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This place is so weird. There is far more signal than noise.

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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 22h
You forgot to include a punisher skull and an ar-15.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 22h
Oh. That makes sense I guess. It would have been clearer if they’d gone with old school monochrome chart patterns.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 22h
Why are there 3 lines?
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some people have way to much trouble seeing the line between cautionary tale and manifesto.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favorite description of it is “Darth Vader’s lake cabin.” I don’t remember who the author of the quote is but they nailed it.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your clean out product was different than mine. Each round was 2-3 quarts of Gatorade with stuff in it. Hopefully I’ll get the good stuff you got next time.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your prep experience was what I was trying for. Unfortunately, morning of, things weren’t clear enough. When I called the clinic, they had me do a second round and rescheduled my morning appointment to late afternoon. Things went well, but I essentially went 48 hours w/ only clear liquid.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s not the procedure it’s the prep …
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Isn’t this largely dependent on which side spots the other first? At the very least it allows them to avoid engaging in suboptimal situations in terms of location, winds, and so on.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Use your phone’s camera to take a picture of the picture on your cameras screen and email it to yourself…
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shhhh… Don’t tell Steven Miller.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s an XKCD for that. imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tooth...
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hold my beer…”
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since they already were weak in terms of critical thinking, they were easy targets for advertisers who used flattery to make sales. The revenue from advertising allowed the sites catering to them to up their game in terms of appearing legitimate and formed a feedback loop.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It let marketing departments treat them as a demographic thanks to social media’s capacity to “micro-target”. If you wanted to sell things to flat-earthers in the 80’s you had to go through a handful of monthly amateur newsletters. Now you just use AdWords.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those mini CO2 cylinders they use for old school seltzer. Remotely inflate chambers under velcro clothing. You could go Incredible Hulk and inflate all over the body or selectively place the chambers to emphasize growth of various parts of the anatomy…
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What are you saying, Greg?
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HAL 9000: 2001 A Space Odyssey Eye
Alt: HAL 9000’s lens/eye from 2001 A Space Odessy
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My money is on Infrastructure Week happening first…
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait. You mean lawyers haven’t been handcrafting every word of boilerplate?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a very confusing post from the Flat Earth Society. 🥴
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I assumed you were channeling Opus the Penguin.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
While your at, can you check if my idea for a gnomeish were-orc monk/barian character build is ok?
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You misspelled “groin.”
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would this : youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI?... satisfy these requirements?
Jun 4, 2026
CASE MANAGEMENT NOTE: For each
electronic filing made in a case involving a self-represented party who has not consented to electronic service, the filing party must serve the document on such self-represented party in a manner permitted by Fed. R. Civ. P. 5(b)(2) (other than through the ECF system) and file proof of service for each document so served. Please see Rule 9.2 of the courts ECF Rules & Instructions for further information.. (pc)
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if a wereanything were to infect a regular-anything with lycanthropy?
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I feel like they missed an opportunity to mention Animorphs and the Teenwolf series.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The EU novels are where Lucas let things go off the rails. He didn’t have anyone managing the canon of his universe and setting guard rails (No. You. Can’t. Kill. Chewbacca.) Some stuff was solid like Zahn’s original trilogy and the Wedge/X-wing books, but other stuff got out of control.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Last Jedi would have been much better if they had met up with Lando instead of introducing Del Toro’s character. The casino planet was exactly the kind of place he would have haunted.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I look at how Disney held a story arc together over a decade plus with the Marvel franchise. Different directors got to make different types of films that still execute an extend plot. W/ SW they couldn’t keep an arc on track from TFA through TLJ to RoS.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spoiler Alert: Reacher lived. Bad guys died. I won’t spoil anything to do with any punching that may or may not have happened.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wonder if the pumps could be switched to metric? $9.99/liter works out to $37.81/gallon.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Isn’t most Klingon food served either cold or still moving?
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m trying to decide which is more disturbing; actually being dutch ovened by a Klingon or that “Klingon Dutch oven” is a euphemism for something else.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looking at the MTC H line plan I’m not sure what their goal is. It runs from Sun Ray to Target Field. That long a stretch needs to have dedicated local and express options. Express stops every mile and local stops every block. Both frequent.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Absolutely. Transit is a network. It should have both BRT/LRT limited stop express service and some form of local. And absolutely yes to frequency, imho routes become much less useful when the interval is greater than every 15 minutes. Service so frequent you don’t need a time table is ideal.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All the low density warehousing, office parks, parking lots, etc should be prime candidates for RE-development into multi story mixed use commercial/reidential. Robust transit connections to the downtowns and major N-S routes like Snelling and 280 are trivial along it.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Transit economically benefits property along its route. Como from Rice to 280 seems to be doing just fine. Expanded transit access along Front-EP could increase investment and growth along that corridor. Couple it with an E-W BRT on Larpenteur.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You must be new here.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I thought I heard somewhere that the hobbits were some sort of derogatory commentary on the Irish.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Would she have preferred disgruntled cis-het wine moms?
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Being dishwasher safe is one of the many great things about crocs.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’d rate myself about 9 out of 10 when it comes to soldering. I know at least one out of 10 joints is going to leak when I turn the water on. I avoid it at all costs.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also. Sharkbite for plumbing.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The trick is to embrace the second trip from the start. Buy the parts you “know” you need and then buy more. Spares, adapters in case you got the size wrong. Stuff your “pretty sure” you have left over from last time. When you make the 2nd trip you get the last things you need and return the extra.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s “Family Circus”. There wasn’t any humor to drain in the first place. Wake me when Watterson or Larson are back in print.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Moldy grape.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?
Alt: Tony Stark “Is It Too Much To Ask For Both?”
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jake Gyllenhaal See What You Did There Meme
Alt: Jake Gyllenhaal I See What You Did There Meme
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I chalk it up to artistic license. If the writers hadn’t had the ear get ripped off by the bars, they would have had to extend the fight scene until it happened some other way. Basically that ear was fucked the moment that guy tied his tie.
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Tom @tomkanemn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now I have a headache and heartburn.
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