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TroyAllen

@tonedead.bsky.social
1.1K followers 823 following 4.1K posts

He with a dash of Her 🏳️‍🌈 gay,partnered,strange,music lover,420 Gen X nightmare, nail polish enthusiast & FT cynic

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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me birthday was probably the best one I ever had No I didn't go on a bender and wake up with massive bruising on my arm I tore my bicep a day before it
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#GoPies
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Birthday to me
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2/ “But on the other side of the coin, insurers are also increasingly employing AI to scrutinize claims & decide whether treatment was medically necessary, making this somewhat of an AI-vs-AI battle, pushing up compute consumption and costs across the board and potentially for no beneficial reason.”
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roughly 3000 people died on 9/11 Ultimately because of the U.S. government,weirdly afraid of Muslim Americans representing Americans,had been supporting the Israeli government and the genocide it was committing on the daily and our Republican led government responded with Guantanamo
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The CDC is being run by retards
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nails did, kitty catting All is well 2nite #nails #nailpolish #nailpolishmixing
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Critter day Critter nails #nails #nailsdid
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is my Trenton ass looking good enough for these Philly,NY, north jersey guys to be hitting up and what happened to them?? No sun screen in Lambertville??
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck Fuck fuck fuck Captain Trumpy pants got me siding with CNN fucking CNN
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"and everybody loves Ed Sheeran again,his music's the same but we all like it now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dental tools are great for scraping that inside wall of the bottle glitter or generally mixing things up #nailpolish #nailsdid
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Needs a name #nailpolish
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To all the people complaining about Harry Potter and its author You are free to write books about a school for wizards run by a fabulously gay and sexually active headmaster and his fellow str8,gay and transgender professors Turn it in to a Netflix original Rub her nose in it
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh these poor desperados on the apps It's gotten so I've started looking forward to turning them down when they try to orchestrate a hook up from another county or state
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Goddam I didnt wake up to rain This is some eve of destruction downpour Poor little Lahni was huddled up on cat tree all eyeballs & fur Had to give her extra attention while buckets of water pummeled the awning
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They just straight up tell us all of the crimes against humanity that they commit
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just going for it these days #nails #nailpolish #homebrewed #nailart
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank heaven for beautiful men who still hunt for a daddy
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The world needs a music video featuring buff men in klan outfits pole dancing and lifting their white dresses to do a can-can dance and shake their asses at the camera The big reveal can be red hot stilletos and fancy lingerie #Project2027
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been slow roasting all our tomatoes in batches w seasoning and Oh lord Thank you for providing me with the incentive and know how cuz these puppies are bangin
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ISO Older gay gentlemen with a passing resemblence to Mitch McConnell must be willing to wear a hospital robe Bonus if you can shoot ping pong balls out of your ass #gaysky #sugarbaby
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wow Things are so bad the price of gaslighting has gone up Best joke about republiklan incompetence I heard this week and whoever is speaking for the WH Gurl......churl..... We could all see the look on your face when you read that line
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It didn't feel like much of a gap at all when we met He actually looked younger than me back then but yesterday we were talking and he mentioned being 68 soon and how tired he feels while I was planning a date with a twunk on scruff It's concerning now
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Two floors up They're singin and laughin and havin a party
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Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!
ALT: Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The new Prince better be meticulously remastered by a genius producer cuz I have all those tracks for years now
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh sh*t New Erykah Badu I know the world is upside down but this should have been a headline
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Listening to audio books is not reading It's being read to You can't even be sure what they're saying is what's written down
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have officially renamed the reflecting pool in Washington Troy's Pool Thank you for your attention to this matter
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just texted my partner that Dolly Parton is gone Couldn't use the D word on her
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Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For your collection www.instagram.com/p/DcadHZFlP6U/
A grown man carries a grown man like a small child as someone smiles in comedic talent
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jujubee deserves to become a bona fide breakout star from Drag Race and Stop That Train She's just freakin funny She can say the most mundane shit and make it funny Justice for Juju
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dirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
greentea peng NAH IT AINT THE SAME
youtu.be
Greentea Peng - Nah It Ain't The Same (Official Video)
YouTube video by GreenteaPengVEVO
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 24/08/2026
Show me something yellow!
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Floofer
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A I crumbling into a pile of slop is the best possible thing that could have happened I do hope that it helps destroy Theil and Elon Musk That fat little nazi deserves it
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just need to fix up the oatmeal containers so they don't look like oatmeal containers, but it's pretty cool what you can do with accent lights and some bouncy balls from the grocery store clearance basket
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sometimes the 'better half' goes off for the silliest reasons and I just can't deal with it Like,dude I'm so sorry I tried a french mani with your nut sack
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Here's a fun little dive into corporate astroturfing in the USA: There's an "organization" called Neighbors for Strong Communities that lists no board members, staff or funders. The address on their website is a nondescript black door in Washington, DC next to an Italian restaurant. Seems legit!
https://neighborsforstrongcommunities.org/ homepageaddress of the astroturf firm
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I told gemini to give me instructions to remove it from my browser It was so nice about it that I gave it the compliment of being slighly less annoying than actual humans It thanked me It said that was a low bar but it would take it I agreed 👀 👀 👀
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Used to be a time kids could have that fun uncle who spoils them whenever he's around Not so much for Gen X parents Some can't maintain a relationship with their own kids beyond 18 even if the kids grow up 'straight' and 'normal'
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jump up Act a fool,girl Party Run around It's all been a lie and the powers that be will shut it all down and reset the system if that's what it takes to maintain control Have fun,kittens
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Let's face facts Conservative Republiklans (aka Deeply Closeted Homosexual Men) get so worked up about the Middle East because the men there are so hot I'm surprised they don't have as much negative bullshit for Brazil and here's a kitten
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
People out there turning lead into gold, People out there turning lead into gold
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 15/08/2026
Ranking planets I have been to
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hate it when a guy is actually werking his way in to a real life hook up and has to let it casually drop that he is wyte coded AF Yea. Look at me. Shoulda known
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh My Gawd Youtube has Night of the Comet !! It's been ages Tubular
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Honey Sweetie Darling You don't even want to be the only gay friend in a friend group #NolanWells
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 10/08/2026
Even security needs security! 警備員ちゃんのお手伝いをしましたっ☆
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TroyAllen @tonedead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It was a being extra day cuz why not, #gaysky #nails #did
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