Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 4hI think I figured out Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. #SusanDell 1272
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 11hJust when you thought it was safe to back to Trick 'r Treating... #SusanDell 2622162
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 17hRumors swell that President Trump may have went to Susan Dell's plastic surgeon. #DonaldTrump #SusanDell 2413640
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 18hNatalie Harp in 5 years, because everything Donald Trump touches, dies. #SusanDell 93480131
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Welcome to Michael Dell's nightmares. #SusanDell #DonaldTrump 2210424
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you've seen the giant golden naked Trump statue that was just unveiled this morning inside the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France - well, I fixed it, by by making it just a tad more realistic. #DonaldTrump 22367128
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” #palestinelivesmatter 34310
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, Hun!" - black guy #DonaldTrump 86416
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So, I created this image last year and it went super-viral on IG And it got me thinking, since I actually have a FB marketplace set up and if people were really interested in this, I'd turn into REAL T-shirt. Let me know what you guys think. 4648
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Since it's now acceptable for the President of the United States to publicly recommend American cities that Iran should "hit"... 1501567556
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now THAT really is the perfect T-shirt. #JackSmith #parody 916724
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, did you or did you not, once dress up as a bald African American martial arts master, in full black-face, and bilk millions of American children out of $50 by selling them arguably the worst video game of all time? JACK SMITH: No sir, that was Shaq Fu. 04812
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Republican Senator Eric Schmitt has his eyes pecked out after mistaking a wild hawk for an Iowa Hawkeye women's basketball player, and trying to pet it. #EricSchmitt 715027
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, did you or did you not, drive your car into a lake and drown your two baby boys, because the man you were having an affair with, didn't like kids? JACK SMITH: No sir, that was Susan Smith. 26315
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ERIC SCHMITT: Mr. Smith, did you or did you not appear at the Met Gala in NY city on May 4th, 2026 wearing an elaborate black feathered dress with matching tiara, and prance around like a sexy girl? JACK SMITH: No sir, that was Sam Smith. 59718
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jack Smith spotted with his dog at the Power to the People concert yesterday. #DonaldTrump 611930
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ERIC SCHMITT: Wasn't it true that in the early 80's you would publicly dress in drag under your stage name Kelly Garrett, fantasizing that you were part of a secret crime-fighting trio that worked for a millionaire named Charlie? JACK SMITH: No sir, that was Jacqueline Smith. 513028
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As it turns out, sometimes he DOES get tired... #DonaldTrump 77422
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eric Schmitt: Were you or were you not, caught sitting in a corner eating your Christmas pie, while on government time? Jack Smith: No sir, that was Little Jack Horner. #EricSchmitt 67516
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Eric Schmitt: Mr Smith, wasn't it true, that because of your gross incompetence, the entire Robinson family was lost in space permanently? Jack Smith: No sir, that was Dr. Smith. #EricSchmitt 1824791
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Eric Schmitt: Did you or did you not get paid large sums of money to create objects primarily from wrought iron or steel, by forging metals, using tools to hammer, bend, and cut? Jack Smith: No sir, that is a Blacksmith. 1017456
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Juz look at da azzzzzzzz on dat assssssss! #DonaldTrump 75617
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Infinity Stupidity. Thank you. #EricSchmitt 1624462
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well, at least he's fixing the Reflecting pool. #DonaldTrump 26920
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just what in the name of all that is Holy in this world, is going on here? #DonaldTrump #NatalieHarp 248027
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I have come here to chew bubblegum and lick nuts... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Howard "Nutlicker" Lutnick #DonaldTrump 1112643
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Live shot of Howard Nutlick doing what he does best; feverishly lathering up Donald Trump. #DonaldTrump #HowardLutnick 30534166
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TRUMP: Knock, knock. NATALIE: Who's there? TRUMP: Gum. NATALIE: Gum who? TRUMP: Gum me... NOW. #NatalieHarp 115113
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As we suspected: he's literally a ventriloquist's dummy. #DonaldTrump 57324
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026After falling asleep during a White House press conference, President Trump appears to choke on something and then quickly cough up the obstruction. #DonaldTrump 75726
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An X-ray camera analyzing President Trump's unusual leg positioning during a press conference this morning, revealed an elaborate exo-skeletal structure surgically implanted into the President's body, to theoretically add extra support for what appears to be an industrial sized diaper. 77623
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now, if you haven't seen Trump's latest campaign ad that aired during every NFL football game on Sunday - that WE actually had to pay for because he claimed it's not an ad, but a "public service announcement"- then don't worry, cuz I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #parody 17224125
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trump's feet are now as twisted as his brain is. #DonaldTrump 157722
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Live shot of Jack Smith showing GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt a photo of Atlanta Hawks men's basketball team - the team Schmitt accused him of watching on Fed 3rd, 2004, and a poster of the Iowa Hawkeyes women's basketball team - the team he was actually watching. #JackSmith #EricSchmitt 1112340
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump is missing and believed to have been abducted by Iranian terrorists. #NatalieHarp #Parody 59928
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don Snoreleone strikes again. #DonaldTrump 811439
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Say what you want about Usha Vance, but she really knows how dress for her man. #JDVance 2727167
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well now, this has GOT to be an impeachable offense. #DonaldTrump 107028
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just can't understand what would cause someone to call our wonderful President a "pedophile"? #DonaldTrump 44913
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"How many times do I have to tell you, you do not land during diaper maintenance! Do you realize because of your blatant incompetence, Ms Harp is now a brunette?!" #DonaldTrump 87122
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Antifa thugs vandalize the Marine One chopper, ahead of President Trump's trip to Chicago to attend the Presidents Cup at Medinah Country Club Golf course. #DonaldTrump 512438
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026An air-headed lackey's job is never done. #NatalieHarp 711724
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think it's pretty clear that Marsha Blackburn must've did Donald Trump's hair before the big game. #DonaldTrump 96319
