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Toish

@toi.sh
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Montréal / 27 / coworkers finding this... sorry ✨ Transit! ✨ Minors don’t interact. I’ve got one bluesky account so this is going to be everything, !!! NSFW stuff ahead !!! Mastodon: @toish@yiff.life (bluesky is my primary social though!)

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GabaGabu @towble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I purposely left the whir of my sewing machine motor in the background to cover up the usual background noise of my difficulty breathing and "you haven't eaten in half an hour!!!" stomach complaints. 😅 Plushie hand hooves! I love them very much! 😍🐑🥰
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Toish @toi.sh · 27/09/2026
24% APR on my carp transactions, but at least I get 5% carpback when I use tap-to-carp at participating piers
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Toish @toi.sh · 20/09/2026
For extra context: she also had no idea who Yoko Ono was
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Toish @toi.sh · 20/09/2026
Years ago, someone I worked with genuinely didn't know who the beatles were. She knew it was music related and probably a band, but nothing else Me + some friends from work all convinced her it was just "Yoko Ono's Husband's Band" I wonder how shes doing, feels like a butterfly effect sorta' thing
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A pencil will never say "you're not allowed to draw that" btw
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Aviator Animator @aviatoranimator.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everytime you have a cup of coffee, a @theroguez.bsky.social gets her beans.
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Toish @toi.sh · 03/09/2026
Oh maaaaan that would've been perfect! bsky.app/profile/toi....
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Toish @toi.sh · 03/09/2026
Signs for a unionized job on Waterbirth Island
A collection of little ANSI/ISO-ish warning signs, like ones you'd find on a worksite.

Top left is an image of a runescape vial in a blue circle, and says "PRAYER RESTORE MANDATORY"

Top right is an ANSI caution sign, with the "protect from melee" symbol on the left section. "Pray melee upon entry"

Middle is an ANSI danger sign, with an profile-view image of a dagonnath's head chompin' down on some cake. Big red slash through it. "Do not feed the dagannoths."

Bottom left is an ISO-ish style sign, with an image of a rune thrownaxe and "R 40" arranged in sort of a cryptic looking way. "All persons proceeding past this point must have rune thrownaxes and be able to use them."

Right side is a tall triangular warning sign. It has an image of a broken runescape vial. "Barbarian Vial Smashing in use."
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Dvorakir @dvorakir.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
vfx #yogacollection
anthro scalie in a motion capture suit holding a stick with one neutral gray sphere and one reflective sphere. under their left arm is a macbeth color chart. their body is gray checkerboard and behind them is a bluescreen for chroma keying.

render commission for anon
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Toish @toi.sh · 31/08/2026
~5ish seconds, i thiiiiink it said 5500KH/s before redirecting
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Toish @toi.sh · 31/08/2026
He firemakin'
A little oldschool runescape demon dude standing over a campfire
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Toish @toi.sh · 31/08/2026
W444, we're discussing ways of preparing mushrooms lol
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Toish @toi.sh · 31/08/2026
Same yew trees, different angles. Fully locked-in.
MacOS full screen mode with 2 applications open. On the left is Safari with a youtube stream of runescape, showing the seers village yew trees... and on the right is RuneLite, at the same seers village yew trees haha
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Toish @toi.sh · 29/08/2026
Man I love YouTube shorts
A screenshot of a YouTube short showing a cute baby hippo named maple at a zoo.

“How much does Maple, the Pygmy hippo, weigh in titbits?”

First comment:

“What a terrible weight comparison.

1 24 case of water, 3 4L bags of milk. no one knows what it’s like to hold 500 titbits. Like how do these idiots even have jobs”
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🍂🐾 it's Apricot season 🔜 BLFC @sporadicrat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i love when they're Shapes 🥨
ferret doodle
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Toish @toi.sh · 16/08/2026
Also yeah I’m stuck doing tech demo projects for interviews all weekend, arrrGGH
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Toish @toi.sh · 16/08/2026
WHOA 🏳️‍⚧️ Congrats on coming out to... uh... a microsoft DHTML standard from IE 4.0! Just Webstorm's janky CSS features, but glad that it's supporting the transition of our little buddy: Filter Effects Module Level 1
A screenshot from Webstorm (the IDE, a fancy-dancy text editor for writing code basically), that suggests the delightfully named "revealTrans()" value for the "filter" rule for some reason. That value is like, very old. But I still support the egg that is the CSS3 filter property, you go little buddy! You reveal whenever you want.
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Nick (Breadbotnik) @breadbotnik.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Stop-mo PNGtuber for @foxander.bsky.social in the style of Fantastic Mr. Fox. Foxander messaged me about the idea and it seemed so cool! He sent me drawings and screenshots for the idea I got to work, it took a bit, but I streamed most of the process and am happy with the result! #3dart #vtuber
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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Daily red panda spa day
Its spa day for the red pandas today. A friendly caretaker places cucumber slices over a red pandas eyes to help the panda relax and rest up for a day of play tomorrow
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Toish @toi.sh · 02/08/2026
No one else has EVER had a stronger association to a mental image in my head than her. The nano second I see her face, my brain tags it "evil black mold demon". Truly extraordinary.
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Toish @toi.sh · 28/07/2026
Laid off today
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Toish @toi.sh · 09/07/2026
Raccoons are very customizable! oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Rocky
Screenshot from the oldschool runescape wiki: Players can change Rocky's appearance by using berries on him. When redberries are used, it will change to a red panda named Red, and when poison ivy berries are used, it will change to a tanuki named Ziggy. Using white berries on him will cause him to revert to his original raccoon form.
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SpadeHoof 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @spadehoof.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I just realized I never posted the finished product of my embroidery badge for @astrabun.com (100% hand-done by me) I'm considering opening commissions for these if people are interested, so lmk if you'd want one #furry #furryart #furrybadge #emvroidery
Embroidery badge of a blue anthropomorphic rabbitClose-up of an embroidery badge of a blue anthropomorphic rabbit
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/07/2026
It's ENTIRELY UN-GOOGLEABLE. "Poppers Rush Gold" => expected results "Poppers Rush Gold drink" => poison control phone number "Poppers Rush Gold boisson" => STILL NOT GETTING AN OFFICIAL SITE, and the goobermint "made in quebec" site talking about it is AFTER @twistedbeast.bsky.social, oh my god
Probably what the marketing department should've done before naming a drink "Poppers Rush Gold": googling it.

First result is from twisted beast poppers (nice folks fyi)
Then some other popper (amyl nitrate) seller
Then finally, a government site from Québec talking about how they make this DRINK in québec, not amyl nitrate
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/07/2026
These BASTARDS stole my joke about “haha there’s a brand of coolers called poppers” and made it 100x funnier themselves bY MAKING A FLAVOUR CALLED RUSH?! THEY EVEN ADDED A GOLD SUBTITLE!!
A can of « rush gold » from the booze company « poppers »… it’s a can of booze what did YOU think it was?!
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Blood and Goreloft 👻 @egglaying.pro · 28/06/2026
A cavalcade of birds! Courtesy of @chickensnpies.bsky.social (whom I paid, for a commission) I loooooove this shape, Chicken did SUCH a good job, thank you so much ~y~ <3<3<3 #art #orloft #sfw
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Toish @toi.sh · 15/06/2026
Oldschool Runescape dialogue box that says "I'm not going to have to do anything... evil, am I?" with the chat head being a cute little demon guy that is very good at doing evil things
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Toish @toi.sh · 13/06/2026
Oldschool runescape guy dressed as a demon asks everyone in lumbridge what their favourite false idol is while dancing
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Toish @toi.sh · 13/06/2026
...bitch come on
Bologa looks at a demon and tells him he's just not evil looking enough
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Toish @toi.sh · 13/06/2026
My new favourite bit, thanks demonic pacts league rewards
A oldschool runescape character dressed as a demon stands next to an altar and says "ow ow ow", poor guy :(A oldschool runescape character dressed as a demon stands on the steps of the ancients pyramid and says "Oh boy this is the second hottest place I've been"A oldschool runescape character dressed as a demon is doing some star mining on Fossil Island and says "Y'all ever been to hell? Nice place, hometown c:"
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astra.txt @txt.astrabun.com · 19/05/2026
Code linting output that you receive in the form of a low bitrate .amr audio file that sounds like a recording of an older gentleman slightly yelling into his amateur radio handset with the pre amp gain set a little too high so you can't quite make out the rule names or line numbers
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Toish @toi.sh · 29/05/2026
If you have a RRSP/retirement account that’s invested for you, might be a good time to see if there’s a “low risk” portfolio you can move it to. Mood amongst the “the worst tech coworker” crowd has changed pretty suddenly
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Toish @toi.sh · 29/05/2026
Hearing about a company a friend works at now awarding folks for reduced AI spend. This is a 180 from LAST WEEK apparently. >:) pop
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hecksanon🪳🪰🕷️🏳️‍⚧️ @hecksanontagon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
pooltoy comm for @sweetclover.bsky.social !!
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Archer Wah 🔜 BLFC @archeremberpelt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
💀 #FursuitFriday #Furlingame2026 🧶: @kemonokapi.bsky.social
A red panda fursuiter lying face-down on the floor in front of the Grand Peninsula Ballroom entrance at the Hyatt Regency San Francisco Airport
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Astra @astrabun.com · 05/04/2026
It's bunny day you LEGALLY have to give me chocolate or something today idk I don't make the rules sorry
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - I hate this useless piece of shit software - Depression
After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut - No depression
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 30/03/2026
Flat illustration of an Osprey against a bright blue sky holding a fish in their talons. The fish is the exact color of the sky and overlaps slightly.
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Dead Stray BEAR @deadstraybear.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It being the last day of March, I went the opposite direction of Macro March and went to do Micro March... I might as well keep up the pattern of being the " Small Beaw " a 'lil' project I've done on Stream.
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Mewgle @mewgle.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility Here's Belle You can see her #MewgleArt
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saucypaws @saucypawpads.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
a lot of people wanted to know if erin from 'meeting up' was trans........... yes 💙💙
A character visual for Erin from the saucypaws comic "meeting up". It features a full body illustration on the right of the image, and information on the left. The background is made up of collaged insects and text clippings. The background text is not fully readable, used mainly as a graphic element and not important.

The foreground text reads as follows:

"ERIN PELLETIER" - The character's first and last names.

"5.17.2004 (21)" - Her birthday, the 17th of May and current age.

"she/they" - Her preferred pronouns. Two flags tell us things about Erin, she is trans and she is Canadian.

Below, an orange heart, small text reads "fave colour". The text to the right of the heart lists some of her likes: "entomology (beetles!), baking, thrifting, webcomics, yappers". 

Next to a gray X, her dislikes are listed: "loud places, coffee, being rushed, coconut (allergic), bar soap"

Top right of the image, a small height indicator reads 5'11". In the bottom right, 5 circles make a pallette.
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𝑅𝐸𝑉𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑂𝑁 🔜 Confuror @revelionart.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’ll be throwing these flyers around the con space and are free to grab at my night market table!
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Toish @toi.sh · 30/03/2026
I regret to inform my psyche that work now wants to introduce an "AI Button" to the design system... it's the regular button with a bisexual gradient. If I'm not in hell, then people certainly were downplaying how much purgatory sucks.
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Dancing Vulture @dancingvulture.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's the last day of winter here, and I just finished my Snow Bunting ♥️I wanted to capture their skidaddle, so she's not the -MOST- stable little bird in my flock, but I love her anyway. One of the highlights of this winter. #needlefelt #snowbunting #birdart
A needle-felted female Snow Bunting in winter plumage.A needle-felted female Snow Bunting in winter plumage.
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Toish @toi.sh · 23/03/2026
Nothing but respect for Testicular Contortions, who single-handily made me stop using my dishwasher wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHP9...
Mr. Testicular Contortions himself, holding a box of dishwasher detergent
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Toish @toi.sh · 16/03/2026
I wanna believe… somewhere deep in that binary they projectile-vomit into your game’s build… is an unlicensed copy of photoshop CS6 with the Plastic Wrap filter installed
Screenshot of the photoshop filter gallery, showing that weird shiny deboss effect no one uses
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 14/03/2026
a very important sticker by @thestarfishface.bsky.social
A sticker that reads “just make somethin!”
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Toish @toi.sh · 14/03/2026
I can understand the allure of instant working software... but because you're not aware of how your problem maps to the unreadable blob of little solutions it slopped together... you don't know HOW it generalized your problem. You just end up making giant 1-problem-solvers that can't work together.
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