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Todd Lambert

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 48m
Where does he hide his penis?
A man in a dark suit stands with his hands at his sides, partially visible from the chest down. Behind him is a backdrop with horizontal red and white stripes, resembling a flag or banner. A dark, vertical object is visible on the far right.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 1h
He kinda looks like Patton up there.
Pete Hegseth, a man with slicked-back dark hair, wearing a dark suit and striped tie, stands in front of a red and white striped backdrop, resembling the American flag. He is gesturing with his left hand, forming a 'gun' shape with his index finger and thumb extended, while his other fingers are curled. His expression is serious as he looks to the right. Text overlays at the bottom read: 'HEGSETH DELIVERS 'STATE' and 'LINDSEY CLANCY RETURNS TO COURT'.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 2h
A meme shows Donald Trump speaking at a podium with an American flag behind him. He wears a dark suit, white shirt, and blue tie, gesturing with his left hand and speaking into a microphone. White text overlays the image, stating "KEEP THEM BEANERS" at the top and "OUT OF HERE" at the bottom, conveying a derogatory and exclusionary message.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h
Also see: Judicial Canon
A professional portrait of a woman with long, dark brown hair and light skin, wearing a black judicial robe. She looks directly at the viewer with a calm, gentle smile against a solid blue background.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Ted Cruz’s penis nose is really apparent today.
A close-up, slightly blurry shot of Senator Ted Cruz, a white man with graying hair and a beard, looking down and to his right with a somber expression. He is wearing a dark suit, a white collared shirt, and a dark blue tie with diagonal white stripes. A red 'LIVE' banner is visible in the upper left corner of the image.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Ruh Roh
A screenshot of an AI chat interface on America.gov. The user asks, "TRump said I can have 5000 dollars... why can't I get that?" The AI responds, "There is no official federal program you can apply for today that pays every adult $5,000." It explains that a proposed "Trump Dividend" was described in 2026 but no application or payment schedule was published, and that "Federal payments of that kind normally require Congress to pass a law and an agency (often Treasury/IRS) to run it." The response also differentiates this from past COVID-era payments and a separate White House announcement for $500 "Working Families Obamacare Refunds" for certain people in 30 states, not $5,000 to everyone. It warns against scams and directs users to the USA.gov Benefit Finder for help. Below, suggested questions include "What assistance programs are available for food or housing?" and "How can I check if I qualify for government benefits?"
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 29/09/2026
Catturd has a new job
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27/09/2026
This looks like a good spot for ballpark!
A wide shot of the Grand Teton mountain range under a dramatic sky with scattered clouds. The rugged, snow-capped peaks dominate the upper half of the frame, casting long shadows. In the foreground, a golden-brown field stretches out, dotted with three prominent trees displaying vibrant autumn foliage, with a line of colorful trees and dark green evergreens at the base of the mountains.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 27/09/2026
One nothing burger coming right up
A meme featuring Senator Ted Cruz's face photoshopped onto a fast-food worker in a red cap and apron, standing behind a counter with several burgers. He has a distressed expression and the text overlay reads: "This is Bull sh*t man!"
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
Trump and Xi are bent over looking at the case with the Declaration of Independence in it. Trump tells Xi, “that’s not even the real one! I have the real one in my office, to keep Nicolas Cage from stealing it.”
A group of people, including former President Donald Trump, are seen from behind, observing a historical document displayed in a glass case at the National Archives. Trump, in a dark suit, points towards the document, partially visible as 'NSTITUTION OF THE STATES OF AMERICA,' while other individuals, including three women and another man, also look on. The image is a screenshot from a Fox broadcast with text overlays indicating 'FRIDAY: WASHINGTON, D.C. | NATIONAL ARCHIVES' and 'LIVENOW FROM FOX'.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
Here's what it looks like. Just click it open on paywalled articles, and you now have a bunch of options and tools available to you such as alternate sources, browser tools, even a custom nuke it feature, where you can nuke the paywalls good bye! Great all-around tool to have in your toolbox.
A Firefox browser screenshot displays the 'Unwall' add-on page, which states it helps 'Find archived copies of an article, un-hide text already on the page, and reset metered-article counters.' An open extension popup shows options to 'FIND A COPY' using Wayback Machine or archive.today, 'FIX THIS PAGE' by un-hiding articles, showing embedded text, or removing elements, and 'START OVER' by resetting site data.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
Here's showing off the combined effects, where you can animated stretching effects, etc. To create wholly new characters and maybe even animated characters this way. Their mannerisms, movements, a tick, for instance. It's still very rough to add and configure a bunch of these, but this is cool.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
I've added an effects panel, so you can now add multiple "chatty karens" effects. You can even move the effect over to say, a dog or cat. Each is also tied automatically to an audio source too, so you can add dialogue and script the convos. ALSO you can animate other effects like googly eyes.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
now with the other guy talking
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
I forgot to animate the lips!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
Art of the Deal.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
Ivanka wouldn't be caught dead in such low thread count sheets.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
testing auto lip movement system 😁
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
Pasteurize this!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
You know... we could do entire own episodes of South America like this.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
I'm testing a "chatty karen" mode, that auto syncs with audio, in effect adding auto-lip-syncing. I'm about to get in trouble with this. 😆
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
Fuckin hilarious! Basically one click foreheads and necks (or any other boy part) along with full warp effects too. The best part, they're animate-able too!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
LOL I am playing with a new stretch feature 😆 A forehead builder and a neck stretcher feature.
A close-up portrait of a woman with long dark brown hair, wearing rectangular glasses with decorative temples and large silver geometric earrings. She has a serious expression, with her mouth slightly open showing her teeth, and her gaze directed slightly upwards and to the right. She is wearing a purple top, and the background is a blurred, light-colored outdoor setting.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
A projected screen displays karaoke lyrics for Daryl Hall & John Oates' 'I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)'. The album art for 'Private Eyes' is on the left, showing stylized black and white portraits of the duo. The lyrics 'You got the body, now you want my soul', 'Don't even think about it, say, "No go"', and 'Yeah I, I'll do anything that you want me to' are visible on the right. Below the screen, a white device, a black projector, and a black audio receiver are visible on a surface.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 26/09/2026
You can now import video and audio over your memes and animate it too! FaceSlop.com
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
Change the size of the video on the fly, change from vertical to 16:9, to square:
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
We need a strong foundation to base things
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
lol
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
I've added a new feature that will cut subjects out and allow you to remove the background. You can then add a different background, or animate the cut out, etc... fun fun fun.😁 Try it out: FaceSlop.com
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
When this bitch goes, the whole thing comes down.
A woman with blonde hair and a pink ribbed tank top holds the string of a large, shiny pink heart-shaped balloon. She has a neutral expression, and the text "CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND" is written in pink and black to her right.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
Ten years you will never get back. Ten years off your life. Ten years of trauma and turmoil for nothing. Ten years of everything, turns to shit for everybody not rich already. Ten years of pain and suffering for an entire country. How much do you charge for something like that?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 25/09/2026
“Now, lie on the bed and close your eyes.”
The words 'TRUE LIES' are prominently displayed at the top of this satirical image. A young boy, resembling Barron Trump, kneels in a suit on the left, aiming a camera at a provocatively posed woman, resembling Melania Trump, who stands in dark lace lingerie on the right in a lavish room with ornate furniture and gilded decorations.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
Here is an image card version instead of video, generated from one text field on FaceSlop.com
This is a new long post feature on FaceSlop.com This is an example of a long post video created with FaceSlop.com - it allows you to type as long of a post as you want, and allow people on bsky to view it. It also produces ALT text foraccessibility, and offers "text image cards" as an option as well. The font, the sizing, pacing, background can be an image or color, it comes with pages, scroller and typewriter for those dramatic posts! You can choose the font, text color, you name it. You can create up to 10 text image cards, or up to 3 minute textvideos. Try it out now on FaceSlop.com!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
A brand new feature that I think is pretty cool. The 300 character limit annoys me to no end. So this is a solution I came up to fix that. You can create different types of text scrolling videos or export it out as image text cards as another option. Try it out on FaceSlop.com
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
Two women sit formally on chairs in front of American and Chinese flags. The woman on the left, an Asian official in a dark blue traditional dress, has a thought bubble above her head that reads 'MRS. TRAMP', while Melania Trump in a black dress sits on the right, looking to her side.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
A man with slicked-back dark hair and a woman with a dark bob hairstyle smile directly at the viewer, seated at a table with multiple shot glasses, a tipped-over can, and a glass of red wine. Behind them, an illuminated 'Fox News' sign and a city skyline are visible through a large window at night, conveying a convivial atmosphere.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
Lauren's life lately 👀
Three individuals, two women and one man, basically the definition of threesome, stand in front of a black backdrop patterned with "Turning Point Action" and "America First" logos. The uglier woman on the left wears a red dress and black heels, smiling. The woman in the middle wears a white pantsuit, black top, glasses, and patterned heels, making a fist and a determined expression. The man on the right wears a black polo shirt, dark jeans, and white sneakers, smiling with his hands clasped in front of him. The overall mood is positive and engaged. You can totally tell they were doin it.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
🤷
Xi Jinping and Donald Trump stand on a red carpet before a white Air China plane; Trump, in a black coat, salutes while Xi, in a dark suit, stands formally. The image is heavily overlaid with red scribbles, dashed lines, and abstract shapes, including a fighter jet, heart-like figures, the word 'Trump' in a gothic font surrounded by gray stars, and a thick red line crossing through Trump's chest and a woman's face.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
Lauren Boebert
A meme featuring the 'Spiderman Pointing' template, where three Spidermen are pointing at each other. The central Spiderman is replaced by a semi-transparent image of Lauren Boebert, a woman with long dark hair and glasses, speaking into a microphone with an open mouth expression. The two other Spidermen are pointing at her, and she is also pointing back at the Spiderman on the left, creating a humorous scene of mutual accusation or confusion.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
Here's some screenshots of the new interface tabbed interface with the analytics, which are really really cool! Being able to see how your posts are doing, what times of the day do better, etc... Also, you may have noticed the calendar, I'm working on scheduled posts as the last feature - soon!
A screenshot of a social media analytics dashboard in dark mode, showing various metrics for posts, likes, reposts, quotes, and replies. Key statistics include 7 posts (+1 this week), 24.7k likes (+5552 in 7 days), 5859 reposts (+1208 in 7 days), 1390 replies (+374 in 7 days), and 2615 quotes (+541 in 7 days). A 'Best post' section highlights 15.0k engagement and a new feature allowing users to opt out of posts being shown to non-followers. The interface also displays a calendar for September 2026, with selected dates showing post activity, and a list of individual posts with their engagement metrics (likes, reposts, replies).A dark mode screenshot of the 'Face Slop' web application dashboard, displaying social media post analytics for Bluesky. The interface shows a 'Your posts' summary with 7 posts, 24.7k likes, 5859 reposts, 1390 replies, 2615 quotes, and a 'Best Post' at 15.0k, alongside a heatmap indicating 'Best times' for engagement, highlighting Wednesdays around 10 AM as optimal with an average of 924 engagement per post, and a list of individual posts with their metrics.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
GOD: "Elon, stop playing with yourself!"
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
Operation Ignore The Fucker is working brilliantly!
A meme features a close-up of Donald Trump with a stern, slightly pouting expression, looking directly forward. He is wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and a bright blue tie. Above his head, white text with a black outline reads "WHERE IS EVERYBODY??". A microphone is visible on the right side of the image, and a faint watermark for "faceslop.com" is in the bottom right corner.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 24/09/2026
Dinner
Two racks of glistening, dark brown BBQ ribs and three segments of bright yellow corn on the cob are cooking on a charcoal grill. Glowing red coals are visible beneath the grill grates, and the background shows a blurry outdoor setting with green grass and dirt.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23/09/2026
I've added the ability to add custom text and styling with fonts, so you can create your entire meme in one place! Check it out: FaceSlop.com
A screenshot of the 'Face Slop' web application shows a face-swapping interface. On the left, a 'Base photo' displays a man and a woman in formal attire, with the woman's face selected. In the center, a 'New face' section shows a smiling Black man in a suit. On the right, the 'Result' section displays the woman's face swapped with the man's face, now on Donald Trump's body, with the text 'DADDY IS HOME' overlaid in bold red and white letters. Below the result, there are sliders for 'Size', 'Edge Softness', and 'Colour Match', along with a checkbox for 'Keep the original teeth when the mouth is open' and a text input field.Donald Trump, smiling and giving a thumbs up, stands next to a person with Matt Gaetz's face photoshopped onto a woman's body, wearing a blue dress and white heels. The text "DADDY IS HOME" is overlaid in large red and white letters across the bottom half of the image. In the background, there's a framed painting and an American flag-themed artwork.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23/09/2026
A black and white movie poster features a nude woman, identified as Melania, with a black bar censoring her breasts and her hands covering her groin. The text at the top reads 'A NEWD FILM MELANIA TWENTY BUCKS TO HISTORY,' and at the bottom, 'EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS JANUARY 30' with a 'PG+' rating and 'AMAZON MGM STUDIOS' logo.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 23/09/2026
I'm going to bed... here's a photo I took in Wyoming to look at:
A serene night scene showcases an old, two-story house with a dormer window, subtly lit against a vast, dark blue-green sky teeming with countless stars. A smaller, silhouetted building and dark mountain range are visible in the distant background, all set within a dark, grassy field.
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