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tobi

@tobbywobby.bsky.social
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks apple. im fucking worKING ON ITTY
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
weapons,,, hail caesar,,,, now cocaine bear,,,,,, i need this man carnally
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
alden ehrenreich im on all fours barking again hes soooo fucking hot in cocaine bear
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
like my insurance fully covers the bills it just hurts so much to have it go through me and come through MY bank account
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it should be illegal to sens me medical invoices to send through to my health insurance bc man. looking at my bank account to see 1000+ euros and then immediately realising i have to use it on a fucking medical bill has me SCREAMINGGG
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 18/01/2026
double date [2024]
A comic with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Trixie, and Starlight Glimmer on a double date.
p1: Rainbow is ranting while Fluttershy smiles cheerfully at her. Starlight is speaking calmly, and Trixie is staring at Fluttershy worriedly. RD: ...and the kangaroo doesn't even talk for the rest of the movie! It's just a stupid dream sequence! He barely even raps in it, and I'm just supposed to accept that?! Come on!! SG: Well, I can see how that'd be frustrating but I don't know that you can sue the general concept of "the movies"
p2: the focus shifts to Fluttershy and Trixie.
p3: Trixie tries to smile. T: So... you, uh, like anima-- F, smiling: We don't have to talk
p4: Trixie looks away while Fluttershy continues to smile at the offscreen Rainbow Dash
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
idk the lady said she was gonna discuss it w the insurance im just like ok idk im in the middle of a move im so stressed im crying at everything
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doesnt help that im listening to death cab
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
idk what to think of all of this. i shot myself in the foot by quitting. im not Specifically getting treated for depression and anxiety so im not working to get better. i want to fucking kill myself
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
had a phone call w the uwv and id accidentally left an instagram post open so it was soundtracked by subway surfer music i mistakenly thought was coming from the other side. i want to lie down and cry so hard but im in my mostly empty flat crying on the floor
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
highkey every phone call makes me have a fucking panic attack
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 19/02/2026
how it feels to be a boy with a Secret
Elijah Wood in a turtleneck with the sleeves over his hands. He's shyly looking up. Very coy and flirtatious. He's on a starry background
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 20/09/2026
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
KUT INTELLIGENTIE
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 16/09/2026
Enjoying some me-time 💻
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me: im in the middle of a move i probably shouldnt be Collecting more Stuff also me: HAHAHAHAA YEASSSSS
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
long time no see
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i NEEEDDDD to look like this
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
never felt much for robert de niro but im watching jackie brown and tgid man has me on all fours BARKINGGGG
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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.artemis. | super SPOOKY @artemisstars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i want to try this
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/09/2026
Point being, I wrote this to heal Britain.
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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twist @twist.dog · 31/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
she had to grab it from behind the counter specially for me :3c like she was just gushing and so excited it was v sweet
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
had to wait a half hour at amsterdam centraal so i popped into lush and asked for this one perfume and the saleswoman was SO excited bc the perfume is going out of stock and she was so happy to maje me happy with the second to last bottle yippee
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
👀👉👈
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
so sick of being asked to work unreasonable hours. "oh can you work today from 2 to 10 even though you have a morning shift tomorrow which means you have to get up at 4.30 so if you fall asleep normally youll only get 5 hours of sleep max?" girl what do you think.
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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eleanor, the @isotridecanol.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
its been so long coming,,, shes finally in sight, my beautiful wife top surgery,,,,
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
will be spending the holidays in recovery most likely but idgaf a great excuse to dip out of Family Events
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
daydreaming about boobless fully recovered birthday,,,,, oughghgh
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the lady on the phone was apologetic about the first available date was 4 december but i was like girl i have 4 concerts between now and late november i was Hoping for december
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
its insane how much this has improved my mood. like yea the next few momths will still be a haze of moving house and insecurity but boobless winter,,,, she will be upon us
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
its official 105 days until top surgery were counting down bitch!!!!
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
will call them back tomorrow morning. ooooouhghgh ill have an Actual Date,,,,
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FUCK DUDE I MISSED A PHONE CALL TO PLAN MY MASTECTOMY BC OF FUCKING WORK AAAAUGGGHG
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I 💦Cum💦 on Smexy Dragon Tails @bananly.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guys this is literally my very very last shot at staying in deventer everyone pray for me
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