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TMI Queen (Amy)

@tmiqueen.bsky.social
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Pirate enthusiast from the Island of Misfit Sex Toys. Grandma aged, so give me all the NSFW. 😂

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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m from Michigan and I don’t know how to play Euchre 😬
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He’s lurking in our walls! (From 🧵)
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just watching Rita’s instagram story of Taika being a competitive dad and willing my ovaries not to explode…
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This came up on insta and it absolutely SCREAMS @kalansphantomff.bsky.social
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My tattoo artist canceled on me for the 5th consecutive time in 5 years. I’m finally done with him. Someone else can finish the tattoo he started and can enjoy my overshares. 😚✌️
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s been a hot second since I posted on #TaikaTuesday Time to remedy that. 😏
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It was so cool to meet so many pirates yesterday for the Chicago Rhys show. I had a blast!
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Started my period today. Silver lining is that I won’t have it for the upcoming Rhys show in a couple weeks. Yay? 🥳😂
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Peepaw about to tell them damn kids to get off his lawn. 😂
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Saw this and thought of @kalansphantomff.bsky.social
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wishing I was this dog on #TaikaTuesday
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I need a DRINK after today! Whew! 😮‍💨 #RhysDarbyFaction
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Happy #TaikaTuesday to this fucķin’ devil
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dbSaveOFMD (Danielle)💜🏴‍☠️ @dbsaveofmd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Almost 40k works inspired by 18 episodes. Magic 💜🏴‍☠️
Ofmd AO3 work count of 39969
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Just started on four 10 hour shifts with an extra day off in the middle. Love that extra day off but I’m fuuuuuucking knackered!
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Starting four 10 hour work days next week with a middle of the week day off. I’m excited but also scared about how my ADHD will handle it 😅
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Y’all know what we need right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you Heather, which as a GenXer is pretty cool but my grandpa was from Chicago and pronounced it “Header” so it got nixed at the last minute.
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Don’t hurt me. I missed #TaikaTuesday, so here’s a #WaititiWednesday for you instead 😉
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I had to carry my chiweenie outside this morning because he refused to go out in this. And he shivered under a heating pad for an hour after he got back inside. 🥶
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 01/02/2026
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Also….do I have any friends? I think you know that answer. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Do I know how to make friendship bracelets? No. Did my ADHD ass just buy a massive friendship bracelet making kit? Definitely. I bought two. Will I actually make aforementioned bracelets anytime in the near future? To be determined…
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If you’re having a case of the sads and also love Heated Rivalry, then you absolutely need to read this crackfic! I can’t even get through it because I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. 🤣😂🤣 archiveofourown.org/works/76885431
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Perfect belated birthday gift to me 🥰
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Rhinestone Cowboy 🤠
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
So blessed for his age #TaikaTuesday
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m 1.5 hrs from Chicago. Who would come with me???
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If you’re going to allow certain news outlets to be played in the break room then I’ll play the deceased’s honor walk out loud on my phone. Full. Volume. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
OFMD fans:
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers Paula Abdul Pink Glee Live (Lea Michelle dominated most of those songs so….lol) Gosh….that’s it I still wanna see Taylor Swift and Chappell Roan
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Taika Waititi in a beige wooly coat pointing to a sign being held up by a woman dressed in black. The signs says, “We had the numbers. Still do.”
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I died and went to heaven. Nobody resurrect me!
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’ve had bangs most of my life (five head problems), but these were the best ones 😂😜
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hahahaha so good
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me: Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs. Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Happy #TaikaTuesday to Taika’s dicktongue Orig post: @cannibalxing.bsky.social
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Realized today how often I save little clips of audio that make me feel some type of way... Slapped a whole bunch of them together just for kicks and was shocked at the length of the video. Unfortunately Bsky only allows 3 minutes, so have this teensy glimpse into my subconscious. 😘
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They just updated the forecast 😬
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Yay lake effect snow! 😭
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Never look back (okay, look back at least once) on #TaikaTuesday
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molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀 @aproperpirate.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
this man wants to keep us on the hook because he still has hope and that’s enough for me
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My mom messaged me that she’s upset about what I said about people who voted for this should burn in hell because “your sister voted for him”. How do I say nicely that I said what I fucking said?
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Maybe not leather clad, daddy aged, (definitely not) sad sack #TaikaTuesday
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My chiweenie has the occasional seizure and he had one tonight just as I was falling asleep. He’s now dozing comfortably beside me under my quilt and I’m attempting to come down from the adrenaline rush. 😮‍💨😩😳
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Stede giving Ed a proper tonguing
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TMI Queen (Amy) @tmiqueen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
What was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025? Sorry to my pirate pals but I take the dopamine where I can get it 😂
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