying is what's written down 010
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have officially renamed the reflecting pool in Washington Troy's Pool Thank you for your attention to this matter 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just texted my partner that Dolly Parton is gone Couldn't use the D word on her 000
Reposted by TroyAllenPride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026For your collection www.instagram.com/p/DcadHZFlP6U/ 192
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Jujubee deserves to become a bona fide breakout star from Drag Race and Stop That Train She's just freakin funny She can say the most mundane shit and make it funny Justice for Juju 000
Reposted by TroyAllendirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026greentea peng NAH IT AINT THE SAMEyoutu.beGreentea Peng - Nah It Ain't The Same (Official Video)YouTube video by GreenteaPengVEVO 183
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A I crumbling into a pile of slop is the best possible thing that could have happened I do hope that it helps destroy Theil and Elon Musk That fat little nazi deserves it 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just need to fix up the oatmeal containers so they don't look like oatmeal containers, but it's pretty cool what you can do with accent lights and some bouncy balls from the grocery store clearance basket 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Sometimes the 'better half' goes off for the silliest reasons and I just can't deal with it Like,dude I'm so sorry I tried a french mani with your nut sack 000
Reposted by TroyAllenEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Here's a fun little dive into corporate astroturfing in the USA: There's an "organization" called Neighbors for Strong Communities that lists no board members, staff or funders. The address on their website is a nondescript black door in Washington, DC next to an Italian restaurant. Seems legit! 13643225
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I told gemini to give me instructions to remove it from my browser It was so nice about it that I gave it the compliment of being slighly less annoying than actual humans It thanked me It said that was a low bar but it would take it I agreed 👀 👀 👀 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Used to be a time kids could have that fun uncle who spoils them whenever he's around Not so much for Gen X parents Some can't maintain a relationship with their own kids beyond 18 even if the kids grow up 'straight' and 'normal' 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Jump up Act a fool,girl Party Run around It's all been a lie and the powers that be will shut it all down and reset the system if that's what it takes to maintain control Have fun,kittens 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Let's face facts Conservative Republiklans (aka Deeply Closeted Homosexual Men) get so worked up about the Middle East because the men there are so hot I'm surprised they don't have as much negative bullshit for Brazil and here's a kitten 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026People out there turning lead into gold, People out there turning lead into gold 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I hate it when a guy is actually werking his way in to a real life hook up and has to let it casually drop that he is wyte coded AF Yea. Look at me. Shoulda known 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Oh My Gawd Youtube has Night of the Comet !! It's been ages Tubular 000
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Honey Sweetie Darling You don't even want to be the only gay friend in a friend group #NolanWells 020
Reposted by TroyAllenChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 10/08/2026Even security needs security! 警備員ちゃんのお手伝いをしましたっ☆ 769166
TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It was a being extra day cuz why not, #gaysky #nails #did 000