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Tom Smith

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Cleaning, and the search for meaning

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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mr Toad driving, with Toad Hall in the background.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The perfect candidate to run against him would have been PENELOPE KEITH. (Wikipedia: "she spent her early years in Clacton-on-Sea"). Farage, sadly, calculated his timing perfectly.
Dame Penelope Keith
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Susan Kane's opening night in Chicago, in Citizen Kane.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Harry Hill saying 'Fight!!'
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
More of the same
Q: How many days of the week have body parts hidden in their names?
A: Usual AI garbage
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Martin Bell
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Samuel Beckett
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hello and welcome to my unboxing video
Movie poster for 'Boxing Helena'
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hello and welcome to my unboxing video
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
He's a dead ringer for Paul Dacre
Paul Dacre
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
O horrible, o horrible, most horrible!
Jenrick meeting the ghost of his father
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Defecting to Combat 18?
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Jam, Leicester De Montfort Hall, November 1979. I was 8, and went with my dad and teenage brother. I wore a parka. The Vapors supported.
The JamDe Montfort Hall
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The two guys at the back
Ruslan Boshirov and Alexander Petrov
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Suspiciously, The ep is unavailable: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Screenshot showing that the episode is unavailable
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Igor Stravinsky
WIlfred Bramble
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Or a Disney villain
Ursula, the villain of The Little Mermaid, in the 1989 original.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Fish from Marillion sitting in the front seat of a car
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited Pickwick
Poster for Pickwick the musical, featuring a photo of its star Harry Secombe
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
See also
"If JK Rowling's the new Dickens, I'm a pork pie" Headline in Daily mail for a piece by Deborah Ross
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The West in question:
John West Red Salmon
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The West in question:
Kanye West
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The West in question:
Mae West
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Homer Simpson standing in front of a road sign saying 'sign ahead'. A bit further behind is another sign (giving the speed limit).
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
You left out Change UK
Smartly dressed man with pained expression and fingers in ears.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
He left out Change UK
Smartly dressed man with pained expression and fingers in ears
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
He's watching Richard Simmons on his laptop.
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
These activists present as "women". If you see them in a women's toilet or changing room, do ask them for proof.
Spokespeople for the gender-critical group For Women Scotland, speaking to the press after the Supreme Court verdict
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Eric Carle vibes
The very hungry caterpillar (after he has eaten)
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Whoa Black Betty
Pandaman
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Whoa Black Betty
Gamelan
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Now I'm being silly....
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Tom Smith @tomper.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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