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@tokenstraightguy.swifties.social
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28 | He/Him | Swiftie Bluesky’s Token Straight Guy | Garage Beer x4 | Flavor Flav x1 | Liberal | My pfp is me if I weren’t real but unfortunately I am

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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 17/12/2024
Disclaimer: somewhere around 90% through I misclicked and took Dear Reader out of first, it will always be #1 My top 25 and bottom 25….hit me
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
Just fucking stop
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
Sorry???
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 13/12/2024
SORRY????? FLAV X1????? WHAT????
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
Always
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Uh 😅
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Cool cool cool cool cool yeah cool cool for sure for sure cool
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Wait the play animation for TTPD on Spotify…is this new??
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
I promised you all a chaotic wrapped and my top 5 we’re all from TTPD, so here’s what comes after my top 5 😂😂
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Yeah I’ll take top 0.5%
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
No way this got me 😂 51-3 Archive August 12, 2021 Wordle 54 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
Sharing my November receipt but I also feel the need to share my whole year because it’s been a strange month lol
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
A warm hug with a side of dad jokes and Taylor Swift theories you know what I’m DELIGHTED with these results 😂😂
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
I’m on a mission to complete every Wordle ever and I thought you all should know that the answer to Wordle number 13 is Karma. This was also the day Renegade was released…if that means anything to anyone lol
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 29/11/2024
How do we feel? 😅
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 26/11/2024
I’m gonna need someone to secure the domain over there because no fucking way lmao
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 21/11/2024
So y’all saw this and freaked out about the outfit, but not the fact that she’s walking next to Faith Hill and this could TOTALLY be a Debut vault track????
Taylor Swift walking next to Faith Hill
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 20/11/2024
There’s no way she just likes plaid this much with no other explanation right?
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 20/11/2024
Post your top 5 on repeat. I’m not going to pretend this makes sense 😅
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 20/11/2024
Day 14, still no sign of blondie
Pete Davidson doing an SNL skit as a sideline reporter who is a huge Taylor Swift fan
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 19/11/2024
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 19/11/2024
Tag yourself I’m me
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 18/11/2024
Guess who’s valid again?
The highest quality black and white photo of Taylor Swift that has ever existed. She’s beautiful and she’s pointing at you.
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 18/11/2024
Oh…I mean accurate but ouch
Spotify Daylist - sad girl songwriter Monday afternoon
Songs: happiness, Breathe, and Forever & Always piano version
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 18/11/2024
Well yeah but like, Toronto is Drake’s city…Running through The Six….Six God….the raptors…I mean…😅
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 17/11/2024
It gets me
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 17/11/2024
Part 2: Cars
Porsche 911 with light blue Gulf liveryBack of a McLaren 620s during downshiftMan sitting on a Ducati Scrambler 90’s Porsche 911 Turbo in cream
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 17/11/2024
The most unserious possible search result 🤣
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/11/2024
Guys it’s still me I promise 😅
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 15/11/2024
Pulling from my Pinterest boards because I feel like it’s the best way for you all to get to know be better and I want to know who of you is on the same wavelength. First up, the dream home board:
A bedroom in a modern/gothic old money styleA man sitting at a desk in an office decorated in a modern/gothic old money styleA well put together closet full of men’s dress clothes, wooden shelves, drawers, and hanging racksA sitting room decorated in a modern/gothic old money style, leather chairs and painted forest green wooden bookshelves
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 15/11/2024
Obsessed with Tate Mcrae too? nooooo now why would I be obsessed with her come on guys…no way 😅😂
Tate Mcrae Tate McraeTate Mcrae
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 15/11/2024
I will not be providing further context
A mascot of a giant apricot
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 14/11/2024
It’s that time of year IYKYK
Assassins Creed 3SkyrimCollege Football 25Red Dead Redemption 2
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 14/11/2024
I mean maybe I’m crazy but like
Close up of Taylor Swifts Bejewled Ring
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 14/11/2024
OG Backyard Baseball is the only correct answer
Screenshot of Backyard Baseball ‘97, Pablo Sanchez up to bat
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 14/11/2024
You all don’t know me suuuuper well, but when I tell you Pinterest gets me…
Henry CavillMan in summer outfit in a museumText that reads “I intend to live, not just exist…”Man playing pool in a dimly lit room
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 14/11/2024
Don’t kill me because it’s not Taylor 🫣
iPhone Lock Screen of the scene from Game Of Thrones season 6 episode 9 “Battle of the Bastards” where Jon Snow faces a cavalry charge on his own
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 13/11/2024
No guys literally it’s just gone what is happening????
Bluesky search for New Heights Show yielding no results
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 12/11/2024
This app is incredible because where else is this even a setting let alone the community recognized standard, amazing stuff from Bluesky
Screenshot of the setting in Bluesky that requires alt text before allowing the user to post pictures
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 12/11/2024
The labels are great but look at the replies 😂
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 11/11/2024
There are 12487 registered swifties on this app and I want to know why I’m not mutuals with all of you right now let’s fix that
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 11/11/2024
Yeah this makes a lot of sense lmao Search Taylor Swift Lyrics on Pinterest and the first thing that pops up describes you!
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 11/11/2024
This account and the person behind it 🫶😅
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 11/11/2024
So we’re posting Skircles?
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 09/11/2024
Most of you probably don’t care too much about this, but I was playing CFB25, and Travis and Jason would be proud! Big man TD Aight Nah! 😎😂 (cc: @newheightshow.bsky.social)
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 09/11/2024
OH MY BAD 😅
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 08/11/2024
If Garage Beer has a million fans, I am one of them If they have 100 fans I am one If they have 1 fan it’s me If they have no fans I am dead
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 08/11/2024
GUYS! You can’t type swifties.social into safari and see exactly how many of us are here and see EVERYONE 🤯🤯
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 08/11/2024
…..I downloaded this app less than 48 hours ago
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 08/11/2024
Feel like a e need this on Bluesky before Toronto
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