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Tom Smith

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Cleaning, and the search for meaning

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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 7h
Is that Jordan Peterson?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 11h
I can remember when hob nobs were posh.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 12h
Now we need to campaign for Elvis Costello to visit Chelsea.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ha ha
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chair: The Formica Table Love-Rock Musical
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Classic BeeGees product differentiation. It's like one has hair and beard; one has no hair and beard; one has hair and no beard.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Rajan Rajar
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love this. It's always been my favourite too, and you give the reasons more eloquently than I could. It IS, in many ways, all in the "little touches".
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am writing...
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn't that a quadruple lock, then?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
with you brother
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And reached sexual maturity at the height of AIDS?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes, but it's viral in the memetic sense also. Bad actors are producing memes with intent to infect people.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We need to talk about the anti-woke mind virus.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Leibniz, not Liebniz. (Sorry, I can't help myself).
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TBF, hoeing is heavy on the admin.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was a balloon d'or.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't see this yet on the BBC news website.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let's disagree agreeably... (vomit)
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Never heard anyone say 'Wittgenstein' that way before.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See also: stoma bags.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know when to go out; I know when to stay in.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fair point. It is, in its way, affectionate. The narrator is empathizing with and/or envying the protagonist, even as he exposes his hollowness. But that invites the listener to hold both the protagonist and the narrator in contempt, I reckon.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think 'Well Respected Man' is an exception, Andrew. It doesn't merely describe a conservative person with critical sarcastic intent, it describes him *as* conservative with critical sarcastic intent: 'Doing the best things so conservatively'
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shakespeare's Henriad: the second tetralogy of history plays: Richard II, Henry IV Pt 1, Henry IV, Pt 2, Henry V.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a September problem.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes that checks out. George Michael, Michael Jackson, Bowie, Madonna, Elvis: extremely weird. Will Young: not weird.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"He was like an octopus, hands all over me"
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Russell T Davies already did: Years and Years.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A woman must have money and a plume of her own.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A woman must have money and a plume of her own.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A reformatory
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don't you mean Dan Jukes? Not Orr.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Genuine question: Why is everyone making a big deal of Griffith's role in the Truss mini-budget, when the Chief Sec to the Treasury at the time was Chris Philp, who has been Badenoch's Shadow Home Secretary for nearly 2 years?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Genuine question: Why is everyone making a big deal of Griffith's role in the Truss mini-budget, when the Chief Sec to the Treasury at the time was Chris Philp, who has been Badenoch's Shadow Home Secretary for nearly 2 years?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Defund Connections
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is this the photo from the Enfield haunting?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can he stand up?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
0/25
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Forget it... it's Chinatown
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hotpot
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My hot take (I was there last night) was that it was like watching a charismatic evangelical preacher: trembling hands, odd body jerks, communal singing, messages of love and change. Nick Cave and David Byrne have something similar. (Does it go back to Elvis?)
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Unsolicited Pickwick
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Problem: It's a sin Solution: Hail Mary
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Problem: Highway to hell Solution: Roadblock
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He's an industry plant.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Careless Whisper
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Is that the one full of (affectionate) Ken Russell jokes about him, as director, wanting to put naked nuns into every scene? It took me about 30 years to get those jokes.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A circle
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Go rape
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