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Kenny P

@todaysken.bsky.social
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have resting dumb guy voice...and face.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🙏 Swift justice to Vladimir Putin
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🧡✊
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how I see every Cyber Truck. Custom paint job, or no.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤔 Maybe we could get Bruce McCulloch to give the official apology. youtu.be/EW1pxrW7_4I
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Kids in the Hall - Sorry...
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@claybennett.bsky.social
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like it's easy enough to cheese 😉
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤷 This one didn't work out, but the government ai is serving up some gems.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Asking Ukraine to surrender land to Russia; - solves nothing - encourages Russia to do this again More importantly... - abandons civilians living in occupation - doesn't stop the killing, abuse, torture, slavory
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PKs Powerfromspace1 🚀 Last Angry Bernie Brother cast adrift 😒 @powerfromspace1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@garrykasparov.bsky.social Almost all Chinese components (US also) and used every day to murder Ukrainian civilians. But Trump fawns over Xi, invites Putin to the G20, and complains Zelenskyy won't make a deal. x.com/kasparov63/s...
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The view from Canada youtu.be/WJ40g0KKQAM
youtu.be
Natalie Harp updates President Donald Trump! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
YouTube video by 22 Minutes
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Periodically, we get a poorly paid Ottawa intern to call Washington and ask "The boss wants to know if y'all are done with this horseshit yet...no? Okay, I'll call back in a month."
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fear? Or cult-like allegiance? Not sure which would be more concerning.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember when the USA cracked down on trade with Canada over fentanyl?
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Only Trump" what? Can meet with Xi?
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nirvana the Band the Show is on Disney+. I have a theory that they don't actually know what a band is. They seem to think it's a dramatic monologue set to piano music.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😯 ...K, but why the Onion gotta roast me though?
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love this argument from both 🇺🇸 and 🇨🇦 conservatives "I can't help but notice Carney gets more popular the more he attacks Trump" ...So, he's doing what the Canadian voters want and elected him to do for popularity? Isn't that just functioning democracy? 🤷 youtube.com/shorts/PchxC...
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Canadian Conservative Gets Called Out
YouTube video by Destiny Clips
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact: On Saturn's moon Titan, there's a lake made of methane, ethane, propane, and butane called Lake Ontario (or Ontario Lacus). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario...
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Ontario Lacus - Wikipedia
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I suppose everyone becomes a "far left democrat" if you stretch that overton window far enough to the right.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How's that capitulation working out for you Denmark?
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Americans with a vote and representation in the house and senate: "oh my gas prices are too high 😢" The rest of the world (also with high gas prices caused by America):
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fun fact: everyone on Fox News who's been there since the pandemic have managed to keep their job through a vaccine mandate 🤔.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This isn't good. One step forward for Canadian sovereignty, two steps back. www.cp24.com/news/world/2...
cp24.com
Trump claims Denmark agrees to give U.S. ‘permanent control’ over Greenland security
The alleged deal comes amid Trump's repeated desire for the U.S. to annex or purchase Greenland.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PM Mark Carney speaks at Liberal Caucus - Sept 18, 2026 #Canada
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every actual Trump scandal sounds like one they'd make up about a Democrat.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😐 Who's gonna tell Europe?
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine spending hard earned money to learn how to end up like this guy. Young men need to be taught strength, if you have it, is a gift. Be thankful for it, but unless you're using it to protect the weak & vulnerable, you're squandering it. You don't deserve respect & you're no "alpha".
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MariaNafoFella with a nicest hammer 🔨 🇸🇪 🇺🇦 @marianafofella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
russia is a permanent member in the UN security council. This is fcking insane.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is it so unbelievable that they'd demand we remove french from packaging? youtu.be/2A-kgeFnnVg
youtu.be
ESCALATION: Trump threatens DRAMATIC response over Canada's Europe move
YouTube video by Fox Business
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Something I just noticed. I'm not criticising looks in that sexualised "hotness" sense, but that inner beauty you can see pouring out. With that in mind, image search post-truth populist causes versus those against post-truth causes.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some US media are saying he PM Carney joked when he said: “I’m not proposing a third bloc in order to become a great power rival — only with better manners” Those paying attention to PM Carney’s strategy know: That wasn’t really a joke.😏😂🇨🇦🇪🇺 🎥 Credit: CPAC Live / YouTube ❤️🇪🇺🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🇪🇺❤️
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Canada is our BFF! Store water & food b4 it's all bad! @austin-native.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dolly was the real deal. She walked the talk. Love you, Dolly.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/Ct1Kl...
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Canada just swiped right on an entire continent
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How it started / How it's going...
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If this were true (it isn't), he's saying Carney only "blew up the deal" because the Canadian voters overwhelmingly wanted to give the Americans a collective 🖕. 🤔 So I guess it's partially true. youtube.com/shorts/yb-Xp...
youtube.com
Canada ‘blew up’ trade deal with U.S. to gain political leverage: Lutnick
YouTube video by CTV News
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heated Policy 🔥🍁🇨🇦🇪🇺
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Susan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦🥊🐶 @bellwhitworth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
IFLOZ delivers our laugh for the day 😅 ifloz.substack.com/p/europe-jus...
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EUROPE JUST PROPOSED TO CANADA ON LIVE TV. TRUMP WASN'T EVEN FUCKING INVITED TO THE WEDDING
Four days from anonymous leak to standing ovation. While Trump banned cheese and Putin rented an army, a bloke playing 6D chess quietly got Canada engaged to an entire continent.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks Alberta. Let's see some of this same energy Oct 19th ✊
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WOIMS 2026 @cashbrowns.bsky.social
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now that I'm European (🇨🇦), I guess I'll need some new outfits.
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trade war be like...
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the future woke Canadan libérals want. 😏 🔼 🙌 youtu.be/38rvtcwhuw4
youtu.be
Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How it's going...
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thanks Sally. I suggest we make Sally Field exempt of all counter-tariffs. 🤔 @mark-carney.bsky.social maybe we could send her a gift basket of soft lumber and potash? www.ctvnews.ca/entertainmen...
ctvnews.ca
Sally Field shouts out ‘our neighbours, our friends’ in Canada during Emmy Awards
Canada’s rocky relationship with the United States made its way to Hollywood on Monday night as Sally Field accepted a top prize at the Emmy Awards, while actors also paid tribute to the late Catherin...
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Assuming we survive WW3 (a big assumption) we won't recognize the world on the other side. youtu.be/fWRa9KyAUgA
youtu.be
This AI-designed drone tricks your eyes into not seeing it
YouTube video by Live Science
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Kenny P @todaysken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I actually drove past this last week. I hadn't heard about it yet and a kid on a bike was checking it out. Great idea. Good job 👍 guelphtoday.com/local-news/palmerston-man-spreading-joy-in-his-community-one-hot-wheels-at-a-time-12765855
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Palmerston man spreading joy in his community, one Hot Wheels at a time
Dillon Williams recently installed a little free library for Hot Wheels in his front yard
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