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@toastedrice.bsky.social
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An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Always open to noodle soup recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb. 36 MD

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Charlie8234 @charlie8234.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Officer I can neither confirm nor deny who I was talking about
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Not very effective if so
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
And Bad(TM)
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Of course not.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Okay so I have this petition for you to sign
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
There’s so much guys, nevermind
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Okay unironically need miso soup now
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Well who is Alan and why isn’t he here
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
That would be hilarious if that’s what I meant
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
You are the strongest soldier
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Look I’m not proud of what I said.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Only used for good!
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Come on by
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My morning wood has been like, aggressive the past few weeks
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Okay but what that mouth do
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
I think if I were to go back in time and tell my younger self to invest in a different instrument, it would have been euphonium or French horn. (I did trumpet and flute.)
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
(The Cadets’ “The Zone” show from 2005) youtu.be/GR02Fm3e3eI?...
youtu.be
2005 Cadets Finals (High Quality)
YouTube video by Jeff Gray
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 4h
Just cried over an old drum corps video from 2005, yeah I’m doing okay why are you asking
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DILFinTraining - Camp Woodpecker 11/12 thru 11/15 @icefalcon63.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
May I interest you in some belly? #gaybear
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med-nerd96.bsky.social @med-nerd96.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Should I shave? 🪒
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 5h
Like I’ve never done it intentionally but who knows, maybe time to try
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chivirin.bsky.social @chivirin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#fcf
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 14h
Need it again, so bad
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ZaddyVers of Madness @rxd410.bsky.social · 14h
THICK AF
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My DMs on here are just a graveyard of deleted profiles
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Take it out on my hole
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Wine Daddy of Philadelphia @winedaddy89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning, boys
Portrait of a gay man posing naked in his bathroom mirrorClose up of a gay man showing off his fat uncut coxk
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My morning wood has been like, aggressive the past few weeks
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Neil Rey 🦦 (18+) @neilrey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy Jocktober!
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My brain is telling me that it’s time to get back into anonymous sex, but my aging knees disagree
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What in the world is a kiss attack?
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🍂Carlos🍂 @xkeybladeuserx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Beefy, hairy and girthy cock
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hi Siri, please interpret whatever I wrote in my notes from this meeting while I was overwhelmed
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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
remember when this website was much smaller and i used to post dick every friday?
naked mirror selfie of me flexing one bicep
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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy jocktober!!
selfie in which you see my bare backside just wearing a jock in the mirror behind me
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ZaddyVers of Madness @rxd410.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying to turn a hottie into a fucked hottie 😈 #FCF
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Pool Profundity @baycorn22.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Focus
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Angry Alt @angryalt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your hole should be wrapped around me for #FCF
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hessop93.bsky.social @hessop93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy #fcf boys!
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just another alt 🦦 @anotherotteralt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
goon morning / #fcf
Nude for fat cock Friday: laying on my bed with cum on my chest, hairy dick
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AlAvalon97 @alavalon97.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heading to Chicago for the first time for the weekend 😘 any places I should check out?
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Enjoy this semi for FCF
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NickAfterDark 🔞 @nickafterdark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s kinda ridiculous honestly #fcf
My erect cock
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder how many #fcf posts accidentally get tagged as “fcc”. Followers of the Federal Communications Commission can have some pole, as a treat.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @toastedrice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just turned down two major opportunities, for a couple of reasons, one of which is that I am simply so deeply burned out that it wouldn’t be responsible for me to take them on. And now, I feel stressed about that choice, even if the rational part of my brain says it was the right thing to do.
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