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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 19h
There’s this Lego guy at my parents house that Baby Toe started calling “Bad Knee” (my dad hurt his knee recently). My mom texted me this pic and was like, ask her who this is. And I show bb and she goes “*gasp* a guy!…. Gramma’s??… BAD KNEE.”
Lego guy with missing hand
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Decorating the bathroom around this print. Gotta paint these walls asap
Little My print
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For all my fellow soup heads out there (handwritten bc I don’t have a printer a refuse to work off a screen while cookin)
LEMONY CHICKEN → POTATO SOUP
- 1 Tos butter
- I tos olive oil
2 carrots, pecled a chopped (Icup) sMall sweet onion, chopped fine
1½ Ibs golden potatoes, washed t quartere
1 tsp dried oregano
- 1 tsp italian scasoning
- 3 tsp Kosner salt
- I tsp black pepper
- ' large pinch red pepper flakes
- 3 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 1 16s chicken
- 4 cups chicken broth or stock
- Y4 cup fresh lemon juice (~1 large lemon)
- I container marscapone cheese.
- shredded parmesan, chives, parsiey for toppine
- saute carrats, onion, * potatoes with oregano, italian seasoning, salt, pepper, & red pepper flakes in butter & olive oil about S mins. then add garlic and stir combined
- add stock and chicken breasts to veggie mix and cook in crockpot on low s-l hours
- shred chicken and add marscapone, stir in to melt cheese. When Cheese is melted, add lemon juice
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Screaming bc what the hell is going on with my instagram algorithm
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
Movie poster for face/off
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Couldn’t sleep last night bc I kept remembering how no one laughed at like 90% of my instagram reel submissions to @reidie.com ‘s watchalong
Wendy Williams looking pained
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I used to work at a BMW dealership and one day a guy rolled up in his koenigsegg to flex on everyone.
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chat, which of you is this
Man wearing gay and high tshirt
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found this picture of Margot from her first vet appointment after I got her from the north Philly aspca
Gray cat with green eyes looking very alert
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was about to borrow a denim jacket from my moms closet but realized it was this one before I put it on
Clay aiken tbe voice of an angel denim jacket
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I graduated college and stagnated, musically
MYgALBUMS
The sound that made toe
PERNICE BROLLHERS
Yours
Armchair Apocrypha
Andrew Bird
Yours, Mine & Ours
Pernice Brothers
99.9%
KAYTRANADA
Parallax
Atlas Sound
Monkeytown Modeselektor
Our Shadows Will Remain
Joseph Arthur
01-09
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mean mugging since 2002
Toe in 2002
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why are the OF bot accounts following me???!!!!
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna watch Hereditary so bad rn HAIL PAIMON
static.klipy.com
Hereditary Slay
Alt: Hereditary Slay
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why’s his whole pelvis out
Jack skellington plush ass out
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
egg n provolone n bacon n avo on homemade sourdough from mom ft menlo mud mug
Breakfast sandwich with a gorgus mug
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saved this unboxing for a rainy day with bb toe and it was a hit
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My final form
Octopus mermaid piccrew thing
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was having crazy dreams last night but the only part I remember is Arizona iced tea partnering with the Beatles movie and releasing a “John Lennon Lemon” drink???
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My husband decided to feed into Baby Toe’s Moomin interest with a bunch of merch (he got me a groke shirt and purple beanie) 🥰
Groke tshirt, two purple beanies, Moomin tshirt, little my socks, Stinky socks, sniff socksMoomin puzzles and books
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll never get over how glam my grandparents looked on their wedding day
Toes grandparents
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This was hard.
Crusader kings 2
Civ v
Rimworld
Zelda twilight princess
Skyrim
Fire emblem awakening 
BG3
Phoenix wriight 
The Witcher 3
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
teeth hurt, can’t sleep
Bart Simpson awake in bed
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baby Toe had one session of Toddler Time last week and already got and then gave me a gross cold.
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oop
When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is playing jazz
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh hell yeah
fire emblem fortunes wave perfect bird time
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fortunes weave GOTY
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chat has infiltrated my YouTube algo and it keeps suggesting Moomin. Baby Toe LOVES IT and will not shut up about The Groke.
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I literally cannot stop singing this
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What hot dog do I give off
1 Classic hot dog
2 Chili cheese hot dog
3 Bacon-wrapped hot dog
4 Chicago dog
5 New York-style hot dog
6 Corn dog
7 Coney Island hot dog
8 Chili dog
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
is this appropriate for a cocktail dresscode wedding in October ? Also what shoes would you wear with it if you were 5’10” with pronating ankles? 🧐
Pink dress
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What’s a good audiobook to fall asleep to? I literally don’t care what genre, but the narration has to be good.
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m screaming. I didn’t realize it told you to when I was listening to stuff on Spotify - I have a toddler fyi!!!!
Toe’s Discord showing her listening to The Wiggles
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Telling my dentist I’m pregnant so I don’t have to do X-rays
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mom made that plum kuchen ish
Plum tart thing
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social I can’t message you for some reason but when are you going to the ren faire
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pool party hours who up
Toe with baby toe in a pool
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sent this to my Neil Young-hating dad.
Pic of Bluetooth music player in car reading “Crosby, stills,  nash, and you…” captioned with “Crosbyc stills Nash and me???”
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At the library and Baby Toe is making all the dinosaur toys kiss each other.
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chat quick what color rainboot should I get?? Leaning toward dark Cherry but idk idk us.merrypeople.com/collections/...
us.merrypeople.com
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cleaning out my car bc I am hopefully trading it in soon and found a bunch of wooden nickels from the previous owners’ orthodontist???
Wooden nickels from a Dr Bartlett
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Andrew Bird St. Vincent Gogol Bordello Yeasayer Local Natives Strfkr Blue Öyster Cult Simian Mobile Disco trentmøller Rooney
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Stomping around the library today.
Baby Toe walking down the library aisles
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thinking about this diva
Nextdoor Margaret “I can no longer drive backwards, even wjth a back up camera so everybody please watch out “
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At my parents’ house and the hot old man neighbor is here all sweaty in his lil cycling outfit.
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Literally me
Family Guy Lois in bed no bra
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
my friend just texted me this
“Are you sure you want to quit to the main menu librul? Any unsaved progress will be lost” text over a skeleton with a smoking gun
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Had a dream I dyed my hair pink 🤔
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toe🍓jam @toejams.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The planetarium was TINY and INFLATABLE and we had to SIT ON THE FLOOR of it. But Baby Toe kept yelling “oh wow” so at least she enjoyed it. Here she is forgetting how to walk on this glass tile thing.
Toddler looking at fish on the floor
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