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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 5h

I never knew Milton Jones and Helena Bonham Carter were an item in their youth. 🐢💨

Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 7h

This morning I stumbled across a You Tube channel dedicated to Jewish clergymen. Since then I've spent hours going down Rabbi holes. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 7h

🚨 Customers extremely excited by the new entree at the cannibal restaurant. One said, "It's the best thing since sliced Brad. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 14h

Make an Oscar winning movie rubbish. One Poo over the Cockroach nest. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

🚨 Young Bob's relationship with his fiancée is definitely platonic, after it is confirmed that you can't fit a square peg in a round hole. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I spent four years writing a book about the Black Death, but I couldn't find a publisher anywhere. They all accused me of plaguerism. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"My government will in our first 100 minutes tear up the Good Friday Agreement, bring back the Black and White Minstrels, pkus demand all Spanish visitors from Barcelona be named Manuel." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Clungebob Squarehead is off his meds again. Thinks he has a fiancee. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I went to see the doctor and she asked, "Are your bowel movements regular?" "Yes, 6am every day." "That's good." "Not really. I don't wake up until 6-45am." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

🚨 Join the Algae podcast. Lichen subscribe. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

🚨UK RW parties lose 98% of their most vociferous supporters, after Ukrainian drone strike on Russian data centre. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I think I've produced a high quality meme. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My girlfriend just told me the major difference between men and women. When a woman says, "smell this," it smells nice. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I was on a flight back from Spain, and the only dinner choices were white chicken meat, or German sausage. Unfortunately I was sitting at the rear of the plane. I was hoping for the breast, but prepared for the wurst. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Hey Donald, Guess what I've got. LOSERR." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

What is it Nonce Bonnet?" "RNLI supporters, millions of them." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My neighbour has had his favourite Star Wars character tattooed on his cheek. You should have seen the Luke on his face. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🚨 Red Dwarf to return to our screens, with Mrs Crichton as new cast member. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Max Wall tribute act looks a bit shit. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fort Hood shooter faces firing squad execution, which will be streamed live, and Pete Hegseth will be standing right next to him to give moral support. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🚨 World origami championships to be shown live on TV. It's on paper view. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🚨 Man in court accused of stealing hay given bale. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've worked out why Tim Martin's business profits have tanked. The nonce bonnet Morris dancers are all marching aimlessly around the country shouting at everyone, instead of spending their UC cash in Spoons. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

William: "womens nipples and mens nipples." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🚨 Crows across the world go silent. Ornithologists are trying to find the caws. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I met my girlfriend when we both worked in the superglue factory. We bonded immediately. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It will soon be nonce bonnet halloween. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

🚨 Man crosses poison ivy with four leaf clover, and gets a rash of good luck. (I've been itching to tell that one) 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It will soon be nonce bonnet halloween. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When my girlfriend and I went on our first date, she offered to split the bill. I told her, "Absolutely not. You can eat that part of the duck yourself." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Scottish and Welsh chapters of the Nonce Bonnets are beginning to show themselves. 🐢💨

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