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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was pretty pleased to pee on Dodger Stadium during the LA Marathon after growing up a Giants fan. Also, peeing off Half Dome was sick
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah the waiting is the worst. Second time I ran it was freakishly hot (like 75) and I fucked up fueling and had to pull off around mile 21 to puke through a chain link fence. Would not recommend
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Boys Town (about mile 7) and Pilsen (19?) are the two best sections imo. Dozens of people will be using the first underpass under Wacker drive to relieve themselves, so avoid the periphery. The start running through downtown really fucked my watch’s GPS tracking, so don’t rely on that for pacing
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don’t have to get ready if you stay ready
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Michie Stadium is a great pull, only downside is the WC would have to finish before peak fall foliage
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There’s a real estate guy in Denver I regularly get deal closing docs for. And then there are the ones I get in Polish (most recently, an architect)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
JPM has a massive campus in Columbus, it’s the second largest office building after the pentagon en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCoy_C...
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McCoy Center - Wikipedia
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
RIP Northern Territory
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
October is secretly the best month to visit. The air starts getting crisp, leaves turn, but it’s not frigid (even last year which was the worst winter in a decade)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My big donation for this year was one rand per rugby player in SA, but since they didn’t make the cut I had it attributed to my alma mater (though seeing how close @protecttranskids.university is to first, I should’ve gone for them)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Springboks didn’t make the cut for this year’s #CharitibundiBowl team list, so I guess we can memorialize the 2023 RWC pool stage (the high point of Irish Rugby history, right @andrew.mcguiregis.com?)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I miss their original Covid parking space bar, it doubled the seating area but it was getting pretty run down by the end
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Randy Quaid
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Tubervillian
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Also, gotta be sure your dimmable fixture and switches match. After two years I finally learned why the new LED fixture I put in to replace a halogen was freaking out below 70%
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Apparently it’s pecan pie. I would’ve previously said turkey with stuffing and a cranberry-orange relish, but this year we’re doing it with an expat crew and I’m not going to eat 10lbs of turkey by myself (instead I’ll be making the prime rib I usually make on Christmas) (I am also making the pie)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Taqueria Orinoco was my favorite al pastor, looks like they’ve added locations since I last went
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
SJC is a way better experience if you’re not fussed about direct flights from SFO. I hate connecting so I usually do SFO. Both have an in n out within 5 exits off 101
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
freejetski.horse
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
They have their own beer, it’s not bad bombsquad.online
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Bomb Squad
Bench your thirst. Celebration and cheers to friendships and beers. From the field, to the stands, in your hands.
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It is so good, the hype is warranted. I once took a girl there on a second date, now we have two kids and a mortgage…
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Defonte’s for the porchetta
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
We got delivery from some local place whose name I can’t remember, but their magnet has been on my parents garage fridge for the last 20 years. Still the best pizza I’ve ever had.
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Did you get pizza delivered when crossing the highway?
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Sandpit at Brooklyn Bridge Park was heaving at 10am
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The gardens are even better IMO, but the food is great. Believe it or not the wine is subpar relative to the area
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mail-in ballots have to be postmarked by Election Day, so they have to wait for all those to come in before applying the ranked choice algorithm. Also the Board of Elections is full of crony failsons
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Be sure to stop at a Woolworth’s, the best grocery store on the planet. Even the mini Woolies at CPT is pretty good.
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Cooked an absolutely perfect ribeye while wearing a 2 week old baby the night my wife got back from the ER. Did it on the induction hot plate and it was the first time in a while I didn’t set off the smoke detector.
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social do you agree?
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Yeah it was a real bummer. I think it was an AT&T situation where two brothers split the inheritance and then recombined. For a few years after coming back together they operated separately and Murray’s stayed alright, but as soon as the in-store branding changed it was game over
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Tal’s is great. I used to love Murray’s but when they rebranded as Zucker’s the quality really fell off. My nuclear take is that new Court St. Bagel is better than old Court St. Bagel.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The Big Bobotie (actually that’d be a more appropriate nickname for Moerat, but I don’t rate him)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Had to throw myself between my pregnant wife and a belligerent couple going to town on an old lady for saying something racist on the A train. Talk about a no-win scenario
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I thought the same thing. He’s even got the widow’s peak
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Lewis Nixon!
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ron Livingston (totally blanking on the character name)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
SF: Taquería El Farolito at Mission and 24th right by the BART station. And anywhere you see a Philz Coffee you should try one. Ike’s Sandwiches are also great. SB: for Mexican, La Superica. For a nice sit down dinner, The Lark in the Funk Zone. And Handlebar across from the mission for coffee.
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I feel like the UCLA 8-clap could be replaced by horns pretty well
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Twin Falls Trin Valls Tran Vaals Transvaal (Twin Falls smells like kak)
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
📌
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Now that it’s @newap-georgia.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl Dark Match time, let’s push PTKU over Big Blue
Donation for Protect Trans Kids U for 50 bucks a month because they should feel safe in every stateThe epitome of handsomeness
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thanks, was planning a PTKU donation during the dark match, so fixing this could put the Bokke on top of the rugby standings
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@jacketdan.bsky.social it looks like this hasn’t hit moneycannon.org yet, is that because I did a bank transfer? (totally cool with it being attributed to PTKU if so)
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2025 CHARITIBUNDIBOWL
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Time zones are the work of the devil - every software engineer
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Really going to screw up the negative y axis on your maps
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Today’s @newap-georgia.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl is inspired by the shirt I wore today. My mother-in-law bought it for 379 rand (sarugbyshop.co.za/shop/spr-m-u...), so let’s donate 379 dollars. (actually sent as a bank transfer, refugees > visa fees) (@andrew.mcguiregis.com like what you see?)
A man with a beard wearing a green Springboks t-shirt
A donation page for $379 to the CharitibundiBowl on team Springbok with a special message for SA’s least favorite native son
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Tom Kozlowski @tomkozlowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
speaking of spite, we are currently doubling up the weenies
Stanford has donated roughly twice as much money as Cal because it is a roughly twice as good school
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