Toish @toi.sh · 2hThey have bread that make you cum more now btw, I just thought you’d want to know 020
Toish @toi.sh · 02/10/2026Ok maybe we should've all done the ditching-daylight-savings-time thing at the same time... presenting our new fucking awful timezone map for this winter: 2122
Toish @toi.sh · 01/10/2026Babe, wake up... they're parameterizing runescape fairy rings in FreeCAD 021
Toish @toi.sh · 16/08/2026WHOA 🏳️⚧️ Congrats on coming out to... uh... a microsoft DHTML standard from IE 4.0! Just Webstorm's janky CSS features, but glad that it's supporting the transition of our little buddy: Filter Effects Module Level 1 230
Toish @toi.sh · 05/07/2026It's ENTIRELY UN-GOOGLEABLE. "Poppers Rush Gold" => expected results "Poppers Rush Gold drink" => poison control phone number "Poppers Rush Gold boisson" => STILL NOT GETTING AN OFFICIAL SITE, and the goobermint "made in quebec" site talking about it is AFTER @twistedbeast.bsky.social, oh my god 030
Toish @toi.sh · 05/07/2026These BASTARDS stole my joke about “haha there’s a brand of coolers called poppers” and made it 100x funnier themselves bY MAKING A FLAVOUR CALLED RUSH?! THEY EVEN ADDED A GOLD SUBTITLE!! 190
Toish @toi.sh · 23/03/2026Nothing but respect for Testicular Contortions, who single-handily made me stop using my dishwasher wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHP9... 260
Toish @toi.sh · 16/03/2026I wanna believe… somewhere deep in that binary they projectile-vomit into your game’s build… is an unlicensed copy of photoshop CS6 with the Plastic Wrap filter installed 020
Toish @toi.sh · 05/03/2026Just in time for this weeks patch, I think it's like easily 2x slayer exp 100
Toish @toi.sh · 27/12/2025I cannot be trusted with artboads... if you give me a tool to make a subfile in a file I'll just only ever have 1 file 091
Toish @toi.sh · 27/12/2025Aaa, I really want to make a furry con wayfinding graphics set... thoughts on if that's useful at all? Imagine it's 1) anthroified which is fun but also 2) a visual language specifically describing "con stuff" that's not always well-explained in-situ (where's reg? is this con space? where's panels?) 3203
Toish @toi.sh · 22/12/2025OH I forgot the most important part: THATS WHERE THEY KEEP THE DINOSAURS! 041
Toish @toi.sh · 22/12/2025Reminds me of the Royal Ontario Museum! It’s had its fair share of criticism but I think it’s a really cool look for a museum. (“New meets old” sorta’ symbolism that people smarter than me could articulate better) 172
Toish @toi.sh · 13/12/2025Only in unifoundry.com/unifont does Linear B Ideograph horse get to meet Miscellaneous Pictures and Symbols horse! 040
Toish @toi.sh · 08/11/2025My body is a machine that turns vague ideas into non-manifold broken solids Tried to make the #ruby gem by eye balling it for a commentor on HN. Came out alright!! I never really noticed how weird the cut is though? That's a perfect circle around the middle! LOTS o' NURBS. f.toi.sh/rubygem.stl 070
Toish @toi.sh · 04/09/2025At #railsworld again this year, where DHH has just pivoted from CBT to reviving mid-2000s TV shows 050
Toish @toi.sh · 24/08/2025I can’t fucking stop myself from doing the jerma “sparkle on it’s Wednesday” pose when someone takes a picture of me AHHHHH 020
Toish @toi.sh · 20/08/2025Eheheheheheheh~ @snowdogg98.website’s Manitoba campground tent hotel is VERY nice, 5 stars, would stay again 061
Toish @toi.sh · 10/08/2025Great picture of Criss Angel at a disappointing kink night on Getty Images, they got everything 020
Toish @toi.sh · 10/08/2025FreeCAD is amazing software but I can't figure out how to import SVGs at a different scale so everything is about 10m tall, and one of the 15 different ways of making text resulted in a wire with 614 degrees of freedom, BUT SERIOUSLY GO TRY FREECAD!! Fuck autodesk 050
Toish @toi.sh · 03/08/2025@octavariumutt.bsky.social got a new suit, LOOK AT THIS BITCH (respectfully) <3 By these awesome peeps we met at canfur! @phosfur.us 041
Toish @toi.sh · 29/07/2025Health Canada sticks a “high in sugar” sticker on your shit, and I guess instead of lowering the sugar content you figure out how many B vitamins you got on offer so you can vomit that detail onto ⅓ of the box 140
Toish @toi.sh · 12/07/2025Yeah just 1, sure... but 32 hotdogs has as-of-yet not-understood and unfathomable health benefits 071
Toish @toi.sh · 01/07/2025me when my project needs a dog smiling in a colourful sweater (and bonus points if she has massive bazungas) 060
Toish @toi.sh · 07/06/2025I love how @snowdogg98.website can instantly ID the countenance of a hotel breakfast contraption from a compressed telegram photo 281
Toish @toi.sh · 20/05/2025It's so tasteful... the off-white eggshell card stock... the romalian type... 010
Toish @toi.sh · 12/05/2025There are sub-zero reasons to use Photoshop from the amoral slugs at @adobe.com when Affinity Photo is the only app with ✨ Cat Tools ✨ 050