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Michael Myers Penguins

@tommyds.bsky.social
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Birmingham dad, leftie like you wouldn't believe, occasionally funny IG: @tomdesalis

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 5h
Jan 6ers roaming the Midwest like visigoths, storming state houses and shitting in post rooms
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 7h
unitary executive morphing rapidly into papal infallibility
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why are seagulls so good at pilates? They’ve got excellent caw strength
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Almost every celeb that’s done Sesame Street has said that, even seeing the people with the hands right there, they forgot they were talking to puppets. It is a genuine form of illusion
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dropped a jazz apple on the floor and it bounced in 7/4
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m sure the Death Star had some excellent potential in the mining industry
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The pursuit of... a penis?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, he would put it in the bath, following the advice of Chris Rea
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not accusing you of anything. I’m not trying to win this. I’m trying to have a conversation. So, in a post abolition world, how would the crime solving organisation look? You can link me to something if it helps
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, but that doesn’t mean we should give up trying to solve crimes. We should defund the roving gangs of thugs, stop chasing numbers and arresting drug users, try to solve more violent crimes. We don’t have to call them police if you don’t want to
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can make my own toast, I can’t arrest my own murderers. We shouldn’t allow the police to beat or kill people
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not as hostile to this idea as you seem to think I am. You don't need to teach me that the state claims the monopoly on brute force. If someone is murdered, some police investigate the murder and some police arrest the murderer. That's a legitimate role.
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was asked when the police were ever not armed thugs and I was pointing out that in the UK the police behaving as armed thugs is less of a regular occurrence
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Than it is to happen in the US
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is possibly true but only if the woman in question was Wiley Coyote
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is wild that most cars are able to go twice as fast as they will ever need to go
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This makes it sound like you’re fine with apartheid if they’ve got the votes, which isn’t a great look. Apartheid was only overturned after years of international pressure. Do you support BDS?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I do appreciate there’s white privilege in that viewpoint
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not denying that they can be, just that you’re less likely to get your head cracked or get shot because an officer “feels threatened”. I’ve been on protests where I’ve been kettled etc, I’m not denying there are bad interactions, just that it’s less the default
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, but that was two prominent uk journalists I was arguing with, so you can see what I’m dealing with
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok, let’s assume you’re right. In your new set up, someone is attacked and injured by someone else, what do they do to seek restitution?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m from the UK. Our police being armed thugs is a relatively recent development
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m aware the police don’t have to be armed thugs, but you’re talking about no police
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok, I agree
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Too white to comment on George Monbiot?! I’m amazed I have a corporeal form
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, are you particularly taking issue with defund the police? I’m having like 8 debates at once
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You might have to explain this to me because that’s 6 years ago and I don’t live in America, but Biden won. If there’s a deeper point, genuinely I need you to explain it and I say that with humility
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Again, I’m definitely on the side of the Palestinians I just don’t dig the slogan. Also, the original post is about a political party that are literally trying to become the state power in the uk
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also bear in mind I’m in the UK so, although I’ve been subject to more class warfare than you might assume, the oppression is inherently different to in the US
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s more the practical application that I’m struggling with, given how society is currently arranged. I’m genuinely interested to hear more
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok, that was wrong of me and I apologise. What is your thinking on the subject?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because not everyone holds the same definition of Zionism Case in point (thread): bsky.app/profile/tomm...
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get that the current police structure is beyond saving (particularly in the US), but there’s got to be some alternative and I don’t assume to know your thinking on the subject based on two words
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a prison abolitionist, but there’s a viable rehabilitation model as an alternative. I’m trying to get my head around what you do with no police, it’s utopian thinking. You need there to be no violent crime before you have no police.
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok, yes, I can get with that. Abolish prisons and switch to a rehabilitation mode and phase out the police in favour of social care
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So what does it matter whether they have state branding or not? What does the general public do?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So rich people have private militias, what then?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fine if that means abolish and start from scratch, but without some basic tax funded police, the rich will be the only ones protected even more so than now
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If no funding is a realistic option, then they’re not in a position to make demands. Are you talking about a volunteer only police force?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like I saw them all, but I do not want to list them
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You have to get a better whirlpool going in the water
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have no issue with the beans, I’m just wondering why your eggs look like used napkins
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought it was Chew Bakker?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Then why isn’t the slogan “abolish the police”?
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have less issues with “defund the police” than I do with ”Zionism is Racism”, I just think maybe e.g. “Demilitarise the police” would be clearer
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I believe the phrase “Zionism is Racism” is too blunt to convince anyone who’s not already on our side
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got to admit, this one hurts
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not trying to appease anyone, just that people who think Zionism means “oh, Jewish people just want somewhere to live” and who don’t realise that “a Jewish State” almost always means ethnostate will hear “Zionism is Racism” and immediately switch off
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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I came here to ask if his friend with the sax will be there
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