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Tom

@tomunculus.bsky.social
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Dual US/Canadian citizen living in Ontario. Steelers fanatic. Politics follower. Cannabis user. Recipe collector. Excessive TV watcher. Shenanigans enjoyer.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No matter how great a guy he is, or how deserving of recognition he is, using AI to send a birthday greeting to an actor, when AI threatens all actor's livelihoods, is the pinnacle of obliviousness.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Might fuck around and wax a chump like a candle.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope they don't run into the Eggo Bloods.
Screenshot from the PC Optimum app advertising "Oatmeal Crips Breakfast Cereal"
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You may want to check any trivia games for typos now, just in case.
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Quarantine Costanza: Moops Scene
Alt: Quarantine Costanza: Moops Scene
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, come on. *Some* evil would be alright. Have a little fun.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed could have said to them, "Go fuck yourselves, he's part of the show. You cancel our concerts, and we'll see you in court." But he didn't. So yeah, it lays on his head.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium,” Macklemore wrote. “Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.”
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the crime of being a feckless coward with no moral strength, I hereby sentence Ed Sheeran to 5 shirtless days on a sunny beach with no sunscreen or shade.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With a garlic dill dipping sauce? Oh yeah, so much better than talking about Eddie Shearhands...Scissorhands - whatever the fuck. Gotta get me some fried mushrooms now.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kadeem Hardison stole this movie.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Matt Damon did such a great lip-sync to this.
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Scotty Doesn't Know Song Performance
Alt: Scotty Doesn't Know Song Performance
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I spent so much time playing this.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When people say, "It must have been rigged!" they stop believing in facts, even when presented directly with evidence. Doesn't matter which side. Ignorance and denial replace critical thinking and rationality. It kills any civilized debate or argument. It kills any chance of reform or growth.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jesus, don't fucking scare me like that! I saw this post and my first thought was that something had happened to him. There's been too many icons in their 80s dying recently.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@deesnider.bsky.social What are your thoughts on this?
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We're Not Gonna Take It (Canadian Sovereignty Version)
YouTube video by Whitenoiz CA
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mike told me to tell you you've been discovered.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He makes a good case for age verification. Keeps kids away, so there's no chance for any grooming happening, a la Roblox.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For Canadians who have heard of @gandersocial.ca , but haven't tried it, or who have questions about it: This is a very, very good interview with the founder, Ben Waldman. He details the origin of Gander, the need for age and human verification, and the importance of data sovereignty.
becolourproductions.substack.com
49 Clicks Podcast Episode 11: Special Ben Waldman - Gander
Produced by Be Colour Productions
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's a music video made by a trio in Canada. If you're Gen X, you'll understand the homage.
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We're Not Gonna Take It (Canadian Sovereignty Version)
YouTube video by Whitenoiz CA
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Death.
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Death's Humorous Life Lesson
Alt: Death's Humorous Life Lesson: You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Tommy Wiseau: I Did Nawt Hit Her!
Alt: Tommy Wiseau: I Did Nawt Hit Her! Oh hi Mark
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fight Club
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Couple Overlooking City Skyline at Night
Alt: Couple Overlooking City Skyline at Night With Skyscrapers Collapsing
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Spaceballs Assholes
Alt: Spaceballs Assholes
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This tracks.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am trying to keep an open mind, and I am just having trouble seeing how I'm being played. Would you mind explaining it to me? Treat me like a 5 yr old.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hmm. Former Fetterman staffers? Why write the post in French, tho?
Reply screen to a post written by "Former Fetterman Staffers", with a notification saying, "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in French by its author. Would you like to reply in French?"
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok, so what can you tell me about her tactics that I'm being fed lies?
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But...you were just telling people to DM you for a story just minutes ago. Now you're saying it's not your story to tell. Which is it?
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok, can you set me straight, then?
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bella. There is no "story". You are misunderstanding things, and making wildly illogical and untrue conclusions. And now you're publicly hinting at and privately making false accusations. I know the details. It is not as you're portraying. You are not seeing things clearly. You are ill. Stop.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"I buttle, sir."
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What if you're the *only* Myra she knows?
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who're you gonna believe? Me, who's responding to you promptly, or someone whose last post was months ago? Just saying.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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George Costanza: Not a Lie If You Believe It
Alt: George Costanza: Not a Lie If You Believe It
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That pot was just too still.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@aprilsparkles.bsky.social hasn't been on BS lately, and there's a very good reason for that. No, it's not because she's been insanely busy with multiple projects and other activities with family. No, nothing like that. It's because she hates you all.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kristi Noem's dream job.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"We will fix the country after we get rid of Trump!" No, you can't. You won't. That one person isn't the problem.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Which means that Trump will announce he is rescinding the tariffs on Canadian goods on the Friday before Labour Day.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thanks!
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Where is this from? I know some AFOL who are not on BS who would be horrified by this, and I would love to traumatize them.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah! Suck it, Mike!
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Or he's trolling everyone, just being a blatant liar.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, we do. And we judge you for it.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Boo to YOU!
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Evergreen
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Jackie Burfield 🇨🇦☮️☀️✌🏼🏳️‍🌈💕🐾💕⚾️💕 @ronhynesfan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is it too far-fetched to predict crates of those electroshock gloves will get stolen, then the technology will get replicated and used against ICE agents? Even if so, I'd still like to see it.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Do you have a business website?
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fox, OAN, or NewsNation.
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