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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The cursed typo finally happened
MFer spelled Chuck without the h
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alisson is so good at catching the ball when a deflection would be dangerous
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not very nice
Bournemouth keeper flipping a bird
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What in the instagrammable fuck are they doing to downtown
Hideous temporary colorful structures on a downtown street
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Going from HOMES to SHAME feels about right
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Unconventional choice to put cement in Kerkez's boots today
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Río on the right today, would be a boon if he turns out to be biwingual
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trump 2 has shown that the bulk of federal, state, and local "law enforcement" don't perform any useful functions at all. If they did, it would not be so easy to re-task them to brainless gestapo work like rounding up whole neighborhoods and waiting outside public buildings.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Did you know that if your out of town partner is helicopter parenting from afar and you just send them the Man in the Arena speech, you can earn several hours of silent treatment?
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I finally got around to watching HBO's Rome a few weeks ago and I haven't gotten over the town crier. We need to bring town criers back. This man could solve us.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Visiting my parents and came upon this sad bottle in the garage(?). Keeping presumably expired mild sauce on hand in storage feels like the opposite of Living Más. ¡Live Menos!
Taco bell mild sauce
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
arteta seeing how corners are reffed now
Lego head sweating
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's crucial to instill core values like rooting against England at an early age
Baby held by man in goofy and ahistorical Viking helmet
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In retrospect, the usmnt at this stage needs the kind of manager who can make lemonade out of lemons. Can't have a guy who just sets the lemons out and hopes they absorb negative energy (?). What are you going to make then, bad vibes lemonade?
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Like 99% sure I just smashed the speed record on this thing
A water slide that lets certain peak performance males approach the sound barrier
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"built like a threatened anteater" is going directly into the insult lexicon
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Miami Heat roster construction
Trash with Greek seasoning
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
[opening an old bottle of red that might be aged perfectly or might be vinegar] Qué syrah será
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
found a little buddy and brought her to a nice flower shrub, but why are her wings so mangled? :( #invertebrate
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Knicks fans were so close to finding out how annoying it is to have your team play against a guy who uses Brunson's tactics
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
At least Mourinho is occasionally charismatic. Watching that abominable style of play every week and having Legohead as your harambae is a miserable existence
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wonder if arsenal would update their ripoff Allez Allez Allez song if their ever conquer Europe
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Kanye West: I Guess We'll Never Know
Alt: Kanye West I Guess We'll Never Know meme. Kanye is horrible but so is Arsenal.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Virgil van Dijk is the king of Dick Hill
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I used to think it was dumb in The Good Place that indecisiveness and paralysis earned Chidi an afterlife in hell but after further consideration ... Get ready to learn 10,000°F, Merrick Garland
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Whoever came up with the word "alleluia" really smacked it out of the park
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
happy Now The Green Blade Riseth day to everyone with ears
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That was the loudest swish I've ever heard
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When I was college I got access to an old document that had Abraham Lincoln's handwritten notes in the margins. I could read it because I was taught cursive in school. I don't remember a word of what it said but what if it were something important
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Jupiter Island is flat as hell. This guy is the Tiger Woods of rolling his car over.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Once again begging news outlets to just make "billionaire said a thing" sections and contain this kind of stuff in there
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Please keep the Chuck community in your thoughts as we mourn the loss of our roundhousiest member
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How do people who don't believe in hell deal with all this
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 25/01/2026
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social ‘s verse about this never fails to move me
This is my blood

I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life.

Just as the cop's bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there.

A violent transubstantiation.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
watched this dozens of times already and no sign of slowing down
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Thinking about another time we got a big money striker and a less heralded striker in the same window and I'm gonna need Ekitike to keep his teeth to himself and I just hope Isak enjoys himself in his short bright swimsuit phase
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
- Matthew Weiner - Don Draper
A coaster that says "Martinis make bad decisions look elegant"
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
About to rewrite the Most Spritzes Consumed record books
A series of pools at a beach side resort, with palm trees and lounge chairs
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
CourtLink tech support is in quite a bind
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
At a busy counter service restaurant it is unethical to snag a table before you order, because doing so increases the time that tables are unavailable yet not being used for eating and makes it more likely that people who have received their order will have no table to eat their meal on.
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Dennis Goris | Cartoons @dennisgoris.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I miss the old brand #CDC
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Chuck @tmjn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Jayson Tatum has been, and will continue to be, basically a perfect NBA star from the moment he entered the league. The most professional, prepared, and low drama star imaginable.
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