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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hope they don't run into the Eggo Bloods.

Screenshot from the PC Optimum app advertising "Oatmeal Crips Breakfast Cereal"

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hmm. Former Fetterman staffers? Why write the post in French, tho?

Reply screen to a post written by "Former Fetterman Staffers", with a notification saying, "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in French by its author. Would you like to reply in French?"

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I choose to believe this is a side business owned by an OB-GYN.

Storage trailer for a contractor called "Bear Down Contracting"

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So today, well, yesterday now, I got to see these two legendary duos. From the cheap seats, but still an amazing concert. I know Axl is infamous for being late, or fucking shit up, or not singing well anymore but yesterday he was fantastic, and the whole band looked like they were having fun.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

It should be no surprise that Michelle Pfeiffer is, and always has been, an absolute smokeshow. What really surprises me is that she's Korean. Had no idea.

Photo of Michelle Pfeiffer used as an ad for a dating service called "Koreadates".

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I love how colorful their beaks get as they age.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I don't care if it's only $1.75. I'm not buying something I can make at home.

A can labeled "Thickened Creamy Product".

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I've seen Buddy a couple of times. Had front row seats at one show. He was playing and his pick broke. Got up off his chair and personally handed the pick to my wife.

Guitar pick used by Buddy Guy that has his signature on it.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

"France. I come from France."

White House Communications Director Stephen Cheung

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"France. I come from France."

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I imagine a nation of these guys.

Picture of The Swedish Chef with the caption "The Most Interesting Muppet"

The Swedish Chef says, "I don't always herdy dur mur flerpty floopin. But when I do, I yer Der shmer dor her Der foomty, Der shoopin flerpty dur."

Parody of Dos Equis ad.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

As if he's not Wimbledon-worthy...

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Are you calling AI a liar?

There are two shin bones in
each lower leg: the larger, main shin bone called the tibia, and a smaller, thinner bone running alongside it called the fibula (or calf bone). The tibia carries most of the body's weight, connecting the knee to the ankle, while the fibula provides stability, according to the Cleveland Clinic and Boston Children's Hospital.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

This bit of exchange right here is gold.

Post from The Billiam: Doesn't matter how bad your lawyers are if you got to appoint the judges.

Response from Cannon: I mean, this is true.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Miracle Whip is delicious.

Picture of a man standing up in a crowd speaking while others who are seated look up at him.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Ross was the coolest Friend.

Norman Rockwell's Freedom Of Speech painting.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Found the answer when I went to donate. Sorry, Chris. Really hope you win, you're exactly the kind of person who needs to be there!

Americans living abroad may only contribute through ActBlue while physically in the United States.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Person? Singular? No, the whole fucking lot of them and everyone who voted for it.

Norm Macdonald as SNL Weekend Update anchor saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Stephen Cheung is the Trump Administration's Communications Director. Many of the posts on X from "The White House" are actually written by him. He gets quite vicious and unprofessional, but that's what Trump loves to see. I see him and just think, "Coneheads reboot".

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Hmm. Saw some talk of the documentary "Surviving Jeffrey Epstein". Couldn't find it available in Canada. So I fired up the VPN, and it *said* it was available in the US, but this is what I got. I didn't have any problem streaming any other show or movie on US Prime. Just seems very odd. 🤔

Title screen from "Surviving Jeffrey Epstein" on Prime.

Message saying I couldn't play "Surviving Jeffrey Epstein" because I was not connected to a Wi-Fi network.

Connection status page from Prime confirming I was connected to Wi-Fi and the internet.

Network connection test screen also confirming I was connected.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

That's right, it's a taco.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Went grocery shopping. The store I went to had this promo. I didn't spend that much, so I didn't get it. As I was leaving, I saw the Food Bank donation box overflowing with these. And I feel like this, to me, shows the difference between Canadians and Americans.

Ad offering a mega box of different Kelloggs cereals if you spend more than $300. A $25 value.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

You're more right than you know.

Photo of upcoming episode of Strange New Worlds with Captain Pike as a Muppet.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

So it's either going to be: A) A festival of Caribbean music and food B) A festival of masturbators C) A festival of unlikeable people. Ah, who am I kidding? Either way, I'm down.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I would love to see this go to trial. The discovery phase would reveal a nothingburger the size of this:

7 patty high cheeseburger from The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Liz Oyer excluded, obviously.

Norm Macdonald at Weekend Update on SNL saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

This is petty, and childish, and funny as hell.

"Trump Burger restaurants in Texas have been inundated with calls from folks asking if they serve Chicken TACOS. They're asking people to stop calling. Specifically they ask that folks do not call the restaurants in Bellville, TX at 979-270-5062, Flatonia, TX at 361-865-3893, Kemah, TX at 281-532-6305, and Houston, TX at 346-718-2850. Thank you."

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I've seen Buddy a couple of times, once in the front row. He still wails on that guitar, and at one show, he walked through the crowd playing it. At one point he was seated and playing, and his pick broke. He motioned to my wife, and said, "Here you go", and personally handed it to her.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

The Swedish Chef as "The Most Interesting Man In The World" saying, "I don't always herdy dur mur flerpty floopin

But when I do, I yer der shmer dor her der foomty, der shoopin flerpty dur."

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Can't wait to see what level of concern this strike on Iran lands on.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Costco is for stoners. Not complaining.

Picture of a 702g bag of Cheetos Mexican Street Corn flavour.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Artificial Intelligence when I was a kid

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The average American wishes they had friends like these

Daryl, Wayne, and Squirrely Dan from the TV show "Letterkenny".

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I went to the store and panicked because I thought the US had already invaded.

Milk in gallon jugs from a Canadian dairy.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Can't stop, won't stop. Nice.

Same post from Slime with a 69th like. From me. Nice.

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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

It is Friday morning. The week is over. I know, I know, some of you still have today to get through, but, *my* week is done. So without further ado...

Brian from Family Guy in a banana costume. The caption reads, "IT'S FRIDAY MORNING GUMMY TIME!"

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