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TomeToad

@tometoad.com
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Gaming/humor on youtube 🪷🎃🐸 Shitposting on the side, don’t take me too seriously If you’re a fellow content creator please reach out 🙏

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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 30/12/2024
hey guys, I haven’t showered in a year
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 22/12/2024
my home is so cold I’m running benchmarks on my PC to survive the night
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 22/12/2024
I always thought the ‘virtual band’ aspect of Gorillaz was super innovative, but I just realized it was preceded by like 50 years by Alvin and the Chipmunks 💀
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 08/12/2024
If I am sitting down with a plate of good food I WILL burn my mouth, and immediately after burning my mouth I WILL put MORE food into my mouth. No I CANNOT wait for it to cool.
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 07/12/2024
I will exclusively refer to my in-vitro child as ‘my homunculus’
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 05/12/2024
I have so many hobbies and interests that I needed to make a list to prevent myself from forgetting about them and I still can’t manage to make time for them all
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 28/11/2024
“People don’t like cats because cats can’t be dominated and that’s sus…” “Men who hate cats HATE WOMEN” No sorry, you’re all just completely fucking INSANE. THIS is why cat people get the reputation of being weirdos
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 27/11/2024
Who is the funniest person on YouTube right now?
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 23/11/2024
I can respect people who listen to audiobooks for any number of reasons, BUT they’re completely different experiences.
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 23/11/2024
1 like = 1 game I would eat handfuls of centipedes to #promosky #gaming #youtube #gamer
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 21/11/2024
Maybe don’t be a patronizing nuisance and you won’t irritate people just trying to have a good time on this app
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 21/11/2024
tiny spoon ice cream superiority
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 21/11/2024
Figured I’d try this out A list of things I like: ⭕ Small YouTubers ⛏️ Minecraft 🧃 Coffin-sized juicers 🖱️ PC Gaming 🧬 My homunculus 🖥️ MCYT 👄 Humor #promosky #gaming #youtube #youtuber #mcyt #smallyoutuber
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 20/11/2024
Why is my discover filled with thirst traps? I’ve never engaged with a single one
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 19/11/2024
Caracals are goated
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 19/11/2024
Happy international men’s day to all the people not griping about it being men’s day. Activism isn’t exclusionary and compassion is not a finite resource
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 19/11/2024
I’m gonna start trying out trends on here, testing things out
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 18/11/2024
forcing my gf to listen to gangsta rap in the car cause she won’t stop playing taylor swift
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 18/11/2024
schrödingers cat but im in the box
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 18/11/2024
100 followers in 5 days is kind of insane. Thanks guys! 🧡 Most of all, thank you @sronmar.bsky.social for adding me to their gamer starter pack, I’m quite sure that’s what did it.
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 18/11/2024
Monkey island is so fucking good Istg. I need to finish the series
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 17/11/2024
me: *stands up* my brain:
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 16/11/2024
I am here to WORK we are NOT FRIENDS 😠😠😠
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 16/11/2024
if this gets 1,000 reposts my uncle who works at hollywood will make Beverly Hills Chihuahua 4
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 15/11/2024
If your tinnitus was an instrument, which one would you choose? I’m going with bagpipes
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 15/11/2024
My teeth hurt when I drink cold water so I let them grow a nice fuzzy coat to keep warm 🥰
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 15/11/2024
@shaydycraftys.bsky.social For your consideration: Sylvester P. Wormington
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 14/11/2024
Sorry lads, gotta pack it up. My mom doesn’t approve
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Don't let Bluesky be gentrified! Keep posting random weird shit!
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 14/11/2024
Guys I'm not calling them skeets. Get fucked 😂 if Twitter has given up on the word tweet then it's ours now
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 14/11/2024
One positive that has come out of tiktok is that it has made me realize nearly every video on the internet is faked
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TomeToad @tometoad.com · 13/11/2024
Starting out doing humor/gaming content on youtube. I’m hoping this is a good place to network with fellow new creators.
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