Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 9hAll these NFL players getting that sweet sweet British health care. 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Prolly brought an iced coffee to the interview 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was at that Hawks game and saw the special prosecutor kissing Mrs. Krabappel. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I guess they’re going to turn corn into steel in Iowa. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today we are all the guy in Rio in a Ravens jersey applauding the Cowboys TD. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Forget baseball. They should have a Speed Racer-style death race in Grand Teton National Park.static.klipy.comSpeed Racer Mach 5 Spike Tires Race Car CrashAlt: Speed Racer Mach 5 Spike Tires Race Car Crash 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump-Arlington National Cemetery and Golf Course. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What this scandal needs is a Boebert-Collins nexus of some sort. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mad that they won’t let me list Corner Gas ten times. 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mad that I can’t list Don’t Trust the B… ten times. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Might win a steinhoisting contest in a walkover 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reading a book that has a character named Al is a chore even with a serif font. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Breaking: Lane Kiffin hired to coach Alabama at halftime. 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When are Lamb and Taverner going to get on already? 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Medicalize a sequel: For a Few Dollars More, I'll Get Rid of Those Crow's Feet. 001
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comSimon Helberg's 'Dampened or Soggy?' MemeALT: Simon Helberg's 'Dampened or Soggy?' Meme 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s opening act backing out is how we got YESTERDAY. 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cheerios. Then I went to college in a town that smelled like Cheerios 50% of the time. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Misinterpreting stuff! That's where I'm a viking! 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Judges to college athletes suing for eligibility be like, “whatever, man.” 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They needed last gen stats for that Tirico pitch. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If Drew Lock is going to be the Seattle QB for an extended period of time, they should look to add Bendini and Lambert to the backfield. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Banned from bluesky for posting a HIMYM gif. 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I like how the Ted Lasso opening credits last all the way through to the closing credits. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yes, I am the new James Bond. Well, I was before I hit send on this. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Emo Philips has a chance to to the funniest thing ever. 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Suck it, Jesse James! -The people of Northfield, Minnesota, September 7th, 1876. 001
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Binge-watching a show about a lawyer who always wears brown. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Why does it seem like I’m the only one (besides my nephew) who thought that [movie] was just ok. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If you’re designing a political tv ad, you should probably consider the fact that some people are watching it in a bar with the sound off. Just so your candidate’s image doesn’t show up next to the words “wants to cut social security” 130
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nothing like having to use TFA to log in to read a message that turns out to be university PR. 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk?...youtu.beSpinal Tap - Big Bottom 1984 Music Video HDYouTube video by Mark Jennings 000
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I saw R.E.M. in concert *before* Michael Stipe started collecting Roy Cohn memorabilia. 010
Tomb Tegtmeyer @tombtegtmeyer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026After a setback, a galactic empire strikes back. 010
