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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Does anyone else wonder what their life would be like if they were taller? Is that just me? Am I the only businessman alive to have ever thought this ever?

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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

No Brenda, I didn't take your documents out of the printer. How the fuck would I do that, huh? You think I'd drag the paper on the floor, Brenda? Like an animal, Brenda? Calling me an animal now, these attacks are beneath you. And so what if I took them? That's no excuse to berate me in this manner.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I just got more hours! Which means that I'll be able to make more money and support my family! This is the worst day of my tiny life.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It should be illegal to get sick, the government should start arresting diseases. Is there anywhere I can send a complaint to get this done?

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

HR cannot contain me. I am beyond the need for "work appropriate humor"

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Quarterly reports aren't worth it, babes.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

For anyone else who was affected by it, I apologize for accidentally tripping over the big plug that controls the Internet. It took me all day, but I FINALLY managed to plug it back in! Now I can continue tiny posting all night long!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I almost tripped down the stairs. It was terrifying, a potential five foot drop. I'm lucky I survived...

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It should be illegal to have to do more than two things at a time.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I don't really like getting political on my business account but, come one. One whole dollars for a full tank? One??? This is unsustainable! How is anyone expected to keep this up???

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

FYI the Easter Bunny is real. It's a real magic rabbit whose goal is to lay its eggs across the world. But it's still a rabbit. Rabbits don't lay eggs. It doesn't really get much done but hurt itself...

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I've been lying to you all. April fools. I'm not actually this tiny in real life. I'm actually a fairly average size, and pretending to be small as a joke on the Internet. I'm not actually tiny, I'm just small. You've all been made the fool.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My favorite part of the mandatory Sunday company morale meeting is not being allowed to move along until we clap loud enough for it to convince the Bossman we actually like him and don't want him to choke to death on the complimentary breath mints.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I've learned today that I can't count past, like, 30... But that's okay! I have computer for that! Yaay! Computer, haha, yippee!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

People of Internet: Would this line help a guy like me (Small) pick up women like you (if you are one)? "Hello there baby, I am a business man and I would like to spread your sheets."

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I had a wonderful dream last night but I don't remember how it ended. I blame the woke

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Hey everyone, it's me, that man who does business and is also very very small. I just wanted to say: hello.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Despite the "recommendations" of HR, I remain adamant that sucking and fucking is the ONLY way to save the company!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I've solved the paper shredder problem.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Overexerted myself trying to lift a particularly heavy thing (Quarter on the ground). I will not be available for several days while I recover.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Ugh! I don't wanna go to work! It's a whole eight hours of scrolling social medias! I'd rather be at home, scrolling social media for eight hours! Not at work!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

It's been a while, I've been undergoing some personal growth. Not enough unfortunately, but at least I gained an extra inch!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

[THIS BANGER ASS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR BEING TOO BADASS]

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Meredith from acquisitions has been foaming at the mouth all this morning. I'm a bit concerned for her. When she savagely attacked Johnson for looking at her wrong I thought it was just a #girlboss moment but now I'm not so sure...

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Merry holiday! Your holiday present is...me! Come get your gift! I'm stuck in a stocking on the seventh floor break room! They forgot about me and closed down the building for the holidays! Please send help! I'm running out of candy canes!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Alright look man we get it life got you more lemons. Maybe try a meringue? A pie? Clearly the drink is not the solution to the lemon issue

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Technically my name is "Tony Businessman" but my mom fucked up her vowels on my birth certificate.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Thank you all for following me! And for those who haven't: 🥺

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

*To the tune of "Baby it's Cold Outside"* "I really can't stay Baby, it's cold outside I've got to go away Baby, it's cold outside This evening has been Hoping that you'd drop in So, very nice I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice"

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

All of the adult material I watched regarding places of businesses greatly deceived me to what this job would entail. I have seen zero penises on the premises besides my own! This is outrageous!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Sometimes you just decide to say something at the end of year meeting that makes everyone remember your presence in the world. Usually it's not a good thing but still it's nice to be acknowledged.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

They changed the icon of this butterfly on my phone to a slightly darker shade of blue. This is unacceptable

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

What do flags mean? Like to the pretty colors connotate to something? Is 🇺🇸 like telling me your a part of a group? thought you just liked the colors. Is 🏳️‍⚧️ a state?

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

This germ is kicking my behind. Send help immediately. If I die I give all I own to my hypothetical wife and my very literal child

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Can we arrest the weather? It should be illegal to be this cold

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Came into work today to discover the day old rice I had left in the fridge had been fried with shrimp without my knowledge or consent. I blame the Wok

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

This workers strike was hard fought, but we came out on top! - Worse Hours - Lower Pay - Bossman will only punch one woman a day - The Bomb labeled "Bomb to kill those union fucks" has been relocated from the break room to the union headquarters Overall a major win for the rights of us little guys!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Someone died in the office again. I'm so over it honestly, it's like, Halloween was a week ago man, get over yourself 🙄

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I've recently gotten a wonderful part time internship of watching someone less qualified than I performing my job worse than I would while I know the answers but may never speak up. It's great for my portfolio and not much else!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

For Halloween I'm dressed up as a businessman of average height. It's exilerating!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Someone in the office is taking poison damage. I'm not sure who, but I keep hearing the tick everytime it damages them. If they don't find an antidote soon we're gonna have to deal with another dead guy in the office 🙄

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

If there's anyone here who knows ethics, would it be permissible to kill a coworker if you really wanted to? And I mean like, it would make you really happy. Is that allowed? I'm honestly unsure...

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

If a me screams in the office but no one is around to hear it.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Please don't lift me it's a violation of my right to not be lifted 🥺

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

I'm out of ideas to post. I'm small, whatever. Buy my cryptocurrency.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Timothy Burton invented Nightmares before Christmas in order to allow well meaning white women to dress in comfy X-Mas sweaters before they were socially acceptable.

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