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Tommy Palmer

@tommyp.org
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👨‍💻 I'm a computery guy 🇮🇪 Belfast/London Irish Internet Hallion 🕸️ Coding #Javascript + #Elixir github.com/tommyp 🎛️ DJ as Syntax Terror soundcloud.com/syntax-terror-exe ✏️ Writing stuff at www.tommyp.org

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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 06/09/2026
Got on a spooky* DLR on Friday and had to take a photo of this vibey self driving train. *it was being used for testing and the crew forgot to lock one door so we got on not realising and made it a few stops before they spotted us.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 06/08/2026
@rich-harris.dev Spotted in pub toilet in London
A cistern in a pub toilet in London with a few stickers. The most important one is the logo of the best frontend web framework - Svelte.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 02/08/2026
My last run of couch to 5k! Knee injuries can fuck right off.
Screenshot of a couch to 5k running app. 30 minutes of non stop running, 5.74km, 467kcl, a pace of 5:13 minutes per km
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 27/07/2026
Didn’t realise I lived near such a big celebrity
Photo of a window with a blue plaque sticker. It says that the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss lived here.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 22/04/2026
Use our Bare Leg Minimum™ technology for advanced personalisation.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 22/04/2026
I love getting emails like this about www.isitshortsweathertoday.com
A screenshot of an email that says the sender and their Dad enjoy https://www.isitshortsweathertoday.com/ and calling me a legend.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 09/03/2026
You can search from the modal that appears when you click "View details" here.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 15/02/2026
My physio app has achievements.
A screenshot from a physio app showing a list of “unlocked badges” followed by a list of faded “locked badges”.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 29/01/2026
Found an arms cache while out for a walk.
A pair of mannequin’s arms lying on some waste ground.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 02/12/2025
Shopping around for a new broadband deal and found this AI slop kid who is not good at games.
An AI slop image of a kid playing videogames. The controller is facing the wrong way with the sticks facing away from the player.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 27/11/2025
There's been quite a lot of chat about how their push to port the whole UI to React has made it worse. Potentially it's a case of correlation is not causation but they were anti-JS as much as possible for a long time. muan.co/posts/javasc...
A quote from the linked article outlining how GitHub has moved towards using React.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 14/11/2025
Why is my RSS Reader using 72GB of memory?
A screenshot of a dialog on macOS showing that the system has ran out of memory, and pausing Reeder, which is using 72GB of memory.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 09/10/2025
Turned 37 recently and my wife is doing a very delayed clear out of some of our older unworn clothes. Nothing has ever made me feel older some of the styles on Depop. WTF is Whimsygoth?
A screenshot of a dropdown of styles on Depop that contains some styles you would recognise, but also something called Whimsygoth.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 04/09/2025
Look what you made me do @vole.wtf
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 30/07/2025
This is what they want to take from us
A screenshot of a Reddit post about a heavily tattooed man who can’t use age verification because of his tattoos.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 26/07/2025
Do you live in a place that was colonised and struggle with wearing the right clothes on a hot day? Or maybe you live in the coloniser? Well now www.isitshortsweathertoday.com has location search, so you can find the right Belfast, London, or Boston for you.
A screenshot of a location search for Belfast, showing results in New Zealand, Canada, 2 in the United States and the original in Ireland.A screenshot of a location search for London, showing results in Canada, the United States, the City of London, and London.A screenshot of a location search for Boston, showing 4 results the United States and 1 in the UK.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 22/06/2025
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 13/05/2025
Nat's What I Reckon on YouTube is the only creator that does it properly.
A YouTuber standing in a kitchen with the words above him that read GARLIC CONFIT and ALL OF THE GARLIC EVER.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 06/05/2025
Shout out to @monzo.com for how easy it is to deal with it poolside in Hoi An.
A photo of a pool with a blue sky, sunshine, and palm trees.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 16/04/2025
Yes.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 15/04/2025
No.
A screenshot of an Amazon notification prompting to find out what products Amazon has told influencers to tell me to buy.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 11/04/2025
Enjoying @thefence.bsky.social how it’s meant to be enjoyed.
A copy of the magazine, The Fence, next to a pint of beer from Pretty Decent Beer Co.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 05/04/2025
I've never had a crawfish omelette but I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsey would know that you need to take the meat out of the crunchy bits.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 25/03/2025
Figured out a neat trick with Astro tonight for blogging - using an enum to stick to a particular set of tags.
A screenshot of VS Code showing some JavaScript code that uses an enum to have a specific set of options for blog post categories.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 23/02/2025
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 28/01/2025
Look at this amazing sticker I found advertising free hosting and telling people that social networks don’t own the Web.
A sticker on a lamppost advertising 50MB of free hosting and encouraging people to leave big social networks.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 27/01/2025
I kept the weed brick I found a while ago and it’s still going strong!
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 26/01/2025
I'll save you all from the original.
A screenshot of me reporting the algorithm for showing me a post from a furry who pissed the bed.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 10/01/2025
Former US Secretary of State, Lawrence Eagleburger, has the most American name ever, but his Personal Life wikipedia section shows that his 3 sons also have the most American name ever.
A section of Lawrence Eagleburger's Wikipedia page describing that he gave all 3 of his sons his same name.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 07/01/2025
Great course! I've made a few simple things already with the earlier techniques but that last video and the composition was really useful. I'm excited to play more with it. I'd definitely continue with more advanced courses if you're considering doing any more.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 17/12/2024
You only get 4 pins. Make them count.
An error message on Spotify that says "You're out of Pins. You can have 4 items pinned."
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 04/12/2024
We're so back
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 29/11/2024
I love spiced plum & apple crumble.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 17/11/2024
It’s a me! Not-doing-so-great Mario!
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 13/11/2024
One of my fave pubs is doing a Paul Mescal lookalike competition.
A poster for a Paul Mescal lookalike competition at an East London pub.
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 11/11/2024
Houseplants: oh no I it’s too sunny Weeds: A BRICK WILL DO
A small weed growing from a hole in half a brick
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 24/10/2024
My local pub does Bloodbourne nights
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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.org · 14/10/2024
Elixir is so helpful. #myelixirstatus
A screenshot of terminal output from a running Phoenix server showing a warning and what to do instead.
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