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@tommyortega.bsky.social
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Part Lies, Part Truth, Part Heart, Part Garbage. Beer, movies, music, pinball, & sports (Giants, Mets, Rangers). New York City

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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 8h
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"DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!' 😂 #yankees #lose #mlb #baseball
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Week 4 of the #pinball league had us on the road playing our biggest rivals. We did not have it tonight and lost 11-5. Played ok but ok isn’t good enough against this team, winning on Robocop and losing on Diner & Fish Tales for a 1-2 evening. We are 2-2 and sitting in the middle of the pack.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let’s Go! #NYR
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IPL 2021: Hat Trick Display on Big Screen
Alt: IPL 2021: Hat Trick Display on Big Screen
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Movie: Toy Story 5 (2026) - Unnecessary sequel is a bit of a downer that doesnt come close to the heights of its predecessors.
Movie poster for Toy Story 5 (2026).
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This past weekend I was back on my #pinball bullshit. Saturday was I think a first for me, in one hundred thirty-four tournaments, I finished dead last. Sunday my bad luck reared its head at the worst possible moment, knocking me out of the finals to finish tied for sixth.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Garand, which any team could have had for nothing, pitches a shutout in his first start of the season. #NYR
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I missed it because the #NHL and/or #Rangers won’t let me stream just their games like MLB does the Mets.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How dare that bastardize a Bond 60th like that 🚮
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Week 3 of the #pinball league had us at home versus a team tied for first place. We swept them in Round 1 and kept the momentum for a 14-2 thrashing. Jesus saves for Ball 3 and I was a believer, having two huge finals balls for wins on Ghostbusters & Demolition Man. Rivalry match next week!
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing that I haven’t seen mentioned with regards to the #Mets decision making is how they waited until the season was too far gone to fire Mendoza while both the #RedSox & #Phillies made the managerial change early to salvage their postseason aspirations.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing like waking up to a slew of texts saying that your long weekend trip has been cancelled.
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Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
Alt: Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This mashup is a trip.
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ELO, Dokken, Def Leppard, and Ozzy Osbourne - "Foolin' With an Evil Dream Woman is the Solution"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of course the asshole fascist sitting behind home plate in DC has his jersey tucked into his jeans like the fucking moron he is. #Mets
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NGL…I worked last night and slept through most of the game, but winning ugly is still winning. #Giants
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Boys Are Back In Town Always Sunny
Alt: The Boys Are Back In Town Always Sunny
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today’s fortune cookie 🥠
Fortune: Patience is a virtue that leads to success.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Week 2 of the #pinball league started w/us in last place looking up at everyone. We were on the road against one of my favorite teams to play. It was a back & forth affair that came down to the final round, but we prevailed 9-7. Played well going 2-0 w/wins on Congo & NBA Fastbreak.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cinema VIP 👀
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Attn: @msdodgrblu.bsky.social 👍
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Caught David Byrne last night. Somehow the stage design was better than what he had on Broadway. Cannot recommend enough.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Yes Yes Yes Smirk
Alt: Yes Yes Yes Smirk
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Back when I was younger shit-ass, my concert cohorts (@marcps.bsky.social was one) and I went to see Ben Folds at The Beacon where Duncan was the opener. We were joking around (not too loudly) when a guy turned around and said he “was here to see Duncan”…
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Greetings from Section 123! #Mets
View from our seats in Section 123 at CitiField. Nolan McLean is tonight’s starting pitcher for the Mets.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good on the players for calling out these “fans”. It’s stay true to the orange and blue, not stay true to the orange and blue only when they’re having a winning season. #Mets
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Season 31 on the #Pinball League started last night at home. We must have thought it was still the preseason b/c we got stomped 14-2. Had a good game on Jaws and a decent game on Godzilla & went 1-1 on the night. Hopefully the winning starts next week on the road.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel seen.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The #Giants win…
Scene from the movie Major League. You should watch it, it’s funny.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So how are the #Giants going to blow this?
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
Tommy is already a wizard and the one ring won’t make him any better at pinball. Being deaf, dumb, & blind doesn’t hurt either.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone is having a bad day.
Two chocolate cupcakes on the street casting a sugary shadow.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#Mets win what has to be the ugliest game of the year in baseball. #PIITB
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Stack of Books on a Table
Alt: Put it in the books!
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They listened…but somehow found an even more annoying commercial. Fucking Linda & her glue gun. #Mets
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why does the #Mets broadcast always seem to mention the death of Jose Fernandez whenever they are in Miami? Is there really that little to talk about?
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Movie: Coyote vs. Acme (2026) - Hidden behind the laughs & nostalgia is this heartwarming tale of friendship that makes you wonder about how truly miserable the lives of the people who tried to kill this movie are.
Movie poster for the film Coyote vs. Acme (2026).
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Like there was ever a doubt.
Results of the mydialect test that shows that I’m from the NYC area based on how I talk.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#Mets giving out home runs like they’re bobbleheads.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Greetings from Section 306! #Mets
Panoramic view from my seat in Section 306 at CitiField.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Movie: Mayday (2026) - Buddy action comedy keeps a quick pace and stays in its lane -albeit with an over the top finale- for an easygoing viewing.
Movie poster for the film Mayday (2026).
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Movie: The Drama (2026) - Superficial torture porn disguised as provocative social commentary.
Movie poster for the film The Drama (2026).
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did a thirty-one hour speed run around Boston-Cambridge. Went to five breweries, two pinball parlors, and one Red Sox game. Overall, still not a fan of the city.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just want to give a shoutout to the pizza pop-up at the brewery I’m at that’s charging $7 for a slice of Ellio’s with some shaved parmesan for the huge set of balls he has.
$7 for this.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Greetings from Grandstand 23! #Fenway #RedSox
Panoramic view from my seat at Fenway Park in Boston. The rain has stopped and the clouds have started to part.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice (at Madison Square Garden): Pearl Jam (10) Phish (4) R.E.M. (3) Radiohead* (3) U2 (2) TV on the Radio** (2) The Beaste Boys (2) The Black Keys** (2) *Once in the Theater **Openers
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me: Up & out of the house early enough to enjoy a McDonald’s breakfast. Also Me: Witnessing a man in a motorized scooter threatening to beat the staff with a baseball bat b/c they forgot his hash brown.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is it Thanksgiving, because Mina’s up early cooking
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No way you can see every pitch w/o possibly a helicopter but I applaud the effort and wish safe travels.
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Think I’m done with Francisco “The Human Double Play” Alvarez. Play Torrens every day. #Mets
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stock always falls apart after seventy-five pitches yet they always keep him in. #Mets
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Movie: Good Fortune (2025) - Despite a stellar cast, this social commentary needed a lighter touch.
Movie poster for the film Good Fortune (2025).
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Tommy @tommyortega.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Instead of doing laundry & other chores yesterday I took the ferry to play in a pinball tournament. It was a long day but the right call. I also finished fourth.
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