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Tomb Tegtmeyer

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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So, what else is new?
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Skattebooboo
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Replay for a potential batting penalty
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sounds like you picked the wrong time for a bathroom break.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It sounds like I took a potty break at the right time, because I missed that gem.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't explode horseys, Carrie!
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Chief Wiggum Dancing in The Simpsons
ALT: Chief Wiggum Dancing in The Simpsons
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surprised they aren’t doing it November 2nd.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Apologies. The episode where they go to Vegas is on in this bar.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should make a Friends movie.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve seen both of you, but never in the same room together.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Astro Says Rut Roh!
ALT: Astro Says Rut Roh!
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anne, don’t use my stylist.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The beer bar I’m in now has Apples to Apples.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You play it one year as a favor to a friend, and never get around to quitting.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's about time a rapper won a Nobel Prize for physics.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gail Simone?
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHALEFALL (2026)
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like he lost a bet to Mark Zuckerberg.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Abhorigami
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From the Raccoon City Arby’s
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All these NFL players getting that sweet sweet British health care.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Monty Python: You Have To Know These Things
Alt: Monty Python: You Have To Know These Things
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do You Believe in Magic? Welcome Back? Are you nuts?
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(George)
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you liked YOUNG WASHINGTON, you’ll love YOUNG WALLACE
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prolly brought an iced coffee to the interview
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's having trouble finding someone he can beat at golf now that Lindsey is gone.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
purity of assence
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was at that Hawks game and saw the special prosecutor kissing Mrs. Krabappel.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anna and the Apocalypse Clip "Turning My Life Around"
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a banging song youtu.be/o6v0euRlT8U?...
youtu.be
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More like Choosin’ Lexus, amirite?
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Page?
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a cheery day.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There aren’t enough intra-state sister cities.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shakopee?
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d tell you to follow my doctor brother, but that would make me admit that he’s not a dope.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Justice Ann Veal
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not when he’s the bearded face of the movement.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m too old for this pâté
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess they’re going to turn corn into steel in Iowa.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CT is there for the free Coca Cola.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Might have to call in an engineer for an inspection after that.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Jeff
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He wore those pants when I saw him.
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Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today we are all the guy in Rio in a Ravens jersey applauding the Cowboys TD.
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