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Toasty

@toastycrumpets.bsky.social
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Awkward nerd. Bi/Vers. Single. Gym. Music. Videogames. Movies. Nature. Enya & Death Metal. Introvert. Atheist. Sceptic. Anti Fascist. Pro Science. 34. *NSFW*

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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pretty sure I haven’t tasted cock in over a year :c
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
empathy is toxic, bro
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying “Stop” above his head.
Pink Guy yells, “HELP! PULL THE LEVER!”
Blue Guy casually says “No can do, bro. Empathy is toxic”

Panel 2:
The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says “Caring is weakness, bro”

Panel 3:
The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are “What’s in it for me, bro?”
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Danger Dobie @dangerdoberman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Just thinkin about big bones
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Platinumeggs 🔜 MFF26 @platinumeggs.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Ok you’ve been good, here’s your treat
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Have you been a good pup?
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I got neutered for Halloween 😞
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
👉👈
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moké @mokejumps.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
🪵
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Joining me in the gym?
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Pup Hyperion💙🌙✨ @puphyperion.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
May my bone be your guiding key, that’s the quote right?🐶💙✨
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Comrade Cumrag 🐶 @cuffs.slut.dog · 07/07/2025
Coach thinks you need more training. Good boys obey better when Boar stink fills their brains. Huff deep and be a good boy for me, pup.
Smelly, sweaty Coach pits and bulge.
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Itakiso! 🔞 @itakiso.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Raffle time!! Gonna give one (1) full body piece away for FREE! If we magically hit 1k followers before the raffle is over I will announce a second winner! Winner(s) will be revealed on July 9! All the usual stuff: ☑️ Follow ♻️ Repost 💬 Comment Ref sheet 18+ only!! Good luck! ❤️
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
First ever NSFW commission! Be gentle with him, he’s shy.
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Weredog! @were.dog · 23/05/2025
💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winner announced Fri 6th June. GOOD LUCK! 🍀 T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Haven’t had an OC for like… 15 years. Was probably about time for a new one! Super happy with how he turned out Thanks @carlosjarlos.bsky.social
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This was popular on Telegram so here, have a lazy dick pic
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anyim / añaña @anyim.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
bouncy bulge
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WardM0de @wardm0de.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Most people rejected his message. They hated him cus he spoke the truth
A furry in a leopard suit prays. A purple wolf gazes over him from the sky surrounded by clouds and light. Text on image the says “clean out”
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rato but evil (🔜GH, NFC) @ratokkoy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
dude.... maybe go get showered first #furry #furryart
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I need to remember to post more here, but just a reminder that I kinda want this to be more of a chill space as opposed to Twitter. I often get caught up in “social discourse” over there & I know it gets a bit much for people, which is fair, so expect more just casual posting and lewds here.
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Fuckin’ 🥵
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Smooch My Sheath @helplessleaf.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Good puppies sniff sheaths~ #yiff #murrsuit #sysundies #sheath
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If anyone knows any music like this please hit me up. I’m in the mood to explore some more. open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
open.spotify.com
Nightfall
2024 Wrapped
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
First day stretching my balls. Wish me luck.
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Kierenshep @sheppy.gay · 08/01/2025
It's all about efficiency
You always think you have a lot of kinks until you look back and realize how many kinks you used to have when you thought you had a lot of kinks
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Nitro Sheef 💄 @knottynitro.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Let’s hang out together~ 🍆🍒 #fursuit #fatcockfriday #fcf #fatnuts #irlnudes #nsfw 📸 @unomasad.bsky.social
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It’s that time of year to post my favourite Christmas video again. youtu.be/A1X3d2zWx94?...
youtu.be
Mariah Manson - "All I Want For Christmas is the Beautiful People"
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Are likes hidden on here? I thought that was just a Twitter thing
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Yet again I took a work nap and woke up horny for some reason
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Something distracting you?
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Blueroo @blueroo.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
"Oliver" 2024 Acrylic, Alcohol Markers, Spray Paint on Canvas 1015mm × 1015mm
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
What’re you doing down there?
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Statiik ⚠️⚡️MP @statiik.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Fall also means hoodie time! And a guy's gotta keep his friends warm, too, so stick whatever you need to into here, hehe. #furryart #pokemon
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Forgot to share pics of my first nude beach trip!
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Bumper sticker: “It’s ok to not be ok.” Me: “It’s ok to not be ok but it’s not really ok to not be ok because it’s much better to not be not ok so let’s get you ok, ok? Ok.”
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Cawk
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I'm dumb, I have no taste, I dress lousy, I have bad opinions, and I stink ❤️
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Sweaty. Smelly.
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Toasty @toastycrumpets.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
I probably should probably start posting here right? Have some penis to start :3
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