Reposted by Todd AlcottMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How is it, then, with the whale? 1432859
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Ku Klux Klan truly was "The Devil's Jazz Band." 062
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No Pay-Per-View? That's just leaving money on the table. 2100
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Doug Skinner is the most talented man I've ever known. He has a new collection of songs out that is a real stunner. If you are a fan of Tom Lehrer, but wished he was a little bit smarter, you will adore this album. dougskinner.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo... 020
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I cannot top this. Art by @stillrealdesigns at IG 03111
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I read to them, then sang them Beatles songs as lullabies. Not "Helter Skelter" or anything but you get the idea. 120
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Guys guys guys, you can hate Digger and still believe climate change is real 040
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A fascinating new documentary from Bowie's gastroenterologist: 070
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026People keep saying Digger is our generation's Dr. Strangelove, but it's a lot more like our generation's Megalopolis. 010
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026MOVIEGOERS: Give us something new and different! HOLLYWOOD: [Digger] MOVIEGOER: Wait wait wait wait wait 1151
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And the actual last sentence of the novel, newly discovered, will turn out to be "Okay, so, if you get this, give me a call. Bye. It's Herman. Bye. Okay. Bye." 051
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My hot take on Moby-Dick: There is a supposed to be a comma in the first sentence. "Call me, Ishmael." And then the rest of the novel is the voice-to-text message left for Ishmael. 1101
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Who's the cute young couple? Why, that's good ol' Charlie Manson, marrying his teen sweetheart Rosalie Willis in 1955. Good luck, kids! 061
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Look at this comic for two hours and nine minutes. Congratulations! Now you don't have to see Digger. 0173
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Meanwhile, here's Lou Reed with some of his colleagues at Pickwick Records in 1965. 2112
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That moment, along with George W. Bush's pathetic, stupid, racist response to the flood was what finally realized that Republicans don't merely care if we live or die, but that they actively want us to die so that they can take our property and sell it to the highest bidder. Fuck them all. 1162
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Before I knew Dennis Hastert as a child molester, I knew him as the Republican who, during Katrina, reviewed aerial footage of the Ninth Ward of New Orleans and said, on camera, when he knew people were watching, "Well, we can just bulldoze all those houses, put up hotels." 1269
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Samuel Beckett plays, re-packaged in the style of Stephen King paperbacks from the 1980s: 0124
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For October, I'll be posting some of my favorites from the Horror Tarot: toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com 073
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Next time the gang plays Secret Hitler I'm bringing my 137-year-old grandfather from Argentina 040
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Adolf Hitler had to write an essay about why genocide is bad before he was allowed to retire to Argentina. 0141
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Wherever there's a pile of rotting meat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a trash bag bursting in the sun, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way maggots squirm when they molt. An’ when we find a glistening lump of shit in the grass, –why, I’ll be there too.” -- if Tom Joad had been born a housefly 021
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Francis Scott Key later became a baseball umpire, but he got tired of people yelling at him "OH SAY, CAN YOU SEE?" 040
Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026IDEA FOR A TV SHOW: Undocumented workers lay traps for child molesters, titled ALIEN VS PREDATOR 1196
