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Tom Elko

@tomelko.bsky.social
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Winter camping enthusiast, canoe dancer, Minnesotan. Work is seiche.works

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Taylor Carik @taylorcarik.bsky.social · 26m
Shout out to every news media outlet running unchallenged pressers and quotes about a metro-wide gang task force from Bob Fletcher, here's how that worked out last time: reason.com/2012/08/06/b...
reason.com
Brutal Revelations Add Up For Minnesota's Defunct Metro Gang Strike Force
What happens when you unleash police in quasi-military, no-holds-barred, special-forces style against a perceived social problem? As Minnesotans could tell...
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 12m
Does the Strib have anyone not on the sports or business beat that were around in 2009?
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Red River Chunnel when?
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Republicans have made more than $700 million worth of new advertising bookings in congressional races since the start of September… Democrats booked more than $430 million in new ad reservations across those races last month.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... Those ads will not affect outcomes.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think this election could finally mark the end of tv ads dominating campaign spending. That’s a good thing but won’t end the grift machine created by Citizens United ruling.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your watershed appreciates it.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I moved into the neighborhood right after Orin and Brad took over in ‘98 and my roommate started working mornings not long after. Another restaurant you can directly connect to the Band Box is Anchor Fish.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Little Canada location joined the general strike in January, which is something for a 24/7 restaurant.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
McNuggets are sentient!
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought the double wye to nowhere was the toilet paper holder, then I looked three feet up the main stack.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First time on Amtrak's Pacific Surfliner (heading southbound to San Diego) and I am enjoying the ride.
California coastline south of San Juan Capistrano. California coastline south of San Juan Capistrano.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess "Grifter Grifted" doesn't sell as many papers.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cities that border Maplewood, but would prefer if they didn't: Little Canada Mahtomedi Newport North Saint Paul Oakdale Roseville Saint Paul Vadnais Heights White Bear Lake Woodbury City that actively avoided a border with Maplewood: Landfall
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was proactive. You probably saved the life of a pedestrian a few blocks away. Hero.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flames, on the side of my face.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seems bad.
404media.co
‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Obsessed.
Sweet Corn Ice Cream

One Pint 473 ml
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Telling a desperate Trump you’ll stop blowing up Russian refineries in exchange for air defense missiles is simply brilliant. www.wsj.com/world/ukrain...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Zelensky Asks Trump for Winter Arms Package, Expects Energy-Ceasefire Push
In a WSJ interview, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said Russia’s Putin is unlikely to curb attacks without more pressure from Washington.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Second-thoughtcrimes.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember folks, call 811 before you dig.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't imagine they're feeling great about counties that border Canada and counties where famers spend tens of thousands of dollars on diesel.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of my favorite memories of the Foxfire was Craig grilling burgers in the ally before a show. Everyone hanging out at a barbecue before going into that little brick room to play.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The drummer for Walker Kong & The Dangermakers is now representing the Minnesota 15.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Apparently the first Becky from Roseanne joined Sugar on stage in Chicago for their closer last night.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Minneapolis has their police department, St. Paul has its Department of Safety and Inspections. Two distinct cities, each with their own approach to municipal candy crushing.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anthropic be like, "We're rich in love! Since love is priceless, we'll just say 200b and we would like to take a loan out against our love. Fortunately our hearts are bottomless so there's no way we won't be able to pay it back. *Hugs* 🫶🫶🫶"
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is like that Elizabeth Holmes clip.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not needing motor oil or regular oil changes is way undersold as a benefit of EVs.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trying to square this news with the amount I've spent on Saga.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eagle-eyed readers have fixed their angry gaze upon a glaring error in the local paper this morning.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My hometown.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The t-shirt with the jacket. 🤌
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t know how any of these options are easier to clean than a wok. I like the wok for popcorn.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did the DJ dedicate the entire set to their dad? That usually happens once or twice at the start of the semester.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I bet private equity is behind this.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My preferred cut was not available. Summer is over and I need those students to get back to processing meat.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People were grumpy.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The data analyst drawing conclusion from a poll with a +/- 9.5 margin of error 🤌
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Counterpoint: Watching sports is more fun with friends, if you have them.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On the other hand, Melvin could have tried. The whole situation sucks.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not only that, it's clearly a cormorant.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guy is building a triumphal arch while actively losing a war of choice, and American dominance in the process, and our media treats it like a District of Columbia zoning issue.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought Rudy Guiliani was dead.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The bulk of it, yeah, but we lead in food grade soybeans too which is mostly exported.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The fair lacks local seasonal food. Corn roast is the gold standard. Grilled peach, sweet corn ice cream, apple fries and apple pies are pretty much it. Apples and corn. No cantaloupe, plums, pears, hazelnuts or walnuts. #1 in soy production but no fresh edamame, soy milk or tofu.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Michelob Golden Light of social media apps.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We really needed this mist.
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally, an intelligent ai.
touchgrassgpt.com
GrassGPT
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Feds Waller and Neel Kashkari: The Banks of the Mississippi River
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Tom Elko @tomelko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
do you have a pick axe? they're great for stump removal.
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