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@toi.sh
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Montréal / 27 / coworkers finding this... sorry ✨ Transit! ✨ Minors don’t interact. I’ve got one bluesky account so this is going to be everything, !!! NSFW stuff ahead !!! Mastodon: @toish@yiff.life (bluesky is my primary social though!)

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Toish @toi.sh · 2h
They have bread that make you cum more now btw, I just thought you’d want to know
A bag of bread that says “22 grains x Zinc. A high source of Zinc” in french.

A glass of white wine is suspiciously in frame.
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Toish @toi.sh · 02/10/2026
Ok maybe we should've all done the ditching-daylight-savings-time thing at the same time... presenting our new fucking awful timezone map for this winter:
A map of the new canadian timezones for this winter, where BC, Yukon... and NWT??? are on PCT. The praries are on CDT, except for manitoba for some reason which is on CST, but also specifically north western ontario which is nearest to manitoba is NOT on CST but still on CDT. The north of Québec won't change their clocks which moves them into the atlantic timezone, but not southern québec. Newfoundland remains 30mins into the future.
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Toish @toi.sh · 01/10/2026
Babe, wake up... they're parameterizing runescape fairy rings in FreeCAD
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Toish @toi.sh · 03/09/2026
Signs for a unionized job on Waterbirth Island
A collection of little ANSI/ISO-ish warning signs, like ones you'd find on a worksite.

Top left is an image of a runescape vial in a blue circle, and says "PRAYER RESTORE MANDATORY"

Top right is an ANSI caution sign, with the "protect from melee" symbol on the left section. "Pray melee upon entry"

Middle is an ANSI danger sign, with an profile-view image of a dagonnath's head chompin' down on some cake. Big red slash through it. "Do not feed the dagannoths."

Bottom left is an ISO-ish style sign, with an image of a rune thrownaxe and "R 40" arranged in sort of a cryptic looking way. "All persons proceeding past this point must have rune thrownaxes and be able to use them."

Right side is a tall triangular warning sign. It has an image of a broken runescape vial. "Barbarian Vial Smashing in use."
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Toish @toi.sh · 31/08/2026
He firemakin'
A little oldschool runescape demon dude standing over a campfire
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Toish @toi.sh · 31/08/2026
Same yew trees, different angles. Fully locked-in.
MacOS full screen mode with 2 applications open. On the left is Safari with a youtube stream of runescape, showing the seers village yew trees... and on the right is RuneLite, at the same seers village yew trees haha
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Toish @toi.sh · 29/08/2026
Man I love YouTube shorts
A screenshot of a YouTube short showing a cute baby hippo named maple at a zoo.

“How much does Maple, the Pygmy hippo, weigh in titbits?”

First comment:

“What a terrible weight comparison.

1 24 case of water, 3 4L bags of milk. no one knows what it’s like to hold 500 titbits. Like how do these idiots even have jobs”
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Toish @toi.sh · 16/08/2026
WHOA 🏳️‍⚧️ Congrats on coming out to... uh... a microsoft DHTML standard from IE 4.0! Just Webstorm's janky CSS features, but glad that it's supporting the transition of our little buddy: Filter Effects Module Level 1
A screenshot from Webstorm (the IDE, a fancy-dancy text editor for writing code basically), that suggests the delightfully named "revealTrans()" value for the "filter" rule for some reason. That value is like, very old. But I still support the egg that is the CSS3 filter property, you go little buddy! You reveal whenever you want.
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Toish @toi.sh · 09/07/2026
Raccoons are very customizable! oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Rocky
Screenshot from the oldschool runescape wiki: Players can change Rocky's appearance by using berries on him. When redberries are used, it will change to a red panda named Red, and when poison ivy berries are used, it will change to a tanuki named Ziggy. Using white berries on him will cause him to revert to his original raccoon form.
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/07/2026
It's ENTIRELY UN-GOOGLEABLE. "Poppers Rush Gold" => expected results "Poppers Rush Gold drink" => poison control phone number "Poppers Rush Gold boisson" => STILL NOT GETTING AN OFFICIAL SITE, and the goobermint "made in quebec" site talking about it is AFTER @twistedbeast.bsky.social, oh my god
Probably what the marketing department should've done before naming a drink "Poppers Rush Gold": googling it.

First result is from twisted beast poppers (nice folks fyi)
Then some other popper (amyl nitrate) seller
Then finally, a government site from Québec talking about how they make this DRINK in québec, not amyl nitrate
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/07/2026
These BASTARDS stole my joke about “haha there’s a brand of coolers called poppers” and made it 100x funnier themselves bY MAKING A FLAVOUR CALLED RUSH?! THEY EVEN ADDED A GOLD SUBTITLE!!
A can of « rush gold » from the booze company « poppers »… it’s a can of booze what did YOU think it was?!
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Toish @toi.sh · 15/06/2026
Oldschool Runescape dialogue box that says "I'm not going to have to do anything... evil, am I?" with the chat head being a cute little demon guy that is very good at doing evil things
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Toish @toi.sh · 13/06/2026
Oldschool runescape guy dressed as a demon asks everyone in lumbridge what their favourite false idol is while dancing
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Toish @toi.sh · 13/06/2026
...bitch come on
Bologa looks at a demon and tells him he's just not evil looking enough
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Toish @toi.sh · 13/06/2026
My new favourite bit, thanks demonic pacts league rewards
A oldschool runescape character dressed as a demon stands next to an altar and says "ow ow ow", poor guy :(A oldschool runescape character dressed as a demon stands on the steps of the ancients pyramid and says "Oh boy this is the second hottest place I've been"A oldschool runescape character dressed as a demon is doing some star mining on Fossil Island and says "Y'all ever been to hell? Nice place, hometown c:"
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Toish @toi.sh · 23/03/2026
Nothing but respect for Testicular Contortions, who single-handily made me stop using my dishwasher wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHP9...
Mr. Testicular Contortions himself, holding a box of dishwasher detergent
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Toish @toi.sh · 16/03/2026
I wanna believe… somewhere deep in that binary they projectile-vomit into your game’s build… is an unlicensed copy of photoshop CS6 with the Plastic Wrap filter installed
Screenshot of the photoshop filter gallery, showing that weird shiny deboss effect no one uses
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/03/2026
Just in time for this weeks patch, I think it's like easily 2x slayer exp
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/03/2026
It's true!!!!
Same red panda poster, but now it says "filled with KNOWLEDGE! His lack of emails impresses us all. Do let this bet you! You can be a red panda if you want"
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/03/2026
ok maybe not doodle per-say, but I have other skills
a shoddily made poster that I assure you, communicates more information than the one work sent to me. A red panda looks at a laptop, with a red arrow pointing at his head that says "FILLED WITH DECEIT!". The bottom of the poster reads "his lack of security training sickens us all. DON'T LET THIS BE YOU! Litearlly never open an email ever".
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Toish @toi.sh · 27/12/2025
I cannot be trusted with artboads... if you give me a tool to make a subfile in a file I'll just only ever have 1 file
Messy vector editor artboards, tons of differently scaled attempts copied and pasted with tiny tweaks
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Toish @toi.sh · 27/12/2025
Aaa, I really want to make a furry con wayfinding graphics set... thoughts on if that's useful at all? Imagine it's 1) anthroified which is fun but also 2) a visual language specifically describing "con stuff" that's not always well-explained in-situ (where's reg? is this con space? where's panels?)
Slightly cleaned up version of one of my messy artboards. Some graphics for furry conventions.
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Toish @toi.sh · 27/12/2025
🫡
That thanshuhai fox that everyone had as their PFP in 2012, the mesolithic era
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Toish @toi.sh · 22/12/2025
OH I forgot the most important part: THATS WHERE THEY KEEP THE DINOSAURS!
Inside the crystal, looking outside through the sculpture. There’s interior space in it, so that’s where they keep the models of dinosaur skeletons. There’s a stegosaurus I think front and centre
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Toish @toi.sh · 22/12/2025
Reminds me of the Royal Ontario Museum! It’s had its fair share of criticism but I think it’s a really cool look for a museum. (“New meets old” sorta’ symbolism that people smarter than me could articulate better)
The front of the ROM, facing Bloor st. The old facade sort of intersects through the silvery metallic crystal sculpture that was built around it.
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Toish @toi.sh · 16/12/2025
Signs for the airport-themed convention
Schipol-airport style signs with convention silliness on it. I drew a bird like the icon for border control and it sort of spiraled out of control.
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Toish @toi.sh · 13/12/2025
Only in unifoundry.com/unifont does Linear B Ideograph horse get to meet Miscellaneous Pictures and Symbols horse!
Screenshot of some text in a vector editor. It's two glyphs from the Unifont font, which has a glyph for every single unicode codepoint, even the really obscure ones. The two glyphs are horse icons from the ancient Linear B language, and the emoji set. It's cute that they face eachother when you type them!
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Toish @toi.sh · 23/11/2025
on a hot date <3
right-second-row-red-panda going on a date with left-fourth-row-red-panda, they only got 1 spaghetti wowowowow
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Toish @toi.sh · 16/11/2025
Top 5 Affinity Photo 2 features that V3 is STILL missing, 🧵 1/?
An edited screenshot of the Affinity Photo V2 toolbar, with the brush tool replaced with a "sheath tool". I drew a whole sheath icon for this, time was spent... wasted really.
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Toish @toi.sh · 08/11/2025
My body is a machine that turns vague ideas into non-manifold broken solids Tried to make the #ruby gem by eye balling it for a commentor on HN. Came out alright!! I never really noticed how weird the cut is though? That's a perfect circle around the middle! LOTS o' NURBS. f.toi.sh/rubygem.stl
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Toish @toi.sh · 05/10/2025
10 gajillion apples in the fridge AGAIN
Apple shoved in my mouth at an apple orchard
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Toish @toi.sh · 09/09/2025
Oh you like feet? What are you, some kind of
A little transit card tap point in Amsterdam Centraal station that says “Toeslag” on the side of it, heheheh
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Toish @toi.sh · 04/09/2025
At #railsworld again this year, where DHH has just pivoted from CBT to reviving mid-2000s TV shows
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Toish @toi.sh · 24/08/2025
I can’t fucking stop myself from doing the jerma “sparkle on it’s Wednesday” pose when someone takes a picture of me AHHHHH
A giant coke can we saw along the road in Manitoba. It’s like a big water tower thing painted to look like a coke can. I’m tiny standing next to it with my hand in my hip lol
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Toish @toi.sh · 20/08/2025
Eheheheheheheh~ @snowdogg98.website’s Manitoba campground tent hotel is VERY nice, 5 stars, would stay again
All cozy-mode in Snowdogg’s new tent while he makes brekky
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Toish @toi.sh · 10/08/2025
Great picture of Criss Angel at a disappointing kink night on Getty Images, they got everything
Cross angel tied in some haphazard chains looking bemused
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Toish @toi.sh · 10/08/2025
FreeCAD is amazing software but I can't figure out how to import SVGs at a different scale so everything is about 10m tall, and one of the 15 different ways of making text resulted in a wire with 614 degrees of freedom, BUT SERIOUSLY GO TRY FREECAD!! Fuck autodesk
A screenshot from freeCAD, showing the text "grr" with a lot of green bezier handles around it and a list of many unconstrained points
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Toish @toi.sh · 07/08/2025
Sign for the Dog Embassy™️
A canadian style "spoken language options" sign, but with "English" and "Grr-bark" as options. A little wagging tail on the stick figure
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Toish @toi.sh · 07/08/2025
Signs for the Dog Office™️
More silly little doodles of canine-or-werewolf-themed ANSI signage! This features a push and pull graphic showing paws, a notice about claws causes scratches, a "canine language services" sign, and a notice that no treats are left on premises overnight.
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Toish @toi.sh · 03/08/2025
@octavariumutt.bsky.social got a new suit, LOOK AT THIS BITCH (respectfully) <3 By these awesome peeps we met at canfur! @phosfur.us
Dobbie Maude from behind, oh là làDobbie maid jumpingDobbie making a cute pose
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Toish @toi.sh · 29/07/2025
Health Canada sticks a “high in sugar” sticker on your shit, and I guess instead of lowering the sugar content you figure out how many B vitamins you got on offer so you can vomit that detail onto ⅓ of the box
A box of cereal reads in French: « source of 6 vitamins and minerals » with a big colourful graphic, next to the very boring and austere « high in sugar » warning from health Canada
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Toish @toi.sh · 12/07/2025
Yeah just 1, sure... but 32 hotdogs has as-of-yet not-understood and unfathomable health benefits
A screenshot of a news article headline that says "Just 1 hotdog per day could harm your health, study finds."
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Toish @toi.sh · 12/07/2025
I want to be at the ISO 7001 comically oversized book library
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Toish @toi.sh · 01/07/2025
me when my project needs a dog smiling in a colourful sweater (and bonus points if she has massive bazungas)
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Toish @toi.sh · 01/07/2025
Oh no, @adobe.com that fucking sucks... really bad.
A screenshot of the adobe website, featuring a god-awful AI picture of a dog that has a glowing red mark on his forehead, and it looks like his ears are leather? He's also weirdly all deformed.

Text beside the mutant reads: Create beautiful images in just a few words.
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Toish @toi.sh · 23/06/2025
To be fair, YouTube makes that very easy to do ACCIDENTALLY!
UI for YouTube casting, there’s two options

YouTube on TV
YouTube on TV

I edited a raccoon beside the first one and a red panda beside the other to really send that point home
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Toish @toi.sh · 07/06/2025
I love how @snowdogg98.website can instantly ID the countenance of a hotel breakfast contraption from a compressed telegram photo
Me - This hotel that opened by me has the beginnings of an amazing brekkie buffet

(a photo from across the street, looking into the breakfast zone of a hotel)

Snowdogg98 - PANCAKE CONVEYOR, I SEE ONE
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Toish @toi.sh · 20/05/2025
It's so tasteful... the off-white eggshell card stock... the romalian type...
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Toish @toi.sh · 12/05/2025
There are sub-zero reasons to use Photoshop from the amoral slugs at @adobe.com when Affinity Photo is the only app with ✨ Cat Tools ✨
A screenshot from the toolbar in Affinity Photo 2.6, featuring an icon of a little cat with his tongue out. The tooltip over the icon says "Cat Tool".
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Toish @toi.sh · 28/04/2025
Who knew the ANSI Z353 spec was so thorough!
A set of workplace safety signs with some graphics redrawn to look like werewolf paws. (And also some added nudity)

"Caution: Werewolf breeding pen is for authorized personnel only. You may be hurt or impregnated. Contact insemination team at ext. 609 if access is required."

"Notice: Remember to lock-out the access panel when inside the protected werewolf zone. There are no access panels inside the protected werewolf zone. Safety is our third or fourth priority."

"Danger: Impregnation hazard! Werewolves may be released into breeding pen without notice. If alarm sounds, apply emergency lube kit and follow breeding casualty event procedure."

"Safety First: Each werewolf milking stall has 2 emergency stop buttons. Press the emergency stop button in the event of any ejaculatory emergency, even if you're not sure."

"Warning: Milking sleeves are designed for werewolves much larger than you. Inserting any appendage into a milking sleeve while energized could result in serious harm or nullification."
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