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@tobbywobby.bsky.social
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 12h
it should be illegal to sens me medical invoices to send through to my health insurance bc man. looking at my bank account to see 1000+ euros and then immediately realising i have to use it on a fucking medical bill has me SCREAMINGGG
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 18/01/2026
double date [2024]
A comic with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Trixie, and Starlight Glimmer on a double date.
p1: Rainbow is ranting while Fluttershy smiles cheerfully at her. Starlight is speaking calmly, and Trixie is staring at Fluttershy worriedly. RD: ...and the kangaroo doesn't even talk for the rest of the movie! It's just a stupid dream sequence! He barely even raps in it, and I'm just supposed to accept that?! Come on!! SG: Well, I can see how that'd be frustrating but I don't know that you can sue the general concept of "the movies"
p2: the focus shifts to Fluttershy and Trixie.
p3: Trixie tries to smile. T: So... you, uh, like anima-- F, smiling: We don't have to talk
p4: Trixie looks away while Fluttershy continues to smile at the offscreen Rainbow Dash
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
highkey every phone call makes me have a fucking panic attack
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 19/02/2026
how it feels to be a boy with a Secret
Elijah Wood in a turtleneck with the sleeves over his hands. He's shyly looking up. Very coy and flirtatious. He's on a starry background
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 20/09/2026
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 16/09/2026
Enjoying some me-time 💻
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me: im in the middle of a move i probably shouldnt be Collecting more Stuff also me: HAHAHAHAA YEASSSSS
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
long time no see
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
never felt much for robert de niro but im watching jackie brown and tgid man has me on all fours BARKINGGGG
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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.artemis. | super SPOOKY @artemisstars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i want to try this
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/09/2026
Point being, I wrote this to heal Britain.
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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twist @twist.dog · 31/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
had to wait a half hour at amsterdam centraal so i popped into lush and asked for this one perfume and the saleswoman was SO excited bc the perfume is going out of stock and she was so happy to maje me happy with the second to last bottle yippee
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
so sick of being asked to work unreasonable hours. "oh can you work today from 2 to 10 even though you have a morning shift tomorrow which means you have to get up at 4.30 so if you fall asleep normally youll only get 5 hours of sleep max?" girl what do you think.
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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eleanor, the @isotridecanol.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
its official 105 days until top surgery were counting down bitch!!!!
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FUCK DUDE I MISSED A PHONE CALL TO PLAN MY MASTECTOMY BC OF FUCKING WORK AAAAUGGGHG
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I 💦Cum💦 on Smexy Dragon Tails @bananly.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
guys this is literally my very very last shot at staying in deventer everyone pray for me
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
finihed watching years & years and im very normal
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cee @cee.wtf · 14/08/2026
im never leaving seattle
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
guys i should probably invest in a body pillow for my sleep apnea can someone PLEASE design a body pillow sheet for me itll motivate me
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YUK FUN @yukfunwow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
tabling at a ceramics fair
Two panels from a black and white comic. In the left panel a cat character is standing behind a table of novelty teapots. A customer is saying "these teapots bring me such joy! I'll buy three." The cat character is saying "so kind!". In the right panel a different customer is saying "this is weird and expensive" while holding up a teapot. The cat character looks deflated and is saying "oh".
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Laura Mabingi (Laz) @midearthling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Manga page from "Way of the House Husband" (i think?). A guy is literally blasting other guys away with the revelation that he's never used chatgpt in his life. (The original page he said smoking)
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
everyone and their grabdma is coming to deventer freaking city today
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
FELLAS I CAN FUCKING HEAR AGAIN ITS SO OVER
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ok time to douse my ear canals in almond oil again ❤️
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ive been watching the promised land on my phone during work breaks and ok. i get the mads mikkelsen thirst now. put that old man in historical clothes and im on all fours barking.
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
guys dont worry my day was SOOOOO normal ❤️
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
went to the gp to get my ears flushed out. now theyre EVEN MORE STUFFED.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/07/2026
how I'm tryna be
vintage Pyrex packaging showing an anthropomorphic bottle captioned 
boil me
chill me
see if I care
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
deeply annoying that creative breakthroughs don’t come on schedule from direct work but from things like “open-ended conversations with interesting people” and “doing nothing”
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Oh man i woke up this morning and the city name and exact time appeared in the lower left with clicky-clack typewriter sounds. Bro i do not have time for this shit
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i looove doing things solo,,, it started w movies, then cafés and concerts,,,, my next big hurdle is going to a restaurant solo
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cyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026
time to post my absolutely favorite meme
wrestling ceo meme, 4 panels
1. $6 artisinal soda
2. old timey apothecary label
3. "made from real barlow root or something
4. IT SUCKS SHIT
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tobi @tobbywobby.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
litchrally filling up my autumn w a shutton of concerts,,,
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