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Tiny Businessman

@tnybsmn.bsky.social
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I am very small, it's a medical condition

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Does anyone else wonder what their life would be like if they were taller? Is that just me? Am I the only businessman alive to have ever thought this ever?
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No Brenda, I didn't take your documents out of the printer. How the fuck would I do that, huh? You think I'd drag the paper on the floor, Brenda? Like an animal, Brenda? Calling me an animal now, these attacks are beneath you. And so what if I took them? That's no excuse to berate me in this manner.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I just got more hours! Which means that I'll be able to make more money and support my family! This is the worst day of my tiny life.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Don't you mean they characteristics?
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It should be illegal to get sick, the government should start arresting diseases. Is there anywhere I can send a complaint to get this done?
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
HR cannot contain me. I am beyond the need for "work appropriate humor"
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Quarterly reports aren't worth it, babes.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
For anyone else who was affected by it, I apologize for accidentally tripping over the big plug that controls the Internet. It took me all day, but I FINALLY managed to plug it back in! Now I can continue tiny posting all night long!
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I almost tripped down the stairs. It was terrifying, a potential five foot drop. I'm lucky I survived...
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It should be illegal to have to do more than two things at a time.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don't really like getting political on my business account but, come one. One whole dollars for a full tank? One??? This is unsustainable! How is anyone expected to keep this up???
An image of a jar attached to an
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
FYI the Easter Bunny is real. It's a real magic rabbit whose goal is to lay its eggs across the world. But it's still a rabbit. Rabbits don't lay eggs. It doesn't really get much done but hurt itself...
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I've been lying to you all. April fools. I'm not actually this tiny in real life. I'm actually a fairly average size, and pretending to be small as a joke on the Internet. I'm not actually tiny, I'm just small. You've all been made the fool.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My favorite part of the mandatory Sunday company morale meeting is not being allowed to move along until we clap loud enough for it to convince the Bossman we actually like him and don't want him to choke to death on the complimentary breath mints.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Six inch vertical leap
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I've learned today that I can't count past, like, 30... But that's okay! I have computer for that! Yaay! Computer, haha, yippee!
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I am also in this image! Can you see me? Tee-hee
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
None of you know my name.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
People of Internet: Would this line help a guy like me (Small) pick up women like you (if you are one)? "Hello there baby, I am a business man and I would like to spread your sheets."
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I had a wonderful dream last night but I don't remember how it ended. I blame the woke
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Are you alright?
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hey everyone, it's me, that man who does business and is also very very small. I just wanted to say: hello.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Despite the "recommendations" of HR, I remain adamant that sucking and fucking is the ONLY way to save the company!
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I've solved the paper shredder problem.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
God forbid we discover the straight mofububble
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Overexerted myself trying to lift a particularly heavy thing (Quarter on the ground). I will not be available for several days while I recover.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ugh! I don't wanna go to work! It's a whole eight hours of scrolling social medias! I'd rather be at home, scrolling social media for eight hours! Not at work!
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's been a while, I've been undergoing some personal growth. Not enough unfortunately, but at least I gained an extra inch!
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
[THIS BANGER ASS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR BEING TOO BADASS]
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Meredith from acquisitions has been foaming at the mouth all this morning. I'm a bit concerned for her. When she savagely attacked Johnson for looking at her wrong I thought it was just a #girlboss moment but now I'm not so sure...
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Merry holiday! Your holiday present is...me! Come get your gift! I'm stuck in a stocking on the seventh floor break room! They forgot about me and closed down the building for the holidays! Please send help! I'm running out of candy canes!
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Alright look man we get it life got you more lemons. Maybe try a meringue? A pie? Clearly the drink is not the solution to the lemon issue
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
...or she
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
God's opinion is irrelevant, he isn't your primary consumer base, he won't improve your profit margins or boost your portfolio.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Technically my name is "Tony Businessman" but my mom fucked up her vowels on my birth certificate.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I'm tiny, and business
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Thank you all for following me! And for those who haven't: 🥺
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Some numbers have more than one digit, this has ruined everything
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I wish I could help 😞
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Toby Maguire was in The Mask???
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Was he in that movie? I wasn't able to see over the seats at the theater so I wouldn't know.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pervert trans sex killed my dad. He deserved it but still 😞
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
*To the tune of "Baby it's Cold Outside"* "I really can't stay Baby, it's cold outside I've got to go away Baby, it's cold outside This evening has been Hoping that you'd drop in So, very nice I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice"
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
All of the adult material I watched regarding places of businesses greatly deceived me to what this job would entail. I have seen zero penises on the premises besides my own! This is outrageous!
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sometimes you just decide to say something at the end of year meeting that makes everyone remember your presence in the world. Usually it's not a good thing but still it's nice to be acknowledged.
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
My mammaries are too small to produce a profitable amount of fluid 😞
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I can assure you that I, Tiny Businessman, have zero ulterior motives for sucking up to someone
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
They changed the icon of this butterfly on my phone to a slightly darker shade of blue. This is unacceptable
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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Explains why 🇺🇸 is at war with them I suppose
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