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I hate the Jubilee Line. It’s broken so often and every other route home takes absolutely ages

Honestly I think someone may have tried to dissolve a body in acid and put it down the sink. I mean, I wouldn’t entirely put it past one or two of the people who I work with. The only thing worse I’ve ever smelled was a roadkill fox in the summer. Sorry that’s very gross at almost lunchtime

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I did sort of like the City fans doing a riff on the Hull chant - “you got mauled by the cheaters”

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Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I currently have a cold and a severely reduced sense of smell, but the stink coming from the kitchen sink at work as the maintenance crew are fixing it is absolutely disgusting. I can’t imagine how gross it is for people who can smell things 🤢

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Oh come on, this is marvellous work and deserves way more love

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Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Tortoise packed away for his 47th hibernation with us. Hopefully we will see him again in the spring. Always seems a little bit of a marker of the change in seasons

Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

First real autumnal days and already got a sore throat. Boo!

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Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There’s probably a joke where the punchline is naan binary but I can’t quite think of what it should be

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Index of multiple deprivation might be a possibility if you want an income and health dimension at very small geographic locations

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I had a quick look and I don’t think the Essex stuff can be correct. It gives a score to East Cambridgeshire of 0.02 which would make it a socialist paradise where everyone has equal income

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I’ve not looked at the data, but would expect London would have quite high income inequality, as even though average income is higher it’s really skewed, so a score closer to 1 is more unequal, whereas 0 is total equality

Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes but only as @oddthisday.bsky.social did a thread on it a while ago

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If it doesn’t open with the narrator saying “welcome to the stage of history” I’m walking out before the titles have finished

Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is it being held at Heathrow ’spoons?

Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But will happily repost AI slop of ‘why doesn’t Britain look like this anymore’ on their facebook

I can’t believe that you’re saying that is scruffy! I can’t read my own writing because it’s so bad and it’s why I type everything

Lisa Godson @lisagdub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Reposted by Toby Nutley

Jeffrey Archer dead - letter from the English Collective of Prostitutes following his conviction for perjury and a few months after Monica Coughlan's death

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Ok, it’s been more than 3 hours and no one has said it, so I will. Nice beaver 🦫

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I thought whale before I got to the alt text

Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was going to say this should be a film, but having read it all I think about 3 seasons on Netflix would just about give enough time to cover it

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I think tonight was the moment I officially realised I am very old. I was trying to explain the KLF to someone aged 40 and they’d never heard of them. I then looked on Wikipedia and they split in 1992, making a 40 year old just 6 at the time. Anyway youtu.be/pC_zffOenk8?...

youtu.be

The KLF - Last Train To Trancentral (Live From The Lost Continent) (Official Video)

YouTube video by KLF

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Toby Nutley @tobynutley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You just know he was bragging to all his friends