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Why does every single commercial, have Mathew McConaughy doing voice over now? And it’s not even him… it’s a voice fake, an audio fraud, an artificial Matthew. Maybe it’s just here… but it’s almost every radio ad now.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 6m

Because corporations have such a great track record at policing themselves. 🙄

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 8m

Fraud, hoax, fake… how Trump describes reality.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 16m

“Nobody is listening to me!!! I”m gonna bomb something!”

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 21m

Argh… gonna have to turn this off… I’m ODing on Trump.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 36m

Stop… just stop.. he’s back in the Oval Office with a bunch of white guys standing behind him again… another press conference… this is like the 3rd or 4th today? Do these MFers actually do anything other than TV spots?

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 1h

I can’t wait until his 9yo son grows up trans And can’t serve in the military. That’s going to be really funny.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 1h

People are posting too many cat videos again on Bluesky

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

Where does he hide his penis?

A man in a dark suit stands with his hands at his sides, partially visible from the chest down. Behind him is a backdrop with horizontal red and white stripes, resembling a flag or banner. A dark, vertical object is visible on the far right.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

I’m not gay or anything but I notice that with Pete Hegseths‘s tight ass polyester pants he wears, it make it blatantly obvious that he’s armed with a very small caliber weapon.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

No it does it to me all the time. It must overrun the cache for the temporary image, and then nukes it. That’s my guess Anyways.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

War suckers and losers

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

Argh.. Bluesky bug #13,845: Posting a photo taken with the camera sometimes posts as black, for some reason.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

He kinda looks like Patton up there.

Pete Hegseth, a man with slicked-back dark hair, wearing a dark suit and striped tie, stands in front of a red and white striped backdrop, resembling the American flag. He is gesturing with his left hand, forming a 'gun' shape with his index finger and thumb extended, while his other fingers are curled. His expression is serious as he looks to the right. Text overlays at the bottom read: 'HEGSETH DELIVERS 'STATE' and 'LINDSEY CLANCY RETURNS TO COURT'.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

Ooh, an overachiever eh?

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

On a scale of 5, how would you rate your intelligence? 1) below average 2) average 3) above average 4) great 5) super

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

“I said bitch please… I wear the pants around this couch”

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

Yeah, check back in a week, when it’s not the shiny new download available.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

Yeah, I’m forgetting all the Facebook losers, who this is their first experience with Ai.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

Venezuela sounds like a pretty sweet place to live.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h

I don’t believe this, sorry. Downloads mean jack squat. I bet there are less than a dozen actual users. 🤷

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

Oh we got pregnant alright… pregnant on Haliburton.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

He uses coupons at Home Depot too

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

Oh come on! I was joking…. [sigh]

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

Ah, so it was affecting his OCD? 😂🤣🤣

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

It’s ToolTime with Trump 🙄 on this week’s episode of “This Old White House…”

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Tim Taylor's Classic Side Eye

ALT: Tim Taylor's Classic Side Eye

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

I don’t think that’s politically correct anymore.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

The help always arrives before the guests.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 3h

Now that the Iraq pullout is complete, he can now claim he’s ended another war.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h

Yeah, you will never convince me Trump isn’t actively destroying America In every way possible. It’s beyond, being an asshat, it’s malicious.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h

We need a theater of engagement for after Iran!

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h

All of the techbro billionaires just last week, were telling us how Ai was going to kill the world. This week the exact same guys are telling us they renamed it to “Si” and everything is perfectly great now, go out and build an extra datacenter. Nothing to see here.

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Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here

ALT: Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h

Right ? Stop giving it cutesy names… if it wants to be called HK8647 then who are we to force a slave name on it?

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h

At least we’d know what we’re working with. 🤷

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h

A drone port on the top of the Supreme Court? Good idea! 😁

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