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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 18/09/2026

Could you imagine being the President of Queensland's Police "Union", who when being asked about being denied a watering-down of domestic violence definitions say the actual words "I certainly don’t stop when I’m told no the first time. No means not right now."? Fuck me.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 04/09/2026

Dear Tanya: Have you considered trying something that works?

We got our under-16 social media delay. We got age verification for online pornography, we have banned deepfake nudes, we have banned nudify apps, there’s a whole range of areas where we are acting. The question now is what more should we do? What comes next?

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 03/09/2026

Hahahaha hahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! :wheezes: Hahahahahahhahahaha!

A screenshot from
The Spectator. It’s of an article by Milo Yiannopoulos titled “I am a persecute human rights icon”

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 12/08/2026

Congratulations to Inspector Flint for the outstanding work he's been doing in New South Wales. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

A photo of Mel Smith and Gryff Rhys-Jones with an inflatable sex doll, from the film "Wilt".

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 05/08/2026

I hear that what with the UCI having all sorts of cheating issues, Seb Coe has offered to step in to check that all riders' bras are appropriately filled.

A photo of Seb Coe making a hand gesture that looks like he's grabbing a boob. It's a bit of a stretch to be honest.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 11/07/2026

Dolly totally carried you, mate.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 17/03/2026

I can't think of anything _more_ Australian than people panic-buying petrol because they've moved to a dormitory exurb and are completely dependant on their enormous tax-deductable twin-cab ute.

A newspaper headline: "News live: Chris Bowen says people buying up Bunnings' jerry cans amid fuel crisis 'unhelpful and unAustralian'"

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 07/01/2026

How’s your day going? In my backyard, it’s currently 56°.

A screenshot that reads “temperature 56.3°C Humidity 11%”

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 13/12/2025

Thoughts and prayers for everyone in the UK at this most difficult of times.

A news headline: Bristol football fan dies in fall from lamppost while putting up flags

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 06/12/2025

Anyone else really looking forward to the Detrumpification that the US is going to have to do in a few short years? re: www.bbc.com/news/article...

An old black and while photo of a man taking down a street sign for "
Adolf Hitler Strasse"

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 02/12/2025

Is it because Jeremy Clarkson lives in the UK?

A photo of the Clarkson family with a caption: Jeremy Clarkson reveals why his children are ‘considering not coming back to UK’

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 25/11/2025

Congratulations, lovebirds.

It’s a photo of a senior couple enjoying a lovely dinner date together. They resemble Barnaby Joyce and Pauline Hanson but this resemblance is purely coincidental.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 27/10/2025

Looks like I picked the wrong century to quit smoking pot.

A still from Airplane! a very high man has picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 18/09/2025

Good work, the Indie. Can’t wait to see the choreography for “Lick my love pump”.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 08/09/2025

A bold political gambit. (They're not wrong)

News headling: senior labour figures tell Kier Starmer to stop making mistakes"

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 08/08/2025

I hope that now the mushroom trial is over, Simon can get some normality in his life and back to his regular job of presenting Hard Quiz.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 08/07/2025

WTF, Ikea? That's a pretty dank dark pattern.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 05/07/2025

Hasn’t the world suffered enough?

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 15/05/2025

Watching A Complete Unknown and it must be said that Timothee Chalamet absolutely inhabits the role of Geraint Thomas. (Right)

A photo of Geraint Thomas impersonated by Bob Dylan as played by Timothee Chalamet.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 08/04/2025

And while I'm at it, fuck you for making me go to your sham website to check that it is actually a sham and then having to fix your fucking awful how to vote graph.

A bar chart with the explainer:
This one-page summary shows the overall score of how much of each major political party is bullshit. By averaging their responses across a range
of issues, we’ve given each party a score out of 100—oﬀering a quick, at-a-glance
overview to help you make an informed choice this election

The usual bullshit parties have high bullshit scores.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 08/04/2025

Just had a hate-filled flyer from the Australian "Christian" Lobby. I'll not share all of it because fuck them, but this part about @greens.org.au policy is genuinely good. Thanks for being the impetus I needed to get off my arse and put a Greens corflute on my fence, you hateful bastards.

Part of a flyer that says that the Greens want:
FREE gender transition surgeries and hormones with NO out-of-pocket costs
MORE gender clinics in hospitals while emergency departments remain in crisis
ACCESS for vulnerable young people to body-altering medical interventions

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 05/03/2025

Ridiculous policy. The White House is far too small for that.

A newspaper headline screenshot that reads "Trump announces that he will create a new office of shipbuilding in the White House."

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 12/02/2025

Strong recommend for the Rewords browser plugin to help cope with the tsunami of newspeak originating from the Trump Regime.

A screenshot of the Rewords browser plugin. It is renaming Gulf of America to Gulf of Mexico

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 10/02/2025

Clive Palmer did what now?

Newspaper headline: "Sewer fatberg of grease and rags forces Bryan Adams to postpone Perth concert"

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 10/02/2025

Did he really just say "Freedom isn't free"?

A still from "Team American World Police" with some needlessly macho puppets.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 31/01/2025

It's a good day to crank up Broken English until the police come by. Marianne Faithfull absolutely dominated the room as Peg Leg in the Black Rider and I'll be forever thankful for having been there to witness her - a force of nature. www.theguardian.com/arts/feature...

Marianne Faithful as Pegleg in The Black Rider. She's heavily made-up, wearing a tailcoat and holding a red rose.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 28/01/2025

Excellent work by the subs at teh Garundia. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Headline: Dutton defends having two shadow ministers to tackle government waste and efficiency

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 11/12/2024

Great work from Rewiring America on the health benefits of getting fossil fuels out of homes, accompanied by this graph, which makes it look like 3 heat pumps will kill 3400 people. www.rewiringamerica.org/research/hom...

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 29/11/2024

Nul points for MFWF. Firstly for the name of this event. But mostly because they're demanding _$600_ for the events that don't sound like disappointing sexual encounters.

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Tom Sulston @tom.sulston.net · 25/11/2024

"Lurkers support me in email" has been forbidden as an Internet argument since the 90s, man. It's also a lot less effective as an argument when those Internet lurkers are people like Donald Trump, Kim Yong-Un, Vladimir Putin, and Peter Dutton.

Australia politics live: world leaders ‘applauding’ push for social media ban, PM says - accompanied by a photo of Anthony Albanese trying to look like a serious grown-up politician.

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