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@tokenstraightguy.swifties.social
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28 | He/Him | Swiftie Bluesky’s Token Straight Guy | Garage Beer x4 | Flavor Flav x1 | Liberal | My pfp is me if I weren’t real but unfortunately I am

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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 17/12/2024
Work is kinda killing me today ngl
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 17/12/2024
Disclaimer: somewhere around 90% through I misclicked and took Dear Reader out of first, it will always be #1 My top 25 and bottom 25….hit me
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
Just fucking stop
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
Sorry???
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
I’ve been inspired, I’m going to do the ranking every Taylor song thing tonight and post my results lol
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
BREAKING: 23rd best album of the year is named statistical top album of the year
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
What is Taylor Swift’s best feature and why is it Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
The Go Fight Win chant in MAATHBP doesn’t get the credit it deserves tbh
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
This is crazy lmao
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 16/12/2024
Please do this make me choose
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 13/12/2024
When Rep TV comes out on New Years Day what then?
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 13/12/2024
SORRY????? FLAV X1????? WHAT????
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 13/12/2024
As of today, Taylor Allison Swift is fully eligible to run for President of the United States of America. Happy Birthday Taylor 😎
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 11/12/2024
If that audio of Long Live/New Years Day/The Manuscript ever gets added to Spotify I will pass away
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 09/12/2024
The saddest part of Eras being over is that I genuinely tried to find my way to a show for a year and a half and never got to go
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 09/12/2024
Full body chills when she said this tbh
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 09/12/2024
Woke up to the most devastating possible final show mashup possible
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 06/12/2024
The first 100 has gone decently well lol
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
Bro that exe file is about to destroy you
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
Call me crazy but I could look at peoples wrapped’s all day
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
If a live eras mashup album hits Spotify I will have 100,000 minutes of Taylor on my wrapped next year
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
Keeping in mind that I don’t think wrapped counts local files
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
Real talk why did we never get “Karma is a Super Bowl ring coming straight home to me”
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
You’re telling me I was 3000 minutes, a measly 50 hours of listening, away from 0.1%…oh next year I’m gonna be at the top baby
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
The way they paused before he said it tells me Jason gives him shit about it constantly 😂😂
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 05/12/2024
3 of the top 10 albums and one of them is 4 years old…unreal
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Post Malone was number 4 on my wrapped and aside from a single listen through of his new album, that is entirely because of Fortnight and his version of Dial Drunk with Noah Kahan 😂
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Going to work all day and having a great time doing what I love then getting off work and remembering exactly why my wrapped is the way it is….
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Cool cool cool cool cool yeah cool cool for sure for sure cool
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Wait the play animation for TTPD on Spotify…is this new??
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
I promised you all a chaotic wrapped and my top 5 we’re all from TTPD, so here’s what comes after my top 5 😂😂
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Like and RT if Taylor talked to you on Spotify today
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
If you want to know how 2024 is gone, I’ve had my Spotify account for 12 years…loml is my top song…of all time
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
Yeah I’ll take top 0.5%
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
If only this trick worked for Disneyland Paris, I can never remember where it is
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 04/12/2024
23rd best album of the year is simultaneously the number 1 most streamed album of the year
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 03/12/2024
I want you all to know that for some reason every single year Kan** ends up in my top 10 even though I literally never listen to him anymore…back in the day I was super into his old stuff but I have zero idea why he’s ever still there
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 03/12/2024
Always the superior platform
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 03/12/2024
Yall truthfully aren’t ready for the chaos that my wrapped is going to be
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 03/12/2024
Travis Kelce remains the luckiest man on the face of the earth
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
23rd best album of the year just went 6 times Platinum in 7 and a half months lmao
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
This is what peace feels like
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
I’ve never heard of 5 of the top 10 here and TTPD is somehow 23rd when it was a number 1 for half the year…make that make sense lol
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
Thread of my quest to complete every wordle of all time 🧵
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
What a word today lol Wordle 1,262 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
Sharing my November receipt but I also feel the need to share my whole year because it’s been a strange month lol
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
Bro that’s literally two words
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
Somehow THIS book looks like it just arrived at the first bridge of the evening
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
I did NOT listen to that much Taylor this year for Spotify wrapped day not to happen
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Shhh🤫🧢 @tokenstraightguy.swifties.social · 02/12/2024
A warm hug with a side of dad jokes and Taylor Swift theories you know what I’m DELIGHTED with these results 😂😂
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