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I found glass in my pasta....

Apparently a two part errand and a pit stop for bad coffee was too much and now I have a migraine 😔 but at least I have my comfy @reidie.com sweatshirt

A snuggled Amber with blonde and blue hair in a hunter green "please no" Reidie sweatshirt

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 13h

Brueggers bagels coffee is bad right? I'm not insane right?

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I coughed so hard I puked

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone throw me in that lava they throw the ring into in LoTR

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do I need to start asking permission to shit now too? Get me the fuck outta here

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is who you're asking to give a fuck about this job when I can't breathe through my nose rn

A haggard Amber looking sick and pissed off.

I'm wearing black glasses and tie dyed hoodie

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know what, fuck it. I'm resubscribing to hulu so I can watch Bob's burgers and cry

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm going to lose my fucking marbles

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Y'all ever plan parties and invite people you like then spend the whole two days before contemplating cancelling because you're so nervous everyone hates you and now it's 15 minutes before and you think you're about to puke?

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I found a steam sauna near me that doesn't cost hundreds of dollars ❤️❤️

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I had a dream I was still teaching and I was trying to teach math and the kids weren't listening and I forgot all their names and wtf FOIL meant and I just sat down and cried at the front of the classroom

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How many "how to sew" videos on YouTube do I need to watch to finally be brave enough to make something!?

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who made me an autistic Libra? My sense of justice is super sized and I'm in anguish

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Due to availability, this is my first massage since July and I'm foaming at the mouth for this tiny woman to beat the shit out of me

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm so overwhelmed with the love, gifts, gifs, kind words and silly songs from all of you for my birthday 💐 I'm so glad you let me into your world and I hope to bring the best vibes to you all like you do for me!!

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have been given a big bag of snicker doodles

A gallon Ziploc bag filled with homemade snickernoodle cookies (which are cinnamon sugar cookies)

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When the hell did Dunkin get rid of their free birthday coffee?! I guess I'm going to 7 Brew today...

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me at 10am: "I feel great. So many plans for after work. Cleaning the whole house and doing all the crafts" Me at 3pm: "I feel like I was hit by a truck and I want to sleep forever and do nothing"

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So I think I like renn faires now?!

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We take turns buying food at work in our group and we try not to nitpick but I bought the last two times so I almost puked asking to use someone else's card

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I burnt my tongue taste testing my chickpea pot pie and now I can't taste it 😞

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The child in the room above us ran laps until midnight and started again at 5am. But my hair is going to look so good in my crown 👑😍

Amber in a purple hoodie in front of a hotel headboard. Chin length curly dirty blonde hair. Front streaks are bleached.

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I exorcised a demon in the Shady Maple Smorgasbord gift shop bathroom and all I got was this bluskeet about it

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had an Amish Krab Ragoon 😂

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why does Mitch McConnell always look like he's saying "ope I just sharted" to himself?

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is Dawson's Creek worth watching? I was too young when it was on and idk if it's worth finding

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The amount of poop jokes, poop emojis and poop puns I have to deal with on a daily basis is unreal (I research GI Drs a lot for work)

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have a migraine and I hate my job but my curls look nice

An Amber in pain showing half her head of curly hair. Front strands are bleached. Wearing a black t shirt and a divorce cardigan.

Fuck ass florescent lights in this fuck ass office above my head

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What y'all know about viscachas ?

A large rodent thing called a viscacha that looks like a grumpy bunny. He is sitting on his butt with his legs and arms up, eyes half closed. Looking grumpy. They are related to chinchillas

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My family does not hug like almost at all so I'm always mystified by the situations people decide to hug me in.

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Random lady in Costco decided to talk to me and my partner for 10 minutes about her cats, her not shit fiance and how kids need to be beat more....

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A dingo ate my baby ( a squirrel ate my Internet wire)

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"hey I have this really sad but beautiful song about losing touch with someone you were super close with" "Cool what's it called?" "....cock party 2 (better than the first)...."

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Haunted Chocolatier is my GTA6

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My work posted an A1 pic of the twin towers in our brand colors and "Never Forget" with our logo in the corner. Please!!!! Not everyone needs to have a 9/11 post/take

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I ripped such loud ass in the thrift store but honestly, that's what they deserve for them pricing these fuck ass Shein dresses at $10

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm really sad so we're going to the restaurant with good pink lemonade and cheese fries

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🎶 barely paid me enough for the nothing I'm worth 🎶

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

👉🏼👈🏼 do any big strong people in chat wanna give me weight lifting advice? I have access to free weights of increasing sizes about twice a week. I'm not trying to lose weight, just move my body and get jacked

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